Okay I'll tell a quick story. A million years ago, I used to write for Esquire's website. I wrote a nice thing about Jimmy Kimmel that was almost certainly illegible trash. He then followed me on Twitter and, ever the Weird Twitter purveyor, invited me to meet him after a show after a goofy tweet.

As I was saying…

Dunno about you, but when I’m on an escalator that stops, I can still remember how to climb a flight of stairs.

This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)

beavers > claude code

What a fucking G.

The ProdiGantt Reformation, chapter … 744?

Here's what we have coming up! #hacking #infosec #cybersecurity

Well, Riley, that’s not so impressive when four other people have already run through the wall ahead of you.

Kat out there leading the protests at Chicago Ghraib is the real deal. Lead by example.

Charlie Kirk should not have been murdered for using his words to spread hate and bigotry and divide this country. In death he should not be sanctified for a life used to inspire people's worst demons to target the marginalized.

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

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Bye bye, Disney+. Bend the knee, lose the fee.

Giving a bully your lunch money is only a temporary downpayment for future bullying. We ALL need to step up for the first amendment. By-the-way, for the record, this ex-Disney employee finds Jimmy Kimmel very talented and funny. mh

Pause your doomscrolling and listen to this story.

Ukraine shot yet another Shahed drone over Dnipro

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The bravery of @agomezfcc.bsky.social to be the sole (1 of 3) FCC commissioner willing to take a stand against this disaster is awe-inspiring. She’s staring down an autocracy in the making and not even flinching.

The mental gymnastics these absolute morons must go through to assemble sounds and project those sounds out of their face holes must be exhausting.

It could also be that he just made a boom boom.

When 99.99999% of what you do is the dumbest thing possible, 97% bad coverage is actually generous, you absolute nitwit.

This is very smart! Other states should do the same.

I agree on both. I’m just not sure how long it will take to get there.

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This is an unacceptable provocation from the Russians.

Curious how the “but I have a LETTER that says I was just following orders” defense is going to play out. (Spoiler alert: not well for the defendants)

I would call this “consciousness of guilt” in an eventual domestic trial or international war crimes tribunal.

This is how it’s done, folks. (NSFW in that it quotes the sitting president and related words.) youtu.be/7vRX-BQAjeE?...

The thin-skinned, smooth-brained, fragile snowflake and America’s most special little boy simply CANNOT HANDLE being made fun of. It must hurt his widdle feefees. Do more of it. Ridicule him into the ground. Poke fun at his stupidity. Jab at every single absurd thing he does and says. Don’t let up.

It's Friyay, friends!! Let's have a throwback laugh to start the day. Have a day, y'all!! #SheShed

When someone says one thing to gain power and then a contradictory thing when exercising that power, the most useful lens for understanding it is power, not hypocrisy.

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

My mom called me last night about the Kimmel firing, saying "This is how Hitler got started!" I quickly responded, "By firing the late night tv hosts?" Turns out, mom was right.

Woah an expensive device I don’t need that violates the privacy and annoys everyone around me while I ALSO look like an absolute moron?!?! Sign me up! #innovation #disruption #enshittification

I think he meant “on our list in Constant Contact”

“Magic link” logins are garbage and do more to weaken the average user’s security posture than the help or improve it.

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

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Any meaningful opposition to Trump is going to require organization. The Trump administration also does not have the resources to prosecute millions of people. If a vague threat of "we will investigate you" is enough to sway you from meaningful opposition, I have to question your actual commitment.

My first academic article was on the dictatorship of Uzbekistan inventing a group called "Akromiya" that did not really exist but which they used to arrest anyone with whom they disagreed under the pretext of "terrorism". Just bringing this up for no reason whatsoever!

Americans, Right now, you have three choices. You can be a fascist, a coward, or a patriot. Choose to be a patriot.

Disney learned nothing from Andor.

What the F is up with the first slouch?!?

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

Absolutely. This applies outside of the scope of art, too. People with safety must use that safe margin to advocate for others without it. This is the way.

WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!