you're telling me six teens painted this chapel

i went to the sheep store and they all knew ewe

i'm so tired of people i'm just so tired

wtf is wrong with people who feel sad when abusers die but dgaf about genocide or capitalism

as a non-gamer, i got "tomodachi life: living the dream" 2 days ago & i've already played it for 8 hours + dreamt about it

we were able to pay rent!! 🎉 I took a cash advance on my check so now we can move onto the storage units which are supremely overdue, please please share, support, & help if you can!

I have noticed a real uptick in jokes at disabled people’s expense, even among people who wouldn’t have in the last few years. Part of it is subconscious drift—when you’re swimming in offensive humor, you’re more likely to take part. Some of it is absolutely relief at being “allowed to” again.

📣 URGENT! pls share, due tonight! need help w/rent for may & VERY overdue storage unit! had to catch up on bills w/my first check. share & donate if you can! 174$/915$ ca: cash.app/$artbyshayn vm: venmo.com/code?user_id... if 37 ppl give $20 needs met #mutualaid #helpsky💸💕 #BIPOCMA #signalboost

BOOM ROASTED

free all the beagles and burn the test facilities to the ground

i chased a pigeon around the work parking lot because i was trying to feed it thinking it was the other pigeon but it was not and it was afraid of me i felt so bad

this earth day i helped a beetle flip back over and find a safe place in the grass btw

i have bieber fever again

everyone should be legally mandated (free of charge) to change their headlights back to normal. i should not need sunglasses on + the window visor down in the pitch black of night because a 2020 car has football stadium brightness on their headlights. it literally leaves an afterimage in my vision.

someone said i look like a turtle is it true

HAPPY HOLIDAZE

i miss when 4/20 was on easter

max greenfield will be amazing on white lotus

kombucha is like carbonated vinegar

"confirmation burp" fuck off

just drank some shower water and it was surprisingly good

i miss when easter was on 4/20

just ate a chobani flip for the first time ever

hate comments are kinda fun when you can transmute them 🤭🙏🏻

should i play club penguin or file my taxes

when i tell you- a non-masking leftist- that protesting trump in an anti-mask america is inaccessible for me, & you tell me i'm not doing enough by sitting at home.. you are demonstrating to me that you have no idea what you actually stand for & are just concerned performance, not actual practice.

please don't talk about gas prices around me. i am very fragile rn

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as a fan of Mac Miller since 2011 if you only listen to one song please let it be Funny Papers

drizzilicious IS 100% worth the hype

why is whataboutism amplified x10 on instagram 😭

And don’t you motherfucking dare try to pull the neo/liberal purity politics card. This shit is destroying our lives and the only planet we have. You need to fucking act like you know and show you care to fundamentally change that.

Look, I may have disagreed with Chuck Norris‘s politics, but that doesn’t mean I can’t also acknowledge he was an untalented actor who made shitty movies. RIP

Don't forget: He also made shitty pants

got my eyeliner on both eyes perfect on the first try & i knew it was gonna be a good day

mercury retrograde is over and spring is here

the calmest dog in the world licked my face, i feel like i was blessed by a priest

some people genuinely view guns as toys & don't fully understand the gravity of shooting someone

4 now bitch

you ever just think about how beautiful women are

today is Long Covid Awareness Day. start masking in public again. anyone who can but isn't masking is letting us all down, including themselves.

switched my toothpaste flavor just for the hell of it

Seems fine and totally normal that every time I walk past people some of them are coughing now. Definitely not a thing you should be concerned about.

i dont fw mercury stardust after she admitted (2024) to previous sexually predatory behavior (w proof). she deleted her apology vid shortly after. lot of ppl in my online community forgave her + said we need to allow ppl to change, but cancel others for less. their lines r inconsistent. i dont fw it

i hate needy dependent cishet men honestly ur so gross like no i'm not your mommy you're 30 grow tf up why do you wanna be treated like a 5yo so bad get help

the toilet seat shitter is back at work 😭 that is why i'll never understand people bare-assing public toilet seats

people say they want big breasts but they don't want the chest pain, breast pain, back pain, shirts not fitting, expensive bras, and oversexualization + misogyny that comes with them

my biggest flex is that i seriously have never ever actually used ChatGPT even once.

do you ever see someone with such blatantly nonexistent street smarts that you have to wonder if it's from hyperprivilege or pure obliviousness + ignorance

that one person with the most intentionally aggressive rbf to seem tough, wondering why people don't think they're approachable