We’re having a fry up for tea instead of breakfast and I feel so naughty 🫦🫦🫦

Spent the day walking around the centre and now my little legs are tired :((((

Seeing Halo come to PlayStation is absolutely wild but I’m all for it - the series has some of the best FPS games out there

Demi’s new album is fun but almost too clearly engineered for gays wanting to fondle each other sinfully in dark spaces

Switch 2 *desperately* needs some more actual exclusives and not switch 1 ports I swear to god

Worried about what Manchester Pride Ltd going into liquidation means for the future of pride, but kind of felt inevitable and maybe this means Pride can get back to what it should be about, and not their CEO’s ego.

I’m not a night owl nor an early bird. I’m a permanently tired pigeon.

Happy(?) Monday

Bought a new tv yesterday and it’s literally bigger than me. It’s so beautiful but I feel like I’m about to get swallowed by the characters on screen 😧

Greggs vegan sausage rolls are superior to the regular variant and I will DIE on that hill

Oh phew! 😮‍💨

Update: it was banging

Conor is cooking us a fry up this morning and I’m *so* excited

I tried American Pies last night and my god it is both disgustingly fattening and disgustingly BEAUTIFUL

Been with my partner 3 years today which is fucking WILD im old

I'm assembling a team

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

I have been *so* hungover today. Clearly I’m no longer worthy of drinking or having nights out 🥴🥴

Before the little gay boy had a big gay night 🥂

I actually don’t mind the new Taylor Swift album. This is primarily because it’s a reasonable length and doesn’t make me want to throw myself into traffic

Just had to go on a mad quest around the arndale/market street area just to find hot dogs rolls and my main question is why does NOWHERE SELL FUCKING HOT DOG ROLLS

All work and no play etc etc etc

why am i so gay

Went out looking like an 80’s reject last night oop

They’re not going to use ID cards to track you. You’re too boring for anyone to care. 💅🏻😅

Is it the weekend so I can guzzle booze yet?

Turns out getting an Apple Watch actually makes you want to exercise WHAT

Today is my first day back from AL and I would like to die x

I love my new Apple Watch but why does it keep telling me to close my ring the perv

Finished Foundation and now I’m very sad 😢

Had a very cute/wholesome day in Chester yesterday and now I’m picking up an Apple Watch today - this is shaping up to be a lovely weekend ☺️

You know you have a problem when you’ve logged in to do a bit of work on AL

Apparently my name doesn’t exist so clearly the FT is trying to erase me on.ft.com/46FGtNS

What if I told you my personality is sad and gay?

Too much Tequila was had last night. Too Vodka was had last night. Too much Much was had last night. 🥴

enjoy my 3 minute edit

Waking up on day one of a 9 day annual leave is MAGICAL

JADE’s album slaps so hard omg

Now that’s what I call a very underwhelming Apple event

Being surrounded by shit is an apt metaphor for Mondays tbh

I’ve not been posting on here much because ill and grumpy but I’m thrilled to announce it has now gone and I feel very gay again yay

Caught a delayed pride flu and I am feeling *fragile* 🤒

Woke up at 7:30 on a Sunday - FUMING

Woke up thinking it was a work day. Remembered it was Saturday. Climaxed.

Let’s see you at 21 (great skin, chunky glasses, and lego hair - oh my!)

Can I get paid to exist instead

WHY did I not book today off too 😭😭

Manchester Thighs for Manchester Pride 🏳️‍🌈

Not hated how I’ve looked at pride this year which is a nice upside to the constant alcohol intoxication I suppose! 😇

Out of Office: On Pride: Ready to go 🎉