Ranking OU’s playoff/championship losses by pain (by opponent): 1. Georgia 2. Alabama 3. USC 4. LSU I 5. Florida 6. Clemson II 7. Clemson I 8. LSU II

Handed them ten points and dropped a TD in that second quarter. Man.

You’ll never convince me that kick wasn’t good

That kick was actually good?

I was pretty close

So we’re officially the Buffalo Bills of college

Did John Mateer literally forget we were wearing red tonight or…

When our guy dropped the TD that would have put us up 24-7 I said to the girl “I hope I’m not thinking about that play later” and the literal next play the punter just … drops the ball for no apparent reason

Struggling to think of two more baffling turnovers than the two by which OU handed Bama ten points at the end of the half

Does anyone know the actual and literal kickoff time for the game tonight?

Furthermore I think Democratic candidates should promise, and then enforce by legislation when they win, an official damnatio memoriae on anything with that guy’s name on it en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damnati...

I would like to advocate breaking the law in response to the blatant illegal thing done here: I think vandals should physically tear these new letters off the building and when they get replaced other vandals should do it again. And so on again ad infinitum

This is why I refer to all gender policing supporters as Genital Inspection Advocates

Yes, it’s illegal. Like changing it to Department of War, like ten thousand other things. Part of the Trump strategy is to break the law and convey “the rule of law is weak and feminine and laughable and should be overridden by Our Guy.” Trump is fundamentally anti-law. /1

Pants off for my filthy Sooners

Reminding everyone for no particular reason that Section 230 is one of the last things standing between free speech online and Trump having control over everything you see and say on the internet

I should really start keeping a list of the most pathetic shit they do to coddle and flatter this asshole

Let's gooooooo www.si.com/olympics/okl...

I still love this guy

“Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned.” www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...

Stephen Miller to Vanity Fair photographer: “You know, you have a lot of power in the discretion you use to be kind to people.” Photographer to Miller: “You know, you do, too.” www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/... @shaneisland.bsky.social

If this doesn’t follow Elon as the first thing mentioned about him forever henceforth and to his grave what are we even doing as a civilization

All discourse is the same now.

Lower ratings than Notre Dame-Syracuse, a game that was 21-0 within five minutes

A young squirrel in my yard has yet to master the technique

Thinking about this song today for no reason youtu.be/kSQ8tZ35t4U?...

BESPOKE: Obviously Mark Daignault knows how to game plan around the Spurs, and wouldn't tip his hand for something as silly as the NBA cup.

Broke: the Spurs ended the Thunder’s win streak and now the rest of the NBA can catch up. Woke: the Thunder took the Cup schedule flex and created a unique mid season 4 day break by losing, thus adding to their load management planning and further lapping the league

Happy Monday, Everyone! Looking Forward To Another Week Of Infecting Every Aspect Of Your Daily Lives! https://theonion.com/happy-monday-everyone-looking-forward-to-another-week-1819769158/

Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.

Everyone who participated in the firings, prosecutions, blackballings & penalization of the people who found it ironic that the 'Sin of Empathy' and 'Gun Violence Is The Cost Of Freedom' guy got shot in the neck (including moderation here). You guys are fucking clowns.

How quickly we forget Grain Belt

1. For at least 10 years, Pepsi has conspired with Walmart to force up grocery prices. That’s the shocking evidence made public today in an unsealed FTC lawsuit. The suit was abandoned in May by the Trump FTC just before it was to be un-redacted. We went to court to get it unsealed & won.

@mostlymartha.bsky.social relevant to your interests I believe

I’ve had some fun ones but for my money the ones involving my kids have been the best. Put together a group to go see the K-Pop Demon Hunters sing-along show and watching in a packed theatre full of pre-teens going nuts was so awesome

Ran this as a debate case in college almost exactly as proposed here, it was an extremely effective affirmative because there’s basically no drawback and the evidence of success is overwhelming

MF looks like that rat guy from the Harry Potter movies

It’s kind of incredible how little has been published about this guy and how little conservatives seem to care. Did people just forget these people were screeching for civil war when they thought he was a liberal?

@alexkirshner.com I appreciate you admitting that you hadn’t heard the Michigan “open secret” thing because I have had this feeling that many of the podcast journalists now smugly saying “oh yeah, I heard that” are totally lying about that

Congratulations you fucking morons

I just replied to someone about how Pacific Time rules for sports and only then remembered that our playoff game is at 5pm on a Friday that I have to work

Stealworkers

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

That’s my senator

I have seen many references to the “Gay Hockey Show” and until now hadn’t realized they weren’t just making fun of Hockey Night in Canada using Chappell Roan’s “The Giver” as its intro a few months back

More cruel and punitive policy for those that aren’t already rich: if you dare try to advance in class you may expect to pay through the nose for your temerity

I miss when it was utterly taboo and unthinkable to openly admit holding straight up gutter racist views

There’s an ICE facility at Ft Snelling? Man, that place has a seriously dark place in American history and it just keeps rolling

Can confirm Oregon is a bunch of fuckin’ weirdos