Fuck the prefrontal cortex. I'll just go straight from stimulus to reaction.

Sign the petition to release the good chemicals.

"The world needs my kindness" level of obnoxiousness.

Why do you think you're you and I'm me? Maybe I'm you and you're me, maybe we got it all wrong, there was a misunderstanding.

Watching the Metal Gear timeline documentary on YouTube in the background: "...The battle concludes with him exploding as well..."

"Fuck around and find out"

I'm looking for someone who would be willing to sometimes pour one or two cups of coffee on my grave after I die. I can haunt your enemies in return. Thanks.

Living in Marvel Universe but instead of super abilities you get super disabilities.

> Behind every "pure" function in bytestring, text, and vector lies a cheerful little hellscape of mutable allocation > What makes it acceptable is that the side effects are encapsulated such that the boundary cannot be violated. blog.haskell.org/a-couple-mil...

A being that is 99% man, 1% horse. A percentaur.

More people need to read "In the Beginning was the Command Line": web.stanford.edu/class/cs81n/...

Everything is a disaster these days. Dear passengers, Capitan speaking, we’re approaching the sea of Metaphysical shipwreck, and there’s nothing you can do.

How does one teach enemy’s bodies to swim faster asking for enemy’s enemy (a friend)

> Check those up in the description below. Make this language make sense again.

> Are you a C or C++ programmer? Are you envious that other languages keep hogging the limelight when it comes to supply chain attacks? "Dude wake up you've pooped yourself" "Who told you I was sleeping😤" lcamtuf.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...

Clojure: The Documentary www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y24v...

"Autoboxing in hot paths" is especially tricky. It's possible to avoid all these anti-patterns once you've seen them, but sneaky auto boxing will still show up somewhere on performance flamegraph. 🫠 jvogel.me/posts/2026/j...

Happy to announce that I’ve been acquired by my plushies, blanket and pillow and will be joining the team at Dreamland to further the process of Sweet Dreams and Comfy Sleep.

"Greedy capitalists! People are suffering!" The right: "Lower the taxes!" (lowering taxes for their billionaire friends) The left: tax the reach! (taxing ordinary people). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fartificial intelligence 💨

How to catch Winnie the Pooh? Follow the honey.

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

Born to experience horrors beyond human comprehension. Forced to experience horrors within human comprehension.

Dr. Goose thinks he hasn’t been fed.

Making a horror game based on my real-life cat. - Pet the cat to restore sanity - Take Polaroids pictures of ghosts Launching next month. RT to support a solo dev? 🥹 #games #gaming #bluesky #starmer #cats #horror #horrorgames #art #gamedev #indiedev

going to the .DS_store, anyone need anything?

On Apple M3, a Linux KDE plasma desktop under Fedora Asahi Remix is now WORKING! Super excited to share this update and happy to answer any questions! Co-credits to noopwafel and Shiz. :)

> The Five Orders of Ignorance cacm.acm.org/opinion/the-...

if i knew sign language i wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs

Fuck I love vegetables.

Imagine if the US protected citizens gun rights so people could fight back ICE terrorists.

Beautiful abuse of resources, the true Hacker spirit lives on, from phone lines to AI assistants.

My only motivation for going to bed is that in the morning consumed coffee cups counter resets to zero and I can start again.

it did btw

If I start generating sentences, most of them would be meaningless. Somewhat defining property, like going to random directions at sea would get you nowhere. Sentences as URI of ideas if you want.

Gerrymandering aka "make invalid states unrepresentable".

… quiet assembly …

This is marvelous. > Writing an NES emulator in Haskell arthi-chaud.github.io/posts/funes/

Space news is the best. Like, what do you mean there's a runaway supermassive black hole 10 million times bigger than the sun moving through space at 2 million miles per hour www.space.com/astronomy/bl...

Yes, also Clojure is the only dynamic programming language I like. furkan3ayraktar.github.io/blog/the-wro...