I've never been about to fuck a person and thought "you know what's really important to me right now which box this person checks under gender on their taxes."

Zohran Dom Mommy? Is that a thing?

My statement on the two year anniversary of October 7, 2023.

The new Fantastic Four movie carries on the good choices of Gunn's Superman, name dropping three entire Fantastic Four villains in the span of five seconds and not even showing them on screen, let alone describing their powers or backstories. Trust the universe to be consistent.

@codenamesgame.bsky.social I can't imagine why you'd disable quote posts on such an innocuous post that almost religiously fails to mention the name of the property that you've chosen to work with. The Property That Must Not Be Named, if you will.

Superman did a lot of things right but I'm really fixated on "This is metamorpho. He can turn into kryptonite. We will be taking no questions. Thank you"

"There's no way I'll be voting for him a sixth time" Fool me five times, you know what I'm just going to walk into the sea, I'm really bad at this

Bank: Ok you'll get a call at five from this number Bank: (Calls at 3 from different number) Me: Do you even understand what you've done wrong here? Bank: No

I think one underdiscussed possible explanation of the Fermi paradox is just that sufficiently intelligent life, upon developing an understanding of the universe necessary to traverse the stars, finds no need to build interstellar empires.

i hear it's america day in america with americans so have a music video a buddy of mine made to celebrate

People who think a book can make you gay make me kind of sad because I assume that a book made them straight. And that sounds fucking awful. Like to imagine that you have so little understanding of yourself that you needed to be told who you want to fuck by a book.

A news source caught me milling about in the front lines of a protest. Godbless

My biggest boomer attribute is the shiver that runs up my spine whenever I hear someone calling a teddy bear a "stuffy"

Trump is sending ICE to blue cities to enact the "largest mass deportation program in history" and Chicago is at the top of the list. I'm calling for every Democratic leader and candidate to stand against ICE, to call for its abolition, and to materially support immigrants. Inaction is complicity.

My favorite #Wisconsin #NoKings sign/flag from today. #wipolitics

abcnews.go.com/US/2-minneso... I'm going to ask an extremely disrespectful question right now: If it's this easy to murder our elected officials what the fuck are Russia and China doing? You could be making the America you want to see for pennies on the dollar.

I see we've all just agreed the cartoon never happened

This is the part of history where you're supposed to be seducing and murdering ICE agents and I'm tired of pretending it's not

Relatable. Honestly what the fuck modern browsers

a small horse figurine immersed in an unknown yellow-white substance.

The Lilo and Stitch live action remake is going to be studied for generations as an example of why you can't let corporations be involved in the production of movies. How can you possibly fuck something up so comprehensively?

You might look at this card and say "What is this even doing in your deck, it'll never proc that ability before being removed" to which I say, yeah that's the point. For me this card reads "spend one black mana, destroy target removal spell in your opponent's hand"

There is a historical thru-line of human caused extinctions. We radically and fundamentally changed every ecosystem on earth. People wanna talk about how "Oh my kids won't see a tiger someday" But it's more like you got to see the very last of this shit to survive. The bottom of the death barrel.

Human beings are an invasive species. Everywhere we went death and destruction followed us. This is just a true fact. Europe, Asia, Australia, New Zealand, North and South America, all used to have flourishing populations of megafauna until humans showed up. Africa was a much harder neighborhood.

The coward holds no brick, and the car knows this.

I think we need to stop treating people from different states like they're different until they agree to stop pretending to be one country. Californians? Same as New Yorkers. Can't tell the difference between a Wisconsinite and a guy from Denver to save my life. Fuck 'em.

Honestly every time I see Elon Musk I can't help but think that that is what "The Innsmouth look" is. Guy absolutely has fish lips. I'm tired of pretending that this man is not part fish.

Clearly two laws at work here. The ingredients specify that it has less than 2% juice and the label says less than 1% juice.

This is always funny to me because on the one hand "Haha that German word is the same as the English word for penis" but the German itself is still "Super Thickman's Thick Nuts"

www.instagram.com/p/DJGgEyPxaR... You know, if I knew literally nothing about Israel or Palestine the US sending 60 cops to stomp on some students trying to show a movie would raise some pretty significant questions.

People rag on God for being shit at his job a lot but the guy's blood alcohol level is like 12% give him a break. I'd like to see you do a better job pissed off your head.

Is your physical currency weighing you down? Ask me about how I converted all my miscellaneous inventory into zero weight high value ratio items like jewelry and artwork

I still really wonder how we can diagnose anyone in America with mental illness. The correct response to America is a deep and abiding sorrow at all times. It's like trying to diagnose someone with eczema while they are on fire.

America is a pay toilet

Today I learned that pterodactyls are actually housepet sized and that's pretty cool.

The eggs actually belong a species of parasitic wasp. The wasp stings the brain of the rabbit precisely, knocking it out and creating a compulsion for egg hiding behavior.

I think one of the things that sucks the most about America is that it exports misery and poverty on a global scale to support a lifestyle that is mid at best

This is tremendously stupid. And Holy fuck who designed this gaudy nightmare

Following up after finishing Immortal Hulk I decided to check out the 2021 run. It poses at least one very interesting idea: If everything went according to plan on the day Bruce Banner became the Hulk, he would have invented super-nukes. His good ending was becoming Oppenheimer.

www.reddit.com/r/marvelriva... Only two "real villains" in Marvel Rivals? When did Wolverine become an anti-hero?

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv... This article about the danger of paywalls to society published at the Atlantic is now behind a paywall.

You can try the Microsoft just released a Quake 2 demo that runs on genAI. It forgets where you are you each time you look at the floor and soft-locks when it's to dark. A technological marvel. You can try the "Copilot Gaming Experience" here: copilot.microsoft.com/wham

I’ve been getting them for years, but lately, getting emails that say stuff like “TELL DEMS IN CONGRESS TO…” is particularly disheartening, because if those people need me to tell them what to do, it’s already too late.

TOOT TOOT I'M A FIRETRUCK

Ngl a new party would be aces. These ones fucking suck

A reminder that all Democrats had to do was run a candidate people wanted

I've been using my children as guinea pigs, but I think I've finally perfected my recipe for cuy.

Democrats created this small and annoying, overeducated base. A base that argues against its own self-interest, that does the job of appeasement for you. It's an amazing achievement, politically. But it's not a strategy that works on stupid people. It's political judo, you let the base pin itself.

The Star Trek transporter cannot kill you because you do not exist. It just makes you spatially discontiguous along the axis of time. It's like cutting off your arm and throwing it across the room, except sometimes there's two arms and only one of them has a beard.