my house plants watching me take the same pic everyday

The way some of you eat chicken wings tells me everything I need to know. Clean the wing. CLEAN. THE. WING.

instagram needs to stop recommending me shorts that cute but out of stock in my size

happy rump day

me after writing two lines of code

i’m in fact, a good boy!!

happy new year bsky!!!

everyone is coughing at work!!!

happy new year bsky!!!

leg day so bad, needed emotional support matcha

me in the bar: 😊🤪 me the second i leave the bar: 😵‍💫😵‍💫

How it feels now that it’s finally Friday!

all boys boarding school

He said I’m his emotional support fleshlight…

Should I apply for [redacted job] for grindr in chicago?

new juicy peach flavored pre workout better not fail me for leg day

tectonic plates:

just found out my crush is married!! welp 💔

gay hockey books are absolute filth and unchristian

baking while listening to the Heated Rivalry audio book

front squat PR yesterday at 245 lbs 🦵🦵 someone come massage me pls

Wrapped day

Apple Music Replay:

Biking to my prep shot in 35° wearing shorts because who needs brain cells

ready to watch Heated Rivalry tn

unhoused person said “damm you got legs” 🤭

Is it stupid to introduce myself as Arby to strangers I’ll never meet again? my initials are RB

working with RHOSLC >>>>

“what’s something relaxing you like to start your morning with?” me:

boys liked them tonight

was a good thursday now that i think about it

think my shorts are broken

3rd Saturday night back to back staying in! Love waking up knowing I chose peace & sleep over spending money

went hiking yesterday

this is how i flirt

it me

i have been accused of being quite on here 😳

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

guy at bar: “what’s your age?” me a 30 yo: “austin wolf isn’t in prison for no reason”

nature walks with me are fun

maxed my overhead squat at D-Town Crossfit

halloween in texas is weird, everyone is dressed like a horse. and i’m a cowboy.

So I’m watching this show Boots on Netflix….I may have let out a moan once or twice

pride weekend was a blur but at least I looked cute

certified silly goose (atl pride day 2 ready)

who likes a strong boy? 190 lb hang clean after 30 devils press and 30 burpee box jump overs (7 min cap)

v true! an apple has over 15% daily recommended fiber 👀👀

this apple just squirted all over me at work ugh

it me