The Americas wildlife documentary is excellent background viewing material if the lack of sport is troubling

This sure looks like the “call the touchdown play” but for soccer

The reason the tattoo should have ended it is because it showed poor character and decision making skills. Everything else since then just reinforces that

Goddammit they’re discontinuing my favorite beer

I think it’s cute that people are so mad about the corruption benefiting that US in soccer, an event in which our team is not even good enough to threaten a run at the title

So we’re at that point in our authoritarian state where people just go on television to lie and everyone (literally!) knows it’s a lie but there’s an official line to toe and by god these people are just going to say that lie anyway

Unpopular opinion: hero worship is weird

Offside rule remains stupid but at least that time I could instantly tell that it was coming back

I once blocked a shot by future OU/Minnesota Viking player Tyrell Peters in a game of pickup basketball in 8th grade. This is my greatest athletic achievement and nothing else that happened in that game matters (he otherwise ran roughshod)

Welshman singing, commentary in Spanish, this is what America means to me

Your reminder that Joshua Chamberlain thought it was a moral imperative to fight the Confederacy but he didn't have any background as an Army officer, so he was like, "Hmm, I should study Casey's Infantry Tactics and Duparcq's Elements of Military Art and History", and that's how he beat Longstreet.

Thanks, SCOTUS!

This seems like an obviously terrible deal for Toronto

*nodding solemnly with full comprehension* yes, I see. there’s a special kind of kid who can’t play sports or go to the bathroom

Second apparently this was a close case for this Court. As it stands the decision is 6-3. In 1898 the Court’s decision protecting birthright citizenship, Won Kim Ark v. U.S., was 6-2. That means this SCOTUS is either on par w/or to the right of the 1898 Court - the same SCOTUS that decided Plessy!

Roberts waited because he wanted this exact headline for the last case of the Court to try to save the public’s view of the institution’s legitimacy.

5-4 for what it explicitly says in the constitution is incredible. They were this close to undoing the civil war entirely. bsky.app/profile/mjsd...

This country was one person's vote away this morning from putting any birthright citizen in danger of being deported tomorrow. We are so much closer to the abyss than we think. Man oh man.

They got four justices to agree that the 14th amendment doesn’t mean what its plain language says.

Offside rule still stupid

We have GOT to turn over leadership in the national Democratic Party, this is maddeningly terrible

It wasn’t just Nebraska bsky.app/profile/norm...

Man I hate the soccer offside rule

Once again I completely don’t understand the offside rule

Sounds like a direct message to the Giants to me

I’m watching this team of Egyptians and I don’t know man they look like they walk just kind of regular? idk

Not generally a big summer guy but there are compensations such as my wife wearing sundresses and the fact I have enough basil going that I can use comically huge amounts of it and never threaten my supply

They finally found something worth fighting against?

This election keeps getting better

Someday I’m going to open up this app and scroll 50 skeets without seeing his stupid face 3-10 times

How the hell is @nytpitchbot.bsky.social supposed to compete with this

Ultimately my problem with the offside rule is that I fundamentally don’t understand what bit of unfairness the rule prohibits. Some offensive dude’s elbow protruded slightly too far, no goal!

2000 FB NC: 13-2 2026 BB NC: 13-2

SOONER SUPREMACY 🏆 For the first time since 1994, Oklahoma has won the Men's College World Series. nyti.ms/4eCAjAZ

So college baseball

This needs to be the final score to pay tribute to OU football's last championship.

My reaction to the baseball game so far is OMGOMGOMG

Property management company screws millions of renters out of hundreds of dollars a month EACH and had to pay a $7 million fine to … state governments. That is just a “cost of doing business” fine. Renters stay screwed, no rent has dropped, no relief paid back to them. Travesty.

Lachance is just straight up hunting for taters

North Carolina’s head coach looks like Abe Vigoda

Offside/VAR just looks like Calvinball to me

New York will make sure “ethical basketball” remains a punchline

The College World Series umpiring crew approached the Branch parents to obtain the official lineups, which included their sons, Kolby (UGA) and Kyle (Oklahoma) — this will certainly be framed in the Branch household. 🖼️ #Baseball

You’ve heard of Paris Texas now get ready for

This was almost exactly Stalin’s riposte when the Lenin testament said Stalin was too rude and ought to be replaced as party secretary

🤔 @library-gremlin.bsky.social