My phone went through a phase about 2 years ago where it kept trying to change "like" to a certain slur which I've absolutely never typed so yeah I agree, autocorrect is enshittifying.

Brewers have never seen a splitter before, it seems.

Neat!

There we go, now we've really made it.

He walked a batter and got bailed on a game tying ball 4, let's unlube our assholes for Treinen thanks

Please god if you exist make Blake Treinen shit down his leg tonight I'm begging you

If you don't think that falcons helmet is the best in the NFL we might not be able to be friends

@iwriteok.bsky.social LLBD told me you died trying to blow up the Alamo. Pretty metal. RIP

Naylor? I hardly even

Unshocking block handed down lol

@bunsovile.bsky.social I always forget that your vocal is the bass man. Wild to me

Dumbest fucking challenge.

Gilbert is fortunate that pitch didn't end up 440 feet away.

His last name being Miranda and the authorities not explaining his rights to him feels a little on the nose.

Imagine working for a company that gives Indigenous Peoples Day. Couldn't be me

Lions are frauds. Wild Card weekend exit.

god i hope john smoltz is in the epstein files

I didn't realize Placido Polanco was still playing until the playoffs. Props to him.

Any top tier team that loses to this year's Chiefs in the regular season gets an immediate fraud alert disclaimer attached to them.

He’s everywhere

I need a new video game to get into. Big fan of single player adventure/story driven games.

Objectively funny to see Rico Dowdle tear them a new asshole

There are 7 different first letters that work here lol Wordle 1,576 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I'm going to be real with y'all, I haven't watched a shootout in about 3 years. It's an instant tune out as soon as OT ends in a tie for me.

Remember that time Val drugged and raped a prostitute and was just allowed to kinda soul search and pay restitution to the Russian mob and then go back to his million dollar job playing a game? That was neat

⭐ Otter ⭐⭐ Jake ⭐⭐⭐ Jake Oettinger

Otter holy fuck

Can't believe the willing exit of the zone in 3v3 OT is still allowed. So fucking lame.

I'm ecstatic to get 3 points out of this short road trip, but I'll also greedily ask for 4.

Power play goal for San Jose! Scored by John Klingberg with 09:26 remaining in the 2nd period. Assisted by Macklin Celebrini and Will Smith. San Jose: 4 Anaheim: 3 #ANAvsSJS #TheFutureIsTeal #FlyTogether

The SEC officially has no good teams. Only teams that have played no one and teams that have been gifted wins. I will be salty about this game for a couple of weeks. SEC showed their ass.

Hope the Ducks go 0-82-0

Reminder: you have a Hawai’i test tonight.

The level of couch rot we've executed on this rainy college football Saturday is honestly inspiring.

A reminder that this should have been a 17-0 game.

Bastian is my favorite new ugly hockey guy

The Stars are being thoroughly and soundly dominated. Incredibly fortunate it's a 1 goal game.

Cubs don't have 2 runs in em I can tell you that much

Shoot these SEC officials into the sun. Jesus H Christ

I think Auburn got absolutely fucked but it's worth it to see Hugh Freeze miserable

Red River and Oregon Indiana - two games that you know are always going to be great.

How do you not kill the free shot on Mateer??? What the fuck?

Too much Geln Poewll

#2 for Mizzou was wide open. Walk in touchdown

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

You know who wins, besides whoever wins?