We aren't even #1 on this list!?! We truly are slipping as a nation.

The trump regime doesn’t get enough credit for their dedicated and tireless efforts to end America’s obesity epidemic by making food completely unaffordable.

Mamdani cutting $12B out of NYC’s budget while still expanding social services and filling potholes has me picturing this conversation over and over… youtube.com/shorts/ZQ46S... Just how much beer was NYC drinking?

12 of our nation’s most powerful capitalists are in china asking communists for “deals”

There is a direct line that goes from GamerGate to PizzaGate to Q Anon to MAGA. And behind all of it is Cambridge Analytica, which didn't go away, it just became Emerdata and kept on doing what it was doing.

When the president does it, the secret service covers it up. When the secret service does it, the Miami PD arrests them. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/secret-service-officer-arrested-alleged-indecent-exposure-miami-hotel-rcna343617

Remember when a serial con artist called Georgia and said “I need you to find 11,000 votes”, but they didn’t go along with the fraud because they had integrity and ethics? Luckily, Louisiana doesn’t have those hangups. newrepublic.com/post/209975/...

Buttiigieg: "Look, when you are this deep into your second year, if your reflex is to still be trying to blame the previous administration, it really shows that you are out of ideas, out of solutions, and unwilling to take ownership of your own choices."

Just like how the border wall that Mexico will pay for quickly became taxpayer funded and then never completed…

The debate used to be conservative vs progressive. Now the debate is fascism vs freedom. Vote out the fascists so we can get back to discussing conservative vs progressive.

We’re in this situation because a VP from a state that committed treason was elevated to the Presidency by an assassin and used his position to pardon those who committed treason.

Pepperidge Farm remembers… Frost punched Jan 2026 Craig punched, Feb 2026 Hortman killed and Hoffman shot, Jun 2025 Shapiro house set on fire, Apr 2025 Pelosi attacked, Oct 2022 Salas house bombed, Jul 2020 Pipe bombs near homes of Obama and Clinton, Oct 2018 Giffords shot, Jan 2011

The hypocrisy is a feature, not a bug

Former AG Bondi is supposed to be testifying before Congress today in response to a subpoena… anyone know what channel that’s on? I can’t find it.

Vance visits Pope = Pope died Vance endorsed Matt Gaetz as AG = Gaetz failed Vance went to Greenland = hate us even more now Vance endorsed AfD in Germany = they lost Vance negotiated Iran ceasefire = still bombing Vance endorsed Orban = Orban lost He is the Jarod Leto of DC politics

Orban did everything he could to stack the deck in his favor. Stacked the courts, gerrymandered the districts, purged voter rolls, controlled the media, and changed laws in ways that defy reason. And he still lost because of overwhelming voter turnout. THIS is what the right fears.

Here’s a twist I definitely would never have guessed… The U.S. is now going to block the Strait of Hormuz because they’re mad that Iran closed the Strait. www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-s...

The opposite of the “Colbert Bump” is apparently the “Vance Slump”

The war in Iran is going so well that the White House is bringing up the Epstein Files as a distraction

Perfectly clear and normal. www.instagram.com/reel/DW4GkQT...

Iran: Agree to our terms US: No! You agree to our terms or else!!! Iran: Agree to our terms or we keep strait closed. US: Oh. Ok. Agreed. Israel:

With Iran all wrapped up, what will we do to distract from the Epstein file now?

To recap: he started a war to stop Iran from enriching Uranium, killed a bunch of people, wasted many billions of dollars, and in return Iran gets to enrich uranium at whatever level they want AND now charges a toll for passage through the strait. ART OF THE DEAL!!

MAGA: “So… prices are skyrocketing, bankruptcies and foreclosures are rising, we’re in an unwinnable war in the Middle East again, and the whole world thinks we’re a shithole… but at least we got to take women’s rights away and deport some brown people… so, all in all, it was worth it.”

You know he’ll try to claim he deserves another Nobel Peace Prize for ending the war in Iran.

Now that Pam Bondi is out, will her replacement finally release the Epstein Files?

Really looking forward to seeing how the Flat Earth Society treats the images, video, and human commentary of the view of Earth from people en route to the moon.

With Bondi gone, there’s one thing I am certain of… whoever he names to replace her will be worse.

Pretty soon, we’ll get to see cherry blossoms in February, but unfortunately all of humanity will have killed itself off by then.

We need to all take a moment to ponder the amount of insane math that went into flinging that little ship that far and not only be accurate in aim but also timing it so misses the moon by just enough to use the moon’s gravity to fling it back.

NASA responded to one Terrible Maps’ terrible maps, and it is glorious.

What do all of these companies have in common?

Just a reminder... a precedent set and actively enforced by prior Presidents was that no buildings should be named after a President while still in office.

The Villages is historically a conservative stronghold that tends to vote R vs D on a 70/30 split. Even they are are out in big crowds for #NoKings

Even the dogs are out for #NoKings

Given his obsessions with crowd sizes, I hope the pedophile in the White House is impressed with how many are showing up for #NoKings protests, worldwide

Americans: We won't stand for this corruption and abuse of power from our government! We demand our rights! Let's protest! Other countries: What's happening in America is messed up. Let's protest on their behalf!

Put them on blast!

“Donald Trump claiming he wants to protect election integrity is like Bill Cosby telling you he’ll watch your drink for you.” — Kimmel

He says he received from Iran “a very significant award”…

This sculpture seems really interesting until you’re on that balcony staring eye-level into a giant anus.

Trump falls asleep at his own trial. The media spends the next several years attacking “Sleepy Joe” Trump says covfefe and a thousand other completely deranged things. The media spends years attacking Biden’s mental health.

Ghost Rider got updated through generations from riding a horse to riding a motorcycle. Have we tried updating other mythical characters? Can we modernize a Centaur to half man and half motorcycle?

It would be way more accurate if renamed “stocks” to “bets”. Saying “I’d like to place a $1000 bet on Nvidia” would really help the general public better understand the concept of investing.

Mad Max was based on the 1973 oil crisis. It wasn’t a made up fiction that just popped out of nowhere. It was a political satire about how society reacted to an oil crisis. And now we’re in another oil crisis. Guess what is coming soon.

This deserves a Pulitzer

I know you aren’t supposed to view a book by its cover, but… Tom Homan looks like drunk bigot. Even before he speaks, just looking at him, I see him and think “he looks like he’s about to say something racist”.