Twerking is a form of exercise.

If you don’t eat it off the bone, gone somewhere

I’m not dealing with nobody that doesn’t eat pussy.

I really can’t whistle now that I have braces.

$locdchantii 😊

it’s kinda hard to find folks in the DMV to link with and build with. Community. Ima keep trying tho.

I’m really horny

The Wharf is gentrified AF!

🤤

OOTD

Shoot your shot. It’s a new day for new shots.

Hold on, stay right there. We need to cleanse the sl real quick 💨✨

I love the song Feedback by Janet. Ppl tried their hardest to hate on that era of hers but, she was a still a beast.

I remember around ‘01-‘02 I was outside playing and I found a blank CD in my neighbors yard. I took it, wiped it off, and put it in my CD player. It was IMX 2001 album.

Condoms do make the coochie smell weird, but a raw, infested dick will make it smell worse. Strap up.

I need to make more Mac n cheese soon

I need some…..

My header is black af and just right for black history month.

Do I actually like men or is my body just used to dealing with them?

I enjoy jumping rope.

Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

Ima have my weed and ima have my drink if I want it. It’s called discipline.

Going into work 2 hours early cuz I was asked to. Welp! More money.

You do not have to develop a valley girl accent just because you’re into emo and anime.

the universe won’t reward you for ur lack of hard work.

A guy not changing his children’s diapers will never be a flex. You bum.

Another day of working out is complete. (Yes I washed my shorts lol)

I miss flirting and sending cute texts and bein on the phone for hours. I just like when everyone and everything around me is great.

I thought I was gonna be on my Malice from clipse ish and get up around 3:30am to start my day with a stretch and workout. Nope!! My body said sleep and so I did. I will workout when I get off

I’m not arguing with nobody in this weather cuz if they decide to use this snow/ice as a weapon, I’m cooked lol.

You can’t have platonic friendships if you have no self control.

G’day all. The gawd is here.

I don’t get having kids back to back to back only to hide from them and constantly need breaks. Start using condoms or telling ur husband to pull out. Or maybe not go so hard around ovulation time.

Conway The Machine- Scatter Brain

I’m bout to shoot my shot and some ladies. Hey ladies 😏

I swear, trynna find an another job while you’re currently working is a bit nerve wrecking.

idk if I wanna smoke anything called goat piss…

I look taller than what I am in that pic. I’m only 5’7.

My workout is done

Morning activities

woke up horny smh.

Oh Macaulay 😭😭😭

I like Sirius XM

Bro what happened to Young Money 🤣🤣🤣 this is actually insane. They’re ALL LOSERS

Finally made it to Friday 🙌🏾.

To any upcoming producers and directors, I am a singer, I’m choir trained and I’m graduating with my Associates in Arts with my major being music. I can also act with great direction. I like food until you can provide the coins. 😊

I can admit that I am actually sad.