Respect to Alysa Liu for rocking a flawless Grugcut

We Sydneysiders respect test cricket, our rain will ensure a full five day's play

Spy VS Spy

Palace insiders reveal the King is quietly furious that the pedestrianisation of Paris, including car-free zones and lower speed limits in tunnels, has stymied the implementation of traditional resolutions to Royal problems

C-3PO [translating]: The Illustrious Oscar bids you welcome. He asks if you have anything dirty, or dingy, or dusty? Anything ragged, or rotten, or rusty?

Today I worked with Adam Smith's copy of Hobbes's "Leviathan" (1651)

Sad day for Croatian tattoo artists who are doing the right thing

I would read 10,000 words on the Chinese manufacturers of inflatable costumes making out like absolute bandits

Marrickville Bánh mì hack, grab a 99c bunch of coriander from Thai Hung on Illawarra Rd and bung it on top

Of course I know what T-Bagging is

The fun hats distract from the horrors of horse racing and millinery wouldn't survive with the Spring Carnival, a sinister symbiosis

I saw Goody Byrne with the Devil making a similar proposal

In the mood for Love Island? Every day but hump day, 9pm Eastern!

Watching Wrath of Khan for the shirtless Montalbán

Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

I saw the PTA yesterday. It was fine. No Phantom Thread but fine

Do you know the beauty of a transverse toast? The lateral slice is nice

@absurdcompliments.bsky.social please be kind to me, I danced with Dionysus and I have regrets

Happy Friday

REPORTER: Are you considering suspending habeas corpus? TRUMP: I should. People say I have the power to do it, we're looking into that. It was a terrible movie, massive flop, Midler's greatest misstep. They called her "The Divine Miss M" but there's nothing divine about resurrecting Salem witches

OFF THE TOP ROPE!

LA: we will fight you. Chicago: we will fight you. PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

NEWS: After Marco Rubio was caught on camera passing a note to Trump asking him to approve a Truth Social post so they could announce the deal first, Trump now posts that Israel & Hamas have agreed to the first phase of the peace plan. (Trump didn't get to announce first; Hamas did)

Absurd agitprop bookends, the cavalier sense of impunity being an essential element

"Sid from Ice Age lookin ass mothe..."

The Gdansk trams announces their stops, including singing "Opera Bałtycka" to the tune of the Toreador Song.

Look at her go! #invertebrates 🌿

"Get in loser, we're subscribing to New Internationalist and listening to Putumayo compilations"

Bill and Ted's "Yo, Godot, I'm Waitin' Here" looks most triumphant

My daughter is on a junket to New York with her online peeps. She sent me this poster from the Ripped Bodice:

She hath risen.

When you make your point in the body of the paper, but come back for extra snark in the footnote

Gerroa still there if anyone was wondering

When you have a single modifier wrong in your bash command

Jul 16th, 2017: Jesse Watters Was Apparently Trolled By YouTuber Posing as Antifa Member Named ‘Kevin’ www.mediaite.com/online/jesse...

Imagine sending an airborne division after this guy

Continuing the proud tradition of social media CEOs who can't post for shit. Don't get high on your own supply