So far the "Board of Peace" is Trump, Orban, Lukaschenko and Netanyahu. Which if you wrote in a satire would be considered too outlandish and sent back.

Bobs decided to start sleeping on the drawers in the bedroom and I have to put up with his snoring and wet slabbering noises when he's cleaning himself

I supposed I should stop laughing at all the beckham memes and go to bed.

I love the memes. What did we even do before them?

Trump is a bully. Remember when he was chatting shit all the time about Obama, his body language when he was invited to the whitehouse for the first time he wouldn't make eye contact with him and kept looking at the floor. Small, weak man.

German Finance Minister

General consensus with the trekkie in the office is the Star Trek: Starfleet Academy is that it is good.

America on the world stage have always been selfish arseholes. Yes he's worse and a lunatic, but hopefully we can just drop the pretence now.

Does Hendry even like snooker?

The remote without fail is always under the cat.

I know it's like a OCD thing, but why do they have a black bar beneath the scores on the snooker? It means there's a teeny, tiny distracting slither of view still visible below. It just to be semi transparent and less distracting .

Made some cheese on toast and because I'm a clumsy bastard, dropped a piece of it and I'm very annoyed. Was the last of the cheese as well so no making more.

Fantastic win for Higgins #snoooker

Higgins has transferred back into his final form of snooker goat during the interval.

Left my noise cancelling headphones at work and the kids next door are playing grime or some awful shit. I don't want to turn the volumn on the TV up as I'll have to listen to virgo prattle on with his weird uptalk.

Is the snooker venue in the middle of a swamp or something. Every year with the flies.

This is quite a post www.planetearthandbeyond.co/p/reality-is...

Great match. Going to buy all the snacks tomorrow for the rest of the snooker this weekend.

FFS shut up virgo.

Actually this *is* the future liberals want, the fact it's sending Stephen Miller into conniptions is just a side benefit

If I was playing snooker I'd be annoyed af if the audience just started laughing between shots. I'd straight up to the commentary box after the frame to ask if they've been chatting shit about me.

Man had to come over as they'd not but some nut caps or something on the top of some pipes in my new boiler. Hopefully that's the last of it. But otherwise the heating and hot water have been great. And my bill for the month since it's been is, was fine.

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I presume when Stephen Miller watches star trek he's cheering for Gul Dukat and the Cardassians.

Today feels like it's been going for about 50 hours

I can say goodbye to Star Trek because Star Trek raised me: aftermath.site/star-trek-skyd...

Cats pissed off that I've mopped the floors and used the vax on the carpet. His doing the little prick

When you hear Honest Bob Jenrick speak, I'm always reminded of the Yes Minister quote: You have to get behind someone to stab them in the back.

The Reform pitch is increasingly “the last government was terrible, so we’ve hired everyone who was in it”.

Jenrick: Britain is broken.

Nigel Farage is currently unveiling Robert Jenrick as a defector at his 430 press conference.

The snooker gods are with John

Started calling my cat Honest Bob.

Must be a nightmare for the political podcasters to know what time to jump back on zoom to do a emergency episode.

Tories lost badly at the last election. If reform keep taking on tory defectors then how exactly are they the insurgent, anti blob party? Bunch of mediocre shits the lot of them.

Badenoch just sacked Jenrick, removed the whip and suspended his party membership. She said: "I was presented with clear, irrefutable evidence that he was plotting in secret to defect in a way designed to be as damaging as possible to his shadow cabinet colleagues and the wider Conservative Party.

My fave little ginger bollocks decided to bring a big, live rat into the house last evening after I'd gone to bed. I have not had a good night/morning.

Heard a beeping from the kitchen the other day and Bob had managed to turn on the new cooker hob while sat on it. Thankfully none of the rings. I keep it turned off at the wall now.

Uk Government despite all the damage both to the enviroment and operationally as per the last rt, are going to sink billions of our money into the AI shite. They'll all get decent jobs on the boards of the companies at the end of it and we'll get nothing.

update: Microsoft says it hasn't been able to "replicate what is being reported. It also makes it clear that Copilot users, like the West Midland Police, should be reviewing the sources of info it provides www.theverge.com/news/861668/...

Virgo is doing the describe what's on screen but in a funny voice commentary that I do not enjoy.

I think Virgo said they've fixed the stupid camera angle, so it does look less squished now. #snooker

I think DiCaprio is just making faces on purpose at award events now to feed the meme culture.

Very cold start this morning.

The main camera angle of the table in the coverage is with a slightly longer focal length lens than normal so it squishes up the snooker table more making it hard to judge things.

Still got this stuck in my head and I get asmr tingles every time I listen to it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRQc...

Gave Bob the stupid expensive food that's 90% chicken. He's now sat next to the air fryer waiting for my chicken to come out.

The utterly shameless & widely covered "report" out today, claiming net zero will "cost" £9tn is based on: * Assuming free fossil-fuel energy, free petrol cars, free gas boilers, free gas power plants etc AND * Including climate damages in the "cost" of net zero I kid you not, it is that stupid

I'd be too focused on not falling down those stairs to be doing fist bumps. #snooker