I realised today that Gaga doing those amazing choerography videos is a kpop thing. They always do the actual video then a video just in a dance studio doing the routine. I presume so the fans can learn it. It's fucking immense. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0y5...

Shaun didn't do the spin thing as part of his walk in, so he's going to lose. #snooker

I wish there was a "lock to this device" tick box for bluetooth headphone connections on devices

Had a little doze off without intending to.

Lot of players leaving their chalk on the table between shots now. Idk if this is just a trend or some snooker rule change?

The snooker commentry is good tonight. Not talking all over it. Nice and calm. Angles Asmr. #snooker

I am now 86% garlic.

Forgot to get cheese for the garlic bread. I am not going to the shop again.

Every time I look on FB or insta shows suggested posts, it's AI slop with things intentionally incorrect on certain parts as engagement bait. Similar suspicion with posts on reddit.

Trying to get into Babylon 5, have tried it loads of times down the years but the guy with the hair who speaks like a character from Sesame Street always puts me off.

Kneading bread while singing along to the kpop demon hunters soundtrack is graft.

Using honey as I've got no sugar and cba to go back to the shop, and my yeast is a month out of date. Let's make bread

There were no sausage rolls ready so had a vegan one. They are getting better. Don't have that quorn after taste anymore. The pastry is a bit inferior still.

Labour is going to burn through some much political time and captial on these stupid ID cards instead of Idk, fixing fucking social care or a million other things to make peoples lives better. So frustrating.

There's a dripping leak in the kitchen under the sink I discovered last night. Annoyingly it's the stopcock and how tf do you fix that? It's not like you can stop the mains water to switch out rubber washers since that's the thing you use to do that.

Managed a lie in! Now I just have to feel the "I've wasted half the morning" guilt for a bit.

Bless those who think the Home Office can successfully carry out a huge IT procurement exercise for digital ID cards for implementation before the next general election.

Still not 100% sure if it's a great film or not, but the music for fantastic 4 is really good.

It took me 50 minutes on a call until a colleague understood the difference between on prem and the cloud.

Media are literally willing, hoping, trying to manifest Farage into number 10. They want a pm who gets the most clicks.

You really need to calm down, it's four years away and so much can change by then. Pathetic bit of "journalism"

If you're against the online safety bill, you support the pedos and jimmy saville. The next line they'll trot out: If you're against ID cards, you support the people smugglers.

Bob had sat on the remote and turned on the TV when I got home. He was watching magnum pi

Tony Blair is still PM if the answer to any problem is ID cards. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

They've lost the 9yos

Pissed homeless guy in town decided to have an argument with me, I think because I'm wearing crocs.

Love when you message someone a joke on whatsapp when you're in a team meeting with them and loads of other people. The look down at the phone, the laugh. Gold

Thursdays are great, it's the only day of the week I'm in the office on my own.

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart

Whenever Jak Jones is playing it always puts the Dizzie Rascal song in my head

Wiping the iphone as I've getting annoyed as the whatsapp backups to icloud are fucking annoyingly impossible to get onto whatsapp on android

Inside the Tony Blair Institute - www.newstatesman.com/politics/202... important and deeply troubling article #nhs #ai #oracle #ellison

Suspect our former PM/Liar turned lobbyist is pushing for this for his tech mates behind the scenes. Someone has to pay for his foundation to write all those press releases for the tech companies.

The new Seoul supermarket in Oxford do the big pots of the Shin Ramen which I'm obsessed with so just bought as many as I can fit in my bag.

Literally the first words out of my mouth in this meeting is "speaker 1 is <my name>" lets see if the AI can get it right this time.

Share your favorite black and white movie

Via The Independent: Donald Trump’s false claim that London ‘wants to go to Sharia law’ has been described as ‘appalling and bigoted’ by Mayor Sadiq Khan. The Muslim Council of Britain responded: “We pray for Mr Trump's health and wellbeing as his hallucinations seem to be getting worse by the day”

this is real

Every time lad sitting next to me gets on my nerves I sing the APT song and it gets stuck in his head and annoys tf out of him.

Being awake all day without the lunchtime nap is fuck shite.

Hospital Trusts are having to send out comms saying paracetamol is safe. Fuck that orange bastard. Release the epstein files.

Teams is calling me "speaker 1" again but in the transcript assigning everyone else who speaks by their name. It doesn't like people from the north.

Two degrees, lovely winter sunshine and mist on the isis. Lovely

Whenever I see Dominic West now I keep thinking he's doing a turn as Prince/King Charles again.

Mark Williams has mastered the thing I've been trying to do for years, peak performance while dgaf. Him with snooker obvious and me with whatever the fuck it is I do at work all day.

One thing I've noticed since I got the flip phone is I don't doom scroll as much. If I get a notification I can open the app and reply on the small screen. If I do that on a normal screen phone I end up scrolling more once I'm in the full version of the app replying

My mates kids have become obsessed with BTS. I just had to go to the cinema to buy a load of their merch for them while wearing my kpop demon hunters shirt. "My mates kids love them" I say. "yes of course sir" they say with a smirk.

Nige seeing how much of the racism button he can push and get away with. He'll be rowing back on it tomorrow.

Fucking twat of a spider running around the sitting room floor putting me on edge. I'm scared of them but try and co-exist peacefully. But sometimes its them that choose war not me.

Got a really annoying meeting tomorrow. Not sure if there's any point going if it's the rapture next week.