I'm so goddamn tired. Burnt out as all hell on my job rn, all I've got to hold onto is the knowledge that I have a vacation coming up at the end of October. Save me, Halloween week, I'm begging you.

Happy 30th birthday (close enough), Toy Story. This and the second one were some of my favorite movies as a kid, I'm really excited to get to see it like this

I was going to ask "what's up with the dumbest guys you know being obsessed with pyramids?" but @ninawolverina.bsky.social answered before I had a chance by calling out this guy on Facebook for "getting fucking blasted and watching Ancient Aliens", which I thing answers the question

His brand of it is particularly garish but all authoritarianism is basically government by spoiled child. No capacity for or interest in any principles. People who are nice to me get treats, people who are mean to me get abuse. I get what I want or I cry and thrash. Embarrassing

Wrote this for @casualhorrorpod.com for the new Conjuring. Not a fan, but here we are. www.casualhorrorpod.com/film-reviews...

Listen, this movie was really bad and I didn't like it (review out tomorrow), but there's this line where a priest dies and when his boss is asked where he was when he died the guy just says “Pennsylvania … God only knows why he was out there.”

I love being a guy, cause I'm allowed to just eat a can of chickpeas with muatard, ketchup, and mayo for a late night snack. It's the little things

This is literally how Houdini died

Begging my old ass coworker to stop hitting me with a million ellipses for no reason. I get you're depressed, but I know you're not depressed texting me about squirrels

Alright cinema fans, I'm seated for the new Conjuring at 9:30 in the morning. Looking forward to being let down again

Guy behind us in the theater just said "Arnold Schwarzenegger did The Running Man a few years back" as soon as the new trailer ended, in case you're wondering what the Spinal Tap 2 crowd looks like (complimentary)

Me: ok guys, I'm bald now so I'm shifting to hats to accessorize, any recs? I'm thinking of a PBR snap back My 35 year old coworker: what's a snap back

Listen, I'm not Christian anymore so you can grain of salt this aclittle, but I'm 99% sure this is just that old school heresy people used to get killed for. Even setting aside the fact that the religion is based on an understanding and relationship with the original texts, this insane

We're off!

Day 2: they were playing all 4 songs from Twin Peaks and as the guy was announcing Ray Wise would be doing photo ops till 7 the "bad things are happening" music started playing, lmao

Happy birthday, Church Of The Mountain Of Flesh! Kyle Wakefield's horror novel turned 1 today, and @ninawolverina.bsky.social had a lot of things to say about it. www.casualhorrorpod.com/book-reviews...

Hanging out at a drive-in for a 2 day David Lynch event is, frankly, the best way I could have hoped to ring in our 5 year anniversary.

Absolutely blown away at last night's Nine Inch Nails show, better than I expected and I expected it to be pretty fucking good. So cool to get to see a bucket list band live like this, just a crazy amount of artistry on display

Maturing is realizing that putting aside irony poisoning and meme brain allows you to acknowledge that The Smashing Pumpkins song 1979 is one of the greatest songs ever written

What's up people, this week I wrote about Gretel & Hansel for @casualhorrorpod.com www.casualhorrorpod.com/film-reviews/gretel-and-hansel-2020

Protecting my peace today by telling my contrariam 19 heart old coworker that I just don't want to talk to him about Weapons. Sorry man, but when you said you watched it, I excitedly said "oh cool! What'd you think?" and you just say "eh, a real stinker" I feel like that sets a tone

I swear to god, I very rarely see a movie list tagged as "Silent Hill-like" that feels like it actually gets the vibe. "Oh this is a movie that inspired it" ok man, but let's be real, Jacob's Ladder doesn't *feel* like Silent Hill, it just was a heavy inspiration

Damn dude, if you've got a spare 80 hours to burn and want to be made to feel a lot of things you should check this out. Persona 3 Reload was, as it turns out, incredibly good.

In light of the unfortunate begging and review manipulation from the production team and tantrum from the Hell House PLC team on Facebook, I would like to reshare my review as both an aspiring critic and a disappointed fan

Nina posted this 5 seconds before I told them my review was done, but somehow summarized my entire review in a single sentence

It brings me no joy to say that I didn't like the new Hell House LLC movie. Review live on @casualhorrorpod.com now. www.casualhorrorpod.com/film-reviews...

Fellas, did you know that you don't need to add any substance to your shit ass movie if you just hold on your leads face forever? Maybe the worst thing I've seen this year, devastatingly bad

If anybody is wondering what the new Hell House LLC is like, we've opened with a clean 30 minutes of product ads with no mention of movies at all, outside of something called "Jester 2"

Doing interviews at work today. Me: please give us an example of a policy that you didn't agree with, but you did it anyway. Guy: well... I don't really agree with the LGTBs because of my Christian beliefs, but I still follow the policy anyway. People are allowed to express themselves.. I suppose"

Never stops being funny when people are like "?????? Noah, you used to go to church?? I was shocked when my church friends knew you" like, my brother in christ, I did the church scene for the first 3 decades of my life, give or take a couple years, I talk about it a lot??

New review for @casualhorrorpod.com on Weapons, check out out! www.casualhorrorpod.com/film-reviews...

Don't wanna be at work, just wanna be at home playing Persona 3 and watching a movie

Hey, what was up with so many kids movies featuring Tom Waits' music for a minute there? Shreck, Robots? Even if it's just those two it feels like a lot, ya know?

I come back to this album from time to time, truly opens up what music can be chipmunkson16speed.bandcamp.com/album/vol-2

"Yeah, gimme the 'Jaws' pack, but leave out the good shit. Oh that's prefect, yeah"

Shin Godzilla rotating in my head like Trent Reznor in that microwave rn

Good set of movies on my birthday today, we had a fun run (the new Se7en 4k looks great)

Saw Weapons! 👍

Listening to my coworker talk about how he was getting slaughtered on his college papers till he started using AI, and how much better his papers have gotten since then

I was about to call the Cody/Cena match good, but then Lesnar came out and tbh, thought he was in prison #SummerSlam

I just love Becky Lynch so much, she's so cool and could hit me with a stick if she wanted to #SummerSlam

I'm just resigned to the fact that I'll lose my spouse to Rhea Ripley, I've made my peace #SummerSlam

Brother, I love Gunther so much I'm having such a good time here. @ninawolverina.bsky.social is a CM Punk fan though, a lot of tension in the Ni-No household tonight #SummerSlam

I'm sorry, but I just feel like the world would be better if Jelly Roll wasn't in it. Hate his music, hate him, I'm just such an anti-fan #SummerSlam Lmao also he's 100% competing with Roman for worst veneers

I love the Charlotte and Alexa team up here, it's giving coke aunt and cookie monster pants niece #SummerSlam

Roman Reigns has to be the winner for the shittiest veneers I've ever seen #SummerSlam

New review for @casualhorrorpod.com live, getting back in the groove www.casualhorrorpod.com/film-reviews...

Had a really great time with Together (2025) last night. God, I'm so happy that this decade has had multiple incredibly fun body horror hits. Possessor, Infinity Pool, Heusera: The Bone Woman, The Substance, and now Together? We're rocking with a load of fun stuff and a load of sick stuff

Anyway didn't feel like a thread, here's my expanded playlist of favs that I can keep adding to as I'm reminded of others open.spotify.com/playlist/0Yi...