Bro, she is going to pull on Annie Wiles on Aemond #DemDragons

And on the 8th day, the Lord put belt to ass...

So, Giannis, Bam, Norm and....uh....you think Riley would take a late-30 something with hoop dreams on a 10-day?

Look, man...you cant be giving these teenagers the keys to the dragon. The insurance bill is too high as it is.

It’s Juneteenth Eve yall make sure you make some greens to leave out for Harriet Tubman.

Honestly, if you are a Mavs Fan, you, gotta be pissed

I'm in DC and the bar is getting craxy

Josh Hart about to ice it

God, please do the funniest thing ever

The bars are crazy today. I never forget that DC is an international city...but I sometimes forget how much

Congrats to all the newly minted bag holders for this SpaceX IPO. None of my shit tracks the Nasdaq but it's not going to matter because these assholes are going to still find a way to invest in that dogshit company with my money. Fuck this place.

OG is just unmiserable Kawhi Leonard.

Ali vs Frazier in this NBA Finals. Just haymakers being thrown

I hate to be that kind of old head but if Wemby doesn't get his big ass in the paint right now. The tallest Knick on the court is 6'7

Man,...the only time that doofus can put a sentence together is when he fixes his face to call a woman a name.

Tony Brothers looked RIGHT AT that foul and choked on the whistle. lmaoooo

Knickerbockers in that ass like a wedgie

Spurs getting bullied out there, my guy

Some 60% of Americans can only read at a 6th grade level. They cant spell nuance, much less understand it.

Jalen Brunson in his bag

No one wants to see yall broccoli headed asses on the internet

Damn, is the game on? A Kirkland tall boy would hit with this.

🎶Friday has an exit sign, but getting there still takes some time What would make you feel real fine?.....One Saturday Morning!🎶

I’ve for all days lived my living by these good words of true that without big momentum the good things that hopefully will occur and they probably will can always find people in life.

As a certified dork myself, I will say that I share in the disappointed that the "Nerds That Will One Day Be Your Boss"™️ didn't end up being Urkels and Dexters, but ended up being Mandarks and Arnie Ziffs.

My 15 year old niece hearted one of my Instagram story posts today and YALL CANT TELL ME SHIT NO MORE. IM INVINCIBLE

I'm sorry, I might get flack and I know some folks who have done his show, but Tony Hinchcliffe is ass. I watch a TON of comedy but every clip anyone has ever shown me of him was buns. He somehow immediately turns any race joke hacky. It's uncanny.

With all these data centers going up in white working class and middle class neighborhoods, am I wrong to wonder what those people were saying or would have said when the Interstate highway system mowed through the black version of their neighborhoods?

Why we gotta pay for the ballroom, if Mexico ain't paid for the Wall yet?

Mosley needs to be in either New Orleans or Washington and he would make both of those teams respectable

Worked in Ag to start my career. The Farm Bill negotiations were one of the first times I realized that the "poor American farmer" schtick was a sham.

WNBA players will now be making enough money to have agents that don't make them sound this uninformed.

Pistons fans yelling "Angel Reese" like Carter ain't cost Duren about 60 million dollars

Jamahl Mosley clapping his hands trying to figure out how to draw up a play beside "Hand Paolo the ball with 8 secs left at the top of the key"

Richard Jefferson is the commentator that y'all need to switch your Reggie Miller hate to.

I have half a bottle of Woodford left and Elden Ring: Nightreign, in case Orlando decides to shit the bed early.

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

Glad Orlando isn't the only one blowing leads

Fire Mosley before you get back to the locker room.

PUSH THE LEAD!!!

Let's get this bread, Orlando

Hahahaha y'all wondering how Orlando are 10 point underdogs tonight. Refs calling EVERYTHING on Orlando

I need Orlando to play like they cant go back to Kia Center

Chicken Tender sub, muenster cheese, buffalo sauce, lettuce, tomato, salt and pepper. It's healing powers are unmatched.

Do y'all ACTUALLY know how much S#!+ we are gonna have to fix? It will take DECADES!

In a game that turned into a rock fight, Orlando had the biggest sling

NOT THE MUTHFUCKIN BANE-K SHOT!!! #NBA

Please, for the love of God, Mosley. Please run a different action to get Paolo the ball. This is torture.

JAMAL CAIN