Couple dynamic, lovingly calling each other parasite and host

Dude it was awesome

Got hit on by an old man today, smoked a cigarette, and now I'm going to go fight someone in a field over cheesecake

"self compassion is so important for-" LOOOOOSERRRRRRRR

for the past week i have been repeatedly thwarted by the black orb of slenkrythka

Met a guy who was very into me today. He wasn't my type but I did manage to extort monster from him

so far every single customer to come in has shot me in the chest point blank with an incendiary round which is kind of weird but what can you do

(holding a knife) is anybody gonna match my freak

people that get really into politics sound fucking insane. dude what the hell are you talking about

"autism doesn't make you stupid" idk about you but ts definitely makes me stupid

10pm choice paralysis... try to draw... write... crimp wig........... so many choices and all of them sound bad

my favourite thing at the moment is opening up pornhub and losing my shit over the things people jerk off to

when will people just admit they don't know SHIT about politics dude i can see right through you

new theme

these compulsions bro

there are like 4 types of guys

should i watch hbh

[introducing nonbinary partner] this is my faggot

Keeping it gangsta homie keeping it real

Because of WOKE

THEY TOOK MY BOX CUTTER

BECAUSE OF WOKE

that rabbit that i hate #tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus #tadcjax

Bluesky rn

sometimes you make decisions that can only be explained by being written by a stupid author

find my pages bro

"are you autistic" would be such a funny insult if it weren't abelist. might start saying similar things like "are you a taylor swift fan?" instead

"be yourself" you guys would lynch me in a literal sense

I bought a little antique book of english fables and they all read like "once there was a bird. it was in a cage. it died, the end" or "there was a miller and he was very tall and he stayed at a tavern and he died, the end, the angels weep for the tall miller" is this my heritage

just found out that some nsfw artists have a dedicated playlists for drawing porn

It might be Nice Butt Day in Japan, but it's Election Day in America, so take your NICE BUTT to the POLLS!!

Captain Torture

women are so out of touch sometimes. "so many men don't have furniture because uhh masculinity" no we just don't gaf

I'm also joining the niche kink party and I would like to suggest tongue piercing with sexual intent

What do airplane pilots even do in there

Tried a new monster today and it sucks ass

oh my god i'm extremely brainrotted when it comes to attractive men. my brain starts leaking out my ears

Sorry but flanderising characters is fun. They're my little mascot guy now

saying ABANDON YOUR MORTAL COIL to get around roblox censorship

oooohhhh i’m having…… ideas…..

this melatonin stuff is amazing

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don't much care for mortal kombat 4 except for the giant blue face in the background of one stage that just opens its mouth real wide over and over

genuinely starting to identify with the creepypasta trope i am cooked

I am paralyzed sitting in front of my laptop rn because there's TOO MANY THINGS I WANT TO DRAW

Hit on an autistic guy at the club and he gave me the thumbs up