days like this (randomly 13 degrees in october when it was literally 35 degrees last week) i’m very grateful to have a job where wearing a hoodie is not only socially acceptable but encouraged (it’s work merch hehe)

what’s the australian equivalent of moving from london to brighton …. i want to live in a cute cosy town near the beach!!!!

straightened my hair for the first time in like 3 years and i look like david bowie in labyrinth

Me: i’m Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No that’s kleptomania

you can have a little ten minute nap during work on a WFH day. as a treat.

if you need me im cutting my fringe in the bathroom sink at 11pm on a work night

being forced to go hang out with friends so i cannot start yet but SILKSONG HAS LANDED !!!! trembling in anticipation just seeing the icon on my switch!!!

life has been SO BUSY the past week that i actually forgot silksong comes out TONIGHT

spring time in sydney best time of the year let’s goooooo

when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe

i’m tired of this grandpa

how to not be exhausted all of the time???

i am about to become Insufferable

there really is no adult experience that can recapture the feeling of reading one of those late primary school book series with a million books that’s kind of an anthology so you can read them in whatever order and you just pick up whatever you stumble on in libraries and second hand book stores

severance cold harbour

feels like a terrible person to get into an argument with charity canvassers but IF YOU GIVE ME MISINFORMATION ON TWO DIFFERENT TOPICS!!! i am not going to let you get away with that!!!!

omg outer wilds reference !!!

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

how it feels to be working in tech surrounded by people who are worshipping genAI like it’s some kind of magic and you feel like the only one with an ounce of critical thinking brain cells left

the double take i took when i saw this on the train this morning goodreads logo has been the same sans serif g since at least 2012 when i started using it!!! what is this squiggle!!!!

Feeling more and more thankful I grew up before the internet was omnipresent, when we spent most of our time watching old movies on cable or browsing encyclopedias and accidentally acquiring a level of literacy that will cause future generations to think us wizards.

the concept of purchasing something from amazon is so alien to me and idk how my brain ended up wired like this since amazon is SO ubiquitous but if im trying to find something and the only option is amazon that’s basically unavailable in my brain

are you allowed to take sick leave just because you’re so so so sleepy and would like a day to sleep

photos taken moments before disaster

what should you do!!!!!

are these the two genders now or

should i treat myself and go get a real curly cut 👀 i think i should

i swear they said this winter was going to be warmer and yet this is the first time in my life i’m getting CHILBLAINS what the hell

btw if anyone needs me i will be sitting here staring at the wall for the next (indeterminable period of time)

they need to invent a kind of video game that doesn’t require you to look at a screen after you’ve been looking at a screen for work all day

where is the fan art of kaladin and szeth on their backpacking trip through shinovar just hauling around a precariously balanced stack of massive swords

my soul desperately needs to be in mount rainier national park… deeply unfortunate that it is in america… let me know if anyone has a solution to this

petition for us to not have an 8 hour workday in winter so that we can actually hibernate AS NATURE INTENDED

tonight’s tweet brought to you from the floor of the campground toilets where i am sitting trying to make sure my gastro episode is definitely over before i try to go back to sleep in my tent 🫡

niche industry tweet but can we pls stop referring to “critical” software vulnerabilities in clickbaity headlines WHEN THEY HAVE A CVSS SCORE RATED MEDIUM???

this is a personal attack on me actually

billie piper ?????

why is it apparently impossible to walk into a pharmacy and get a covid booster around here

but if i'm not allowed to feed artists into my artist killing machine it's going to be basically impossible for the machine to keep killing artists. is that what you want?? and before you answer keep in mind this is a very expensive machine

this is like that bit in the stormlight archive where it just ceaselessly rains for 6 weeks

have been at work for 3.5 hours this has been stuck in my head the entire time send help

SONG OF THE SUMMER youtu.be/rdzThMp5lso?...

episode 1 belinda chandra pls come back i miss you so much

ok so we’re just straight up lying now i guess

HOLY SHIT ok besties what should i manifest next

lime scooters in sydney when

do we think i can read the last 200 pages of rhythm of war tonight before i go to brisbane for a week

boringest doctor who episode since chris chbnlall i fear

devastated to announce that the big popular polling station in my area is no longer an option so EVERYONE has come to my lovely little quiet polling station WHICH IS NO LONGER LOVELY AND QUIET this 5 min errand is gonna take 20 mins

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing