Socialism is when you take steps to prevent companies from forcing people to buy things they don't need.

I’d love to hear him try to explain it.

he's counting on people not knowing what a doctor looks like because they don't have healthcare

Watch the video. Read the whole damn paper. Birds. Are. Amazing. #birds 🌿

By the way, I just want to remind you that until we are shown otherwise, this is effectively the Republican agenda.

Coming Soon: Daily posts to the WH kitchen staff complaining that his hamberders have too much flavor.

Given Trump’s Easter threats to carry out new war crimes in Iran, we should think one or two steps ahead about a coup attempt connected to the war. And then deter it. (1/17)

Trump felt so bad about draft-dodging in Vietnam he decided to start and lose his very own bungled war

A lot of Trump voters I spoke to during the campaign were convinced the Wrong People were getting free stuff and that Trump would make sure the Right People (them) got it. bsky.app/profile/fact...

An excellent piece. Schecter has a caustic style that's even more deadly because every bit of it is based on mere reality.

Gorsuch needs to be careful; otherwise people might start to think that he's not in the pocket of a few very rich people.

Remember, every day is one day closer to the mounting aneurysm.

I know an even stupider guy who's been robbing us blind, too - except I'm not lying.

See, all that fat is just to give people a false sense of security.

It’s a small price to pay for overnight delivery of those shoes I saw on TikTok.

The woman who holds one of the three jobs remaining in the country in 2027 is going to be pleased.

Well, it's not like Ted's gonna DRIVE to Cancun, is he?

Ted Cruz was made outside the US. Can we ban him next?

Looking forward to video of people whose carry-ons are larger than the box getting tackled by thirty overweight drywall contractors.

I think that a lot of people would enjoy seeing a statue in the shape of a massive pile of shit.

We need to call this what it is: a crime against humanity

"It's the most murder anyone can do without sterilizing the planet. What a great country."

The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled. A truly extraordinary moment. We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. Act like it.

Can this be a solution?

“I don’t mind so long as my owners are happy,”

Hegseth should spend a little less time worrying about how he looks in photos and a little more time fixing the fucking disaster he has created in Iran and the Strait of Hormuz.

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public. I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are. 1/ Here's what I can share:

Gotta have support before it can be eroded, pal.

They need to go, too.

Opinion | By killing schoolchildren en masse, we are giving Iranians the freedom and liberty that Americans have enjoyed in Littleton, Newtown, Parkland, and Uvalde.

A year ago we were supposed to be getting $2,000 rebate checks, DOGE was going to find $2 trillion in waste to balance the budget, we were going to pay no income taxes because tariffs would pay for everything, gas and home electric bills would be cut in half, and no new wars.

Glad you've come around, @warren.senate.gov.

Whoa, that's an almost Letter Writing level of outrage.

this is probably the least interested i’ve ever been in paying my federal income taxes, i tell you what.

Pick Me guy says the gov't shouldn't be picking winners and losers.

Technically, he's right: if you murder all their school kids, it WILL be very hard for future generations to rebuild.

According to Fox News, their primary target will be the Walmart in The Villages, FL.

Maybe they just prefer to use Premium N-word, not the economy stuff.

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

folks, the Wall Street Journal is not the NYT, it is a paper for people who want a headline like "New Dictator Installed, Stock Market Up." they do not mess around if they're getting worried, there's reason to be worried

Trump canceled a major scientific report on the health of the natural world. The scientists are finishing it anyway. Yay scientists! www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/c...

Make it stick.

"Folks just don't enjoy racists murdering people like they used to."

Kennedy: "Immigration used to be our strongest issue. It's clearly not right now."

Nothing but the finest dumb, the very best stupid anyone ever saw.

I think that ship sailed long ago, caught fire, hit an iceberg, and smacked into the Atlantic floor decades ago, but you're absolutely right. Wish I knew how to make it happen.

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

The people of Iran know that it's never wise to negotiate with terrorists.

Four U.S. soldiers have tragically fallen in Donald Trump's reckless, chaotic war with Iran. California salutes the courage and enduring sacrifice of our service members and their loved ones. But our Commander in Chief? Don't worry, he's focused on what really matters: himself.

So I'm going to pend the rest of the week wondering if it's a mere 10 points because our nation is a moral sinkhole, or because Democrats are so weak and wishy-washy. Why not both?