Genuinely feel like I need an emotional support animal.

Scary Movie (2026) is genuinely the WORST movie I've seen in a while, holy shit...

I just found out one of my favorite coworkers is a fucking tweaker. I'm sickkkkkk 😭😭😭

men have been pissing me off more than usual lately. I hate it.

4am shower making me consider getting a Masters in Arts Administration. Not even done with undergrad yet...

Y'all ever have nightmares so bad that you have to get up and do something else for a while?

She's Out of My Life The Lady in My Life Liberian Girl His slow jams are so underrated 😎

That one Minotaur from the Renaissance Festivals... 🤤

My mind is running at 1k thoughts a second. Bout to turn this bih off in a minute... 🍃 (Once I finish writing this damn paper 😒)

Imposter Syndrome sucks. I've put in the work, but I still feel like I don't know what I'm talking about...

I've done as much research as I can bear. I can confidently discuss and present. Why is this paper killing me? I've already done a presentation on the topic, but writing it out is such a drag... UGH

They like to make you mad on purpose? Baby, that ain't your friend...

I can't believe I'm waking up to collard slander. This govt is literally trying to kill us. They had glass in the Trader Joe's and Costco fried rice!! Collards are a HEALTHY legacy food. Mustards are my girls but collard greens are unbeatable. Let's call fast food "poverty food", not collards.

Just woke up to some dude calling our dishes "poverty food." I didn't think it was possible to be that damn ignorant... (If you hate Collard Greens, but like Turnips, your opinion is automatically invalid. idc)

I miss when the 🍃 wasn't as strong. You could chill out, smoke half a joint and be alright. Now you got this high tech strong ass shit that'll green you out on one good hit. It's good for my wallet, but man do I get paranoid...😂

Its them damn phones

Y'all. Should I be grown and swap the LED Strip Lights for a color changing bulb? I kinda want more lamps in my space to make it more cozy. I'm so used to my Strip Lights, but they can be a little harsh on the eyes at times

I've reached that part of music where it turns into straight math and stops making actual sense. Hell...did it ever? Let's be so real rn 😭✋🏽

Next she gon be eating ass for 1st chair

I hate the big light. I'm not grown enough for lamps so LEDS will do for now :)

Dryhumping? >>>

Getting old means bruising your knees and not even noticing until you settle down for bed. I know I'm finna hurt in the morning😮‍💨

Men be arguing over who they deem to be attractive amongst themselves meanwhile none of them understand the female gaze

Fadeouts and repeating choruses. Songs used to be either made for the club or for radio. Now they're made for TikTok and it's terrible.

Earth Song- Michael Jackson Helena- My Chemical Romance

It hurts less once you stop giving a fuck. Read that again.

I care way too much about everything. It's like a switch that I don't know how to turn off.

'Refrigerate after opening' is not a suggestion😭 Bacteria starts to grow *rapidly* in your condiments once they pass 41⁰ F.

Holding hands makes it better tho Or so I’ve heard

Baby, I like to yap. This is a 2 hour affair 😭

Them: "what ya thinking about?" Me: "it's nothing, really..." Also me: Biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you (biting me, but also) biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you b-

I like my showers to be so hot that it's just on the brink of burning me 🤤 -1 HP -1HP -1 HP -1 HP

I hate stupid ass, ignorant ass people...

A lot of people are just NPCs and they don’t even know it. I see right through you.

I asked some ✋🏻 folks at my work if they've ever heard the term "Jive Turkey." I must've lived though the 80s or something because how tf have you never heard that? Come on?

I miss him so bad. Distance is rough

K-pop is just rap, but repackaged to not be black. White people look at me like I'm some kind of fucking alien when I tell them I don't like K-pop

Audio >>> Video

Genuinely wondering what it feels like to wear a shock collar 👀

I don’t know who needs to hear this….. Lab Grown >>>>>> “real” diamonds

Drinking tea and wagging my tail

I love how drinking wine made me remember why I stopped. There are two wolves inside of me and both of them are bricked asf 😂

Bark like you want it, bark like you want it, baby 🕺🏽🎶

I love how I actually put out into the universe that my New Year's resolution would be to not do as much. Now, I'm doing double. Talk about self preservation 😂

Remember kids, If you don't make time for yourself, your body will do it for you; just at the worst possible times.

I swear my IG reel are at its freakiest whenever the sun goes down. It's like the algorithm thinks I'm some kind of slut 😂👀

I can feel the second wave of college burnout coming at me warp speed. There's just simply no time for myself. I feel like I'm going to combust 😭

Just about one year medium-distance. He's the best thing that's ever happened to me and I hate that I'm the reason why we're so far apart.

I really do love seeing people happy and treated well and being loved the way they need to be loved. It makes my heart smile.