Phils lose, Flyers lose, Eagles losing. A trifecta of suck.

Bryce, do something!

(Just so it's clear, this skeet was posted **three days** before László Krasznahorkai won the Nobel Prize for Literature)

Oh baby This is bliss

Schwarbomb! (At last!) Matt Stairs-like!

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day? Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

Pure cinema

Listen, I’m really happy the Eagles won that game, but today is all about making sure the Mets lose and miss the playoffs

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Eagles win in incredible fashion, Green Bay chokes against Cleveland, the Mets lost, and now how bout them Bears! What a day to be alive!

The Jordan Davis game

Never a doubt!!!!!! Haaaa! What!?!!

You know Stanford just keeps throwing to Puka over and over. Yeah, we should do that with A.J.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

The Kimmel cancellation reminded me of the final paragraphs of the essay I wrote about Trump, TV and humor back in 2017:

This counts as a vote for @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social Add it to the total!

With all due respect to the brothers Gallagher, the best British group of the nineties not only reunited and toured (and had the decency to stop in Philly), they’ve also put out a great new album. @welovepulp.bsky.social

I’m glad Ranger is doing what he is doing but please keep the camera on Taryn and the Bader Tots

Otto-matic! (No one else made that joke, right?)

Dak spit first!

Go Birds!

Sign Schwarber immediately after this game!

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

The new Ryan Davis and the Roadhouse Band album is soooo good!

Schwarbomb! Sign that man!

Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.

For the 1st time since the mid-20th c, a major urban US transit network is going to be largely destroyed. Philadelphia’s SEPTA must cut 45% of service, starting NEXT MONTH. 45% is not “waste fraud and abuse.” It’s “would you like to keep your heart or your lungs?” wwww.septa.org/fundingcrisis/

I’ve finally taken sides on the Goose vs Geese divide in the “I only have enough memory to keep one in my brain” battle. open.spotify.com/album/7uY2Qy...

Garrett Stubbs (8) has pitched in more MLB games than Jacob Misiorowski (5)

T.J. McConnell hero watch

@wawa ANNOUNCE IT

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

Jody and the gang always make connections between what happened in our past and what’s happening now so this is in keeping with the mission. (But when did they drop my favorite part—the “esoteric political history”?!)

The Best Album of 1989 Round 1 Match #3 #32 Throwing Muses, HUNKPAPA vs. #97 The D.O.C., NO ONE CAN DO IT BETTER forms.gle/5Yz6fo7zMSMN...

“…or what the company calls a ‘rapid unscheduled disassembly.’”

The game is afoot!

The Best Album of 1989 Round 1 Match #1 #1 Pixies, DOOLITTLE vs. #128 After Dinner, PARADISE OF REPLICA forms.gle/sgnnDYu2oyV6...

Of course I am showing my age, but this list proves that the 2000s are the worst era for one hit wonders, a phenomenon that peaked in the 80s and apparently died somewhere between Nina Sky's "Move Ya Body" and The Click Five's "Just The Girl." This list makes Soft Cell look like Beethoven

My daughter is on a real Helen Keller kick. The Miracle Worker is on again. I’m stunned that lived up until 1968!

Hell yeah, they did!

THE PEOPLE OF PHILADELPHIA RISE UP IT IS TIME FOR ANOTHER REVOLUTION.

Been trying to find this song from 1971 on any platform--Spotify, YouTube, etc. Found it on Tokyo video(!?) "Come on Plane" is an absolute banger. www.tokyvideo.com/video/silver...

"Silence [is] not as the absence of sound but simply...a duration of time where sound can occur by chance. Silence is not nothing; it is the possibility of anything." This is great.

Go birds.

Phils at full mojo

All right, fine. The second Trump administration as villains from the Batman TV show. Let's do this.

i need less decorum and more “home game in philadelphia” when it comes to the energy in the room.

I say he lies, And lies, and lies.