QUINTANILLA: According to the filings, the president has been trading some Intel in the quarter JIM CRAMER: Yeah, uh, yeah, hmm FABER: Got nothing to say? CRAMER: Uh, uh, yeah, whoa, yeah. FABER: Don't worry. We're not having technical difficulties, but we gotta go

Oh I get it, $420, hilarious!!!

You know the vegan comment was put in his ear from RFK. The worst insult RFK can muster about someone.

We might need to implement a draft for congress. The only ones getting elected are the absolute worst. Tim Cook you are the next senator of Alabama, replacing Sen. Tuberville. Please return to your normal pre-Trump operating posture. Neil deGrasse Tyson, we’re gonna slot you in to replace Schumer.

Wait, are you saying the default shouldn’t be to broadcast what I’m spending to the entire world?

Because the current owner of Wendy’s — who led major fundraisers for Trump’s first election — expressed regret for voting for Trump after J6.

Guys, a new version of MechaHitler has been released!!

Musk cares about AI’s devastating potential impact on humans so much that as soon as things fell through with OpenAI he formed a new, open source AI non-profit organization to ensure his vision would become reality. Just kidding, he formed closed source xAI and runs it like an edgelord.

Uh oh guys, Meta firing 600% of its staff!

And now let’s hear what MAGA GREG has to say about “fear-based marketing” ………….. 🙄

I guess Tim Cook’s real passion is presenting gold plaques to fascists

Hey Satya, was the $1M Trump bribe worth it yet?

Thank God for TACO Tuesday!

MAGA cultism in a nutshell...

The head of America's Border Patrol interior operations, selected by Stephen Miller, says on camera he wanted 100 million deportations, removal of one third of America.

Together they can finally identify “science” and put an end to it once and for all.

Immigrants from the so-called "Global South" come to America, overstay their visas, help themselves to taxpayer money, have grotesque numbers of children, become drug addicts, and descend into extremism. by Elon Musk

Yes, Airports are famously good places to look for foreigners here on American soil. It will be simple for ICE to know the difference between legal and illegal visitors. This will go very well.

“Barely any schools will be targeted.”

We broke it, you bought it

All sentient, ergo non-MAGA, citizens should simply end every text or comment about Mr. Trump with this phrase: "Thank you for your attention to this moron." I hold copyright, true. But as these are hard times for all of us, it shall remain unenforced. It is the people's insult now.

Least aware religious fanatic I’ve ever seen.

Hassett: "If the war were to be extended, it wouldn't really disrupt the US economy very much at all. It would hurt consumers, and we'd have to think about what we'd have to do about that, but that's really the last of our concerns right now."

We planned for it, but we forgot to tell Trump about it so he turned down help a couple weeks ago. Whoops!

And yet

Six weeks ago

An effective long term strategy for those who care about independent and credible news would be to fund nonprofits to enable nonpartisan journalism. We can see where CNN is going, we need more ProPublicias.

My argument with a GOP senator exposed how the Trump administration’s extremism gets a pass from Congress www.ms.now/opinion/sen-...

Bier: Reclaiming my time

Read the room, Amazon.

I’m noticing a trend bsky.app/profile/atru...

Dept. of War Crimes

These are NOT meaningful redlines. For example it only prohibits autonomous weapons “ in any case where law, regulation, or Department policy requires human control.” But the relevant safeguard against autonomous weapons is a DOD directive that Hegseth can change at will! openai.com/index/our-ag...

That kind of tariff would be cool. But what about our kind of

Aside from meetings though, he should probably sleep more in general, preferably in bed?

Rubin: "There is at least one witness for whom 3 interviews with the FBI in in 2019 are missing [from the Epstein files]. What's the big deal? We can also confirm she is the same person who in a 2025 FBI presentation is identified as accusing Trump of a sexual assault when she was between 13 and 15"

It’s really cool that we’re at the mercy of the least-informed people capable of turning on this obvious swindler at a moments notice. Thanks all for signing us up for 4 more years of insanity so you could vibes-vote your way through life!

Me with a scoop/exclusive Five days after Jeffrey Epstein’s arrest, federal authorities “directed” NY law enforcement authorities to “stand down” their investigations related to Epstein, new documents released by the Department of Justice show. Part of new Timeline on NY and Epstein.

mfw my friends scare me with a surprise birthday party

Fixed it