The power is out Only the UPS beeps are heard Yet still we exist

Tag your favorite application that has added an LLM agent nobody wants, babes

The magic isn’t over. In two weeks will be the 2026 Winter Paralympics in Milano-Cortina, in which you’ll be able to witness exceptional athletes with disabilities do things you’d never be able to do. ✨

While this is not terribly surprising on a grand scale, I am quite happy that my kids have not been required to use textbooks with content dictated by a handful of anti-intellectual, christofascist people in Texas.

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The linked article is a fascinating insight to the rate and nature of change in warfare over the past few years of the Ukraine war.

turns out almost nobody other than total freaks likes or wants this shit

I strongly encourage politicians, journalists, sports teams, organizations, researchers and... well, "everyone", to carry out a proper assessment of your reputation risk vs "actual engagement" on X I think you'll find that staying active there isn't worth the reputation damage that you're taking.

Is “preemptive life disbarment” possible? Because I think these so-called college students should have that before they can enter the workforce and do any real damage.

i ain’t reading all that. i’m happy that happened to u tho.

“The US Army. Staffing by Polymarket.”

😕

Watching “Kneecap“ immediately after season 1 of “House of Guinness” makes it clear that we are not improving as a world society.

Evolutionary evidence of mar-a-lago face found

Well, that’s a first in recent history.

This is the plot to “Heated Bribery.” (Full credit for this goes to @wmjones.bsky.social!!!)

Don’t forget to extoll the virtues of Arf Intelligence as well.

That’s fucking stupid. FCC is clearly smoking meth. Carr is just a sycophantic moron, which is, of course, not news.

Oh no, anyway…

I’m coining the term “SCOTUS Latency,” which is the amount of time that elapses between every intelligent human saying “that shits flatly unconstitutional” to SCOTUS affirming it. This falls into the same broad category of measurements as a “scaramucci” of time.

This is both plain old good advice and a survival tactic these days.

This has huge “Saddam Hussein’s spider hole” vibes and I’m here for it.

Substack = twitter = 4chan

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I legitimately did, in fact, laugh out loud. 🤣🤣🤣

More of this, please. The folks in this grassroots group are heroes. Haven Watch lives by the promise, “No One Walks Alone.” Day or night, they show up. When people are released from ICE detention, volunteers meet them in the cold, disoriented, and exhausted. Beautiful and devastating all at once.

Not a great look when the best defense you can offer is “hey, look, I’m the world’s biggest, dumbest moron, ok?”

Oh wow I hope they jumped out of a fake cake to arrest him.

How about we screen cabinet secretaries’ kids for being fucking idiots?

I bet every time she has to say the word, she has to remind herself it’s not “libary”

That's right, they're introducing RoboBoomer, an AI agent that will automatically post on Nextdoor whenever someone uses the sidewalk.

"Is there technology the left is excited about?" is the kind of question you only ask if you're wildly naive about technology. mRNA vaccines. Heat pumps. Offshore wind. Urban mining. Sodium batteries. But god forbid we're not fawning over every new implementation of Making Computers Bad At Math.

Akuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!

“I slept in last night's clothes and tomorrow's dreams But they’re not quite what they seem”

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide. This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

It's 2033, Elon's largest data center known as the Goon Farm suffers a catastrophic loss as Amish revolutionaries trebuchet burning furniture into the methane gas turbines. Grok issues a Cease-goon, diverting compute to Optimus security bots in Cybertrucks that are immediately defeated with hoses.

People talk about this stuff in terms of how much it'll suck for gaming and I hate to inform you how many MRI machines, X-Rays, all sorts of other vital machinery are just a Windows IoT Edition PC in a beige plastic box with a big magnet/accelerator/whatever attached.

I 100% guarantee RFK Jr and Kid Rock snort cocaine off the same toilet seat and smoke meth from the same 1990s era Jolt can.

I nominate “skeluge” and “lugiton”

Even this is a massive understatement of the actual costs, since all of those things require advance planning, paperwork, and (in some cases) scheduling document retrievals (often only possible during work hours). The cost doesn't have to be high in dollars to be a prohibitive tax on voters.

This is a particularly abhorrent use of technology that is already ethically questionable. Awful.

It turns out 91.1° is NOT, in fact, a joke!

In their defense, the chess pieces were covered in paste.

Wow does this hit the nail on the head. Ouch, but it’s both accurate and deserved.

If you make them in tye shape of lungs, please call them r-alveoli!

Considering that the current president’s rambling nonsense is akin to Vogon poetry, this fits.

Happy 78th birthday, Master... ❤️ 🐭 #ArtSpiegelman