medium.com/frazzled/lif... Always an honor to be on Frazzled! @frazzledhumor.bsky.social

A hilarious "memoir" today, by the mechanical shark from Jaws. Turns out he's a classically trained actor with much more to offer than Spielberg imagined. *Many people forget that his name was Bruce. 😆 thedisappointedhousewife.com/2026/06/23/v...

This was so fun to work on with Jeff Bond. Proud to have it up at The Disappointed Housewife! @offbeatlit.bsky.social @jeffbondnyc.bsky.social thedisappointedhousewife.com/2026/06/23/v...

Grateful any time something lands right for the McSweeney’s folk. ❤️

Thank you, @frazzledhumor.bsky.social!

So proud to be in @pointsincase.com! Thanks guys!

Normal: Your toddler plays happily with the other children. Culty: Your toddler seems to be learning Latin.

"Be open to the bartering process. Flexibility is the cornerstone of any successful rural birthing plan... Extra services like epidurals are nothing more than elaborate hoaxes designed by the left to rob women of God’s gift of increased pain in childbirth."

I don’t mind being the meal planner. The kitchen’s my favorite place — it’s where my coffee pot lives, and my secret stash of Swedish Fish. By @smstrand.bsky.social medium.com/frazzled/the...

"The flag belongs to all of us—left, right, Andrew Yang. You can love your country and still side-eye it. That’s real patriotism."

"I worry that the powers that be might take one look at my salt-and-pepper hair, only slightly elevated blood pressure, and spry body with both its original hips, and laugh me right out of the Capitol."

"Since 1988, we’ve been waiting for the future to arrive at Little League concession stands and any place that smells like popcorn and feet. But now that the future is here, we regret to announce that we are extremely disappointed."

"Be advised that we’re monitoring the em dashes, as they appear to be coded signals potentially indicative of subversive coordination."

Happy this piece is up! www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hop...

First post on The Belladonna! thebelladonnacomedy.com/local-woman-...

"Can you picture this year’s Christmas dinner? The Pope shows up with his seven-layer dip and gets accosted with, “The Walmart cashier said ‘Happy Holidays’ to me to deliberately persecute Christians—what are you gonna do about it, Your Holiness?!”