People who have never used a library are generally unclear on what happens in them.

"Also, here's a trophy for being the greatest President that Narnia ever had."

"It's a very dangerous gambit to stand on the law rather than affix your lips to Trump's ass."

When we get out the other side of this, we should think seriously about making signs like this permanent, like the plaques in Paris that tell you that you're standing on the exact spot where a resistance fighter was shot down by the Nazis in 1944.

Trump: "This is the greatest period of anything that we've ever seen"

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

This coming from the man who is blocking the GORDIE HOWE bridge?

> @governor.ny.gov

All flights will be routed to Fuckwit International Airport in Shitferbrains, OK until further notice. You can pick up your baggage in the horse trough next to the busted combine.

Chef's kiss to Judge Reyes' inclusion of the Dept. of State's Travel Advisory on Haiti, which also happens to be a perfect descriptor of our country as well.

Volunteers putting up more resistance than the people we literally elected to fight back.

We really need to rethink the whole "let's reward dumb assholes with billions of dollars for being dumb assholes" strategy.

Okay troublemakers, punks, antifa supervillains, and anyone who just enjoys being a petty little shitbird while they fuck up the algorithm of a massive media corp. Here's your assignment for the weekend. Get on it and spread the word.

We are serious about getting this on TV, but that also costs money. If you want to see this on TV (maybe Fox News??), chip in any small dollar amount here: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-b...

I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people. But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.

While the Chicago Tribune Editorial Board interviewed candidates behind closed doors, I was knocking doors. The Tribune Editorial Board’s endorsement won’t decide this race. Voters will.

This would be a really good moment for Democrats to start acting more like a political party than a Ponzi scheme.

They absolutely should.

"Oh yeah? You can't be in my club. So there."

I've been all over the world, and frankly, people are generally much nicer to us than we deserve. I wouldn't mind seeing that change, maybe it would wake us up...

This is…bad folks

They thought they could sneak up on us, the filthy birds.

You can't have health care, but at least the guy who kicked out your teeth has to wear a body camera now.

Once again, I ask: if Putin had personally installed an agent in the presidency, what would that agent have done differently?

We Sat Down For An Interview With Greg Bovino But Halfway Through We Realized It Was Just A Really Fucked-Up Sixth Grader

"He was supposed to hurt other people."

Speaking of lovers, especially young ones, how about those Epstein files?

"It's terrible. It's so sad, but, you know, I don't blame him, it just happens," grieving father remarks as he cleans his daughter's blood out of the car.

I can’t go to the grocery store alone right now because ICE is racially profiling and abducting people who aren’t white

Again, if Putin directly installed one of his agents in the oval office, what would that person do differently?

DOJ investigating whether Denmark lied on its Greenland mortgage.

By obtaining the physical Nobel Peace Prize, Donald J. Trump is its rightful winner. by Vladimir Putin, Super Bowl XXXIX champion

Do this, and above all, laugh at them wherever they can hear you.

They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.

Remember this the next time someone tells you we can't afford something.

Hmm www.texasobserver.org/ice-prosecut...

For the rest of my life: "We can't pay for--" fuck you they paid for ICE to ravage our cities. "We can't just defund--" fuck you they abolished the Department of Education.

Scared assholes are deadly assholes.

that’s how you thread the affordability + ICE needle

This is rule by force instead of rule by law. Under these circumstances, as Pompey is said to have informed us 2,000 years ago, it's useless to quote laws at men with swords. Once the government chooses lawless, armed oppression, our choices are limited to direct action and submission.

The Wampanoag would like a word

Stereotypes aren't demeaning when you aspire to be one.

We've been conditioned by consumerism so thoroughly that we believe freedom is having a multitude of shopping opportunities.

Fighting from beyond the grave: www.sharpfuneralhomes.com/obituaries/h...

Yessir, we're protecting Western Civilization (TM) from the DEI.

Your yearly reminder that the Republican-controlled Congress still refuses to place this plaque inside the Capitol Building to honor the men and women who defended democracy on January 6, 2021. Shame on them. #January6

Hey, don’t worry, I’m sure they will stand up like Chuck Schumer asks.

Dems, release another batch of the Epstein Files on Monday. Don't let Trump and Republicans distract. Keep him cornered.

This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.