Got a new phone. I’ve downloaded basically no new apps since 2022 outside of three that I NEEDED to download for various reasons. I took the opportunity to finally download the Bluesky app. So now that I have access to Bluesky on my phone, my number of “random bullshit posts” is going to skyrocket.

Chainsaw Man having a different ED for every episode was cool and all but in hindsight they should've just used the Maximum the Hormone one for all 12 episodes.

JACK('s) KIRBY #Kirby #Jackkirby #Marvel #fanart #mashup #nintendo #silversurfer #fantasticfour

This has been in my head for months now

This is how I found out about the StarFox reveal, earlier this week, from my after-school students. #MarioGalaxy

For April Fools Day in my server, I set it up so that every member can create an event and it went about as well as I expected it to

26: Sorry To Bother You As someone who worked at Amazon, this was pretty accurate

I would be down to watch KPop Demon Hunters if I was babysitting kids. But I would also say the same thing about Rio 2, doesn't really mean much.

He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.

Yes Man (2008) The little movie that couldn't

Still workshopping this thought. But I think the only thing that can change someone’s taste in art/entertainment is natural curiosity or environmental conditioning I don’t think you can rhetorically convince someone into shifting their taste

I didn't know if this should be a half entry or not because I have attempted to listen to the full album at least once in the past but I have no idea if I ever made a successful attempt. Since I couldn't remember either way I said sure. Anyway this album makes me emotional every time I listen to it.

Here are my final Oscar predictions for this year adultswimlifeguard.wordpress.com/2026/03/10/9...

Don't get me wrong, I think every song sounds the exact goddamn same and I'll pick Stratovarius/Blind Guardian over Sabaton any day of the week, but also nice “nuanced lyrics” you fucking dipshit now check this out

Gave it a relisten, my feelings are about the same. I really dig it.

I get confused every time I see someone go "will the Sam Mendes Beatles movies be successful?" Bro these movies release in APRIL 2028. And we're talking about them like they release this year. Unless they all suck balls, it's going to be the next Barbenheimer.

14. Kung Pow: Enter the Fist This shit was crack to 8 year old me's sense of humor, and unfortunately it is still crack, I need help. 👅👊/10

I want everyone to know that this post is my fault

33. Blade #SellKevinFeigeIntoWhiteSlavery

Thinking about how All That Jazz is just "My life sucks. Here's the best editing of all time."

I'm waiting for there to be someone on Epstein's island who was like

Here it is, the best of my 2025 media thread! I am a FULL MONTH LATE because January was incredibly busy for me and the software I wanted to use to make these was on my old laptop and until now I did not feel like dragging that thing out. (1/2)

Right, time for the wrap-up 2.0 or Below awards for the year. I'll add some commentary in the alt text. I haven't prepared this whatsoever, not the winners or the commentary, I'm just winging it this year.

A while is just 365 days gotcha

I wasn't gonna post my Oscar nominations reaction video on social media, but then I saw it had only 5 views after two hours Yeah maybe I should post this here youtube.com/watch?v=rIB0CWoz…

My holiday is over

Earlier than I've ever released them, here are my top 15 films of 2025 adultswimlifeguard.wordpress.com/2026/01/19/top-1…

fox sports golf '99, print ad (1998) archive.org/details/elec...

Out now, here are my final Oscar nomination predictions! adultswimlifeguard.wordpress.com/2026/01/16/98th-…

Aw hell yeah 5,000 views

No. i want to see them fight

I made an anime website essentialanime.neocities.org

2026 MEDIA THREAD

Finally got my Brawl in the Family package! (I got it on Monday, didn't take the photo until today) It took a little while to get here because I had moved out of my parents place since backing the Kickstarter and I did not update the right channels. You live and you learn!

Thinking about how Sanda has a lesbian sex scene

i'm from the north pole and i say coal 'em all

Thread of me adding sounds to gifs

Halo Campaign Evolved

Yoruichi from Bleach

why isn't wario64 telling us about this? what other deals is he hiding

had a dream nintendo released a mario 64 "director's cut" w/ a peach side story where she's trapped in the paintings/gets a plumber's outfit to do platforming in. the dialogue was abstract/kingdom heartsy and she kept going on abt the water world she was lost in. i was posting this when i woke up

Oh Ghost Trick is only $10 right now Oomfs are talking it up and it's only $10 right now