I’ve gone out of my way to avoid saying this because I don’t even wanna think about it but if I become homeless, if nothing changes in the next month, I’m going to have to surrender Twinkle and she will probably be killed because she wouldn’t be able to live with me in my car.

I really really really really want to get massages because I haven’t touched anyone in what feels like an actual eternity and I have done the research to know that that makes you unhealthier.

Repeat after me: You are not my competition.

The cismen who use Grok to fake data disrobe gender marginalized people are the same cismen being marketed AI companions because no one wants to fuck them because they’re that terrible of people.

My truth is so strong and cuts so deep that sometimes I feel like I catalyze other people’s energy, and I cannot continue to know them because the spark of their new movement was my purpose, and I would overstay my welcome beyond it.

More than 250,000 cases of shredded cheese were recalled because the united states fucking sucks.

Stop calling evil shit smart. It’s not fucking smart to be evil.

Numerology says I should work for the government. The problem with that is I fucking hate everything about our current government and would rather die LOL

The way conservatives angrily attack people who want to make this world a better place is genuinely pure evil.

I’ll probably never be a household name because after my first 35 years, I’d never wanna be in most of y’all houses lmaoo

ALL MY BOOKS ARE FOR SALE THROUGH MY LINK TREE IN THE “DR. BIRD’S WORK” SECTION. If someone doesn’t have the attention span to go to my link tree click on buttons that say that’s where they are and click into them individually, how would they have the attention span to read them?

Peoples definition of “previously healthy” since 2021 means getting relentless C19 infections, so that’s not previously healthy in any accurate sense. It’s no surprise that a “previously healthy” teen died of the flu if you pay attention to C19 research. www.wsaz.com/2026/01/02/o...

No bullshit 2026. We are listening to our bodies. We are taking care of our bodies. We are living for peace and fulfillment. We are decentering materialism. We are living slowly and setting strong boundaries. We are cutting off any and all fuckery.

If you refuse to self reflect and you talk to me, you’re gonna have a bad time LOL

AI is being used for sexually violent purposes because we live in a sociosexually violent ecology. If we didn’t, it wouldn’t be used that way.

Just in case no one’s told you, repeat COVID-19 infections, damage your immune system and make you more susceptible to both contaminants and other sicknesses. LIKE THE FLU RN.

One of the greatest gifts I’ve received this year has been being able to sit with making silly mistakes without the feeling of duress. I wasn’t able to do that growing up without feeling tormented. The peace I live with now is incomparable and unimaginable to my younger selves.

Please do show me that your vibe is off so that I can block you immediately. I would hate for my presence to make you so uncomfortable you gotta be a fucking weirdo about it. I am more than happy to remove myself from the situation 😁 now all you have to do is not stalk me out.

Hot cherry peppers are simply divine.

I hate when I apply to a job and then I learn that they’re like all about AI. Or they’re in some way affiliated with the military. Like, fuckin, ew, bro.

#2025 Dr. bird #recap

#2025 Dr. bird #recap

I think I was experiencing anhedonia and didn’t even realize it for a long time and then healed it over the last five years.

I have a confession to make. I’ve never seen labyrinth. I’ll probably watch it today.

My work is larger than a job title. And that is precisely why people without self-love or direction deeply desire to see me reduced to meaningless labor.

I had numerous accounts reach out to me under the guise of goodwill who were trying to exploit me in a time of need. That says a lot about our sick society.

You know what’s really fucking annoying? Is when you share a new idea that you came up with yourself, and it gets eyes on it and then 6000 people repeat the same fucking idea that someone else came up with like it’s a fact because they all follow the same fucking influencer LOL

The way TikTok is like “your followers are watching-” what the hell does that have to do with me? It must think that I cater myself to be appealing to others. Oh, honey, no…I create what I create because it’s what I authentically create. I am not chasing a fuckin audience.

Desire is often the shackles we choose to keep ourselves small and scarce inside instead of unlocking ourselves from connections and walking away to make space for more freeing and loving ones.

When folks aren’t genuine there is only so much consistency they can provide for so long. And in a society that demands niche single dimensional performance, multidimensional people who embrace their natural ebbs and flows of creation will be bastardized as if they’re the former.

I miss the pre-20s life I knew before I learned that there are people who only actually get into “committed” relationships to fulfill a cheating fantasy.

So it’s 61 in Ohio in December.

They found a test for endometriosis that can determine that you do have it in 10 minutes. It used to take over a decade. Science is literally fucking incredible, bro.

I didn’t make you feel bad. The truth did.

Every headline is just like “Another bad person was caught being bad in society made to manufacture bad people.”

Imagine how much better healthcare would be if pre-existing conditions included our ecological failures. Like, your preexisting condition is the environmental racisms and injustices of being born into redlined sacrifice zones. All of ours is 2020 era C19/plastic/PFAS hellscape.

Folks are not upset enough that there were people, both with and without pre-existing conditions, who have been begging y’all to care about COVID-19 for over five years now, who have literally died from their post COVID ailments and the world has just continued to ignore it.

I need people to ask themselves: How could the world do this to me? Realize everyone deserves to ask that question. And when Our answer is pain, we need to make fundamental changes so that that is released and moved past. Until then, most everything we do is just lip service.

I took Twinkle to an emergency vet tonight and they quoted me $1700. I was denied all the credit options. I can’t afford any of it because I was fired for telling the truth about CK and am at risk for homelessness already. So we risked catching C19 after Christmas for nothing.

Does everyone understand the real meaning of cismen being both most rapists and unable to bring their ciswoman partners to orgasm? It means they’re not only statistically bad at sex, but their presence alone, and their actions while present, makes their partners uncomfortable.

Neoliberal creators give coercion vibes. They sell us on forgetting that within colonial capitalism “dei” alone (aka without necessary fundamental systemic changes that will allow us to reverse climate crises) is just “die” reorganized.

Most every environmentalist position is like “we can pay you $5 a year” lmaoo

Fuck anyone who claims changes for the public good need to happen slowly and we need to be patient for them while we watch countless terrorizing changes happen quickly every fucking day.

While you’re talking shit, be sure to tell them why I cut you off too 😁

I had a nightmare that someone stole my iphone and then reset it into an android so I stole it back, robbed them three bet, and then reset it again. Plus that’s not even possible, dream thief lmao my hardware is fundamentally incompatible.

I just watched this 19-year-old boy hold a gun up to a black man’s avatar in @Vegas_Infinite VR and ask him “is this bringing back any memories?” and so I asked him “Are you being racist right now?” and he said “yeah,” and then he told the black guy to swallow the barrel.

No one prepares you to grieve the thought that you may live a long and happy life after enduring the opposite.

Fuck billionaires, feed everyone, house everyone, clean the fucking water, the air, and the land, you absolute fuck faces.

This is the fifth year anniversary of my not celebrating christmas anymore.

Too many of you motherfuckers have “balanced takes” on shit that’s killing us all and destroying the fucking planet.