Rendered unconscious and suspended above a roiling pit of vipers, after calling the Mayor's dog an "unstoppable turd machine".

Fully back on my XCOM2 bullshit

Restrained and sedated at the doctor's surgery after saying it would be cool if you could piss all in one go, like a shotgun blast.

After slightly losing my editing momentum after my weekend away last week, i'm now fully back in the zone. Next podcast episode is fully edited (apart from guest voices and sound effects), and i'm making a start on the one after it.

This week's new podcast episode! Check it out! 🖖☺️

Episode 145 - 'Golden Palace (Part 4)' is NOW LIVE!!! Join us for the latest chapter of our Star Trek Adventures series, FRONTIER! Check it out on your podcast app of choice or get it direct - Podbean - pretendingwithdice.podbean.com/e/episode-14... Youtube - www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhUG...

The "WC" on toilet doors stands for "we crappin'"

A day late for #StarTrek day, but we've been playing #StarTrekAdventures on the podcast for the past few years! Our flagship series, FRONTIER, picks up right at the end of Star Trek: Voyager, with a brand new ship and crew! (Starts episode 78 of the pod). Listen now! www.pretendingwithdice.com

What UK & Ireland Actual Plays are folks looking forward to checking out this week? Here's a couple we'd recommend: @realmspod.bsky.social Vael Season 2 played with the 13th Age system @pretendwithdice.bsky.social Frontier played with Star Trek Adventures What's on your list?

This week's new episode of the podcast! Check it out! 🖖😊

I do a voice in this episode and this podcast is rad! Yay!!!! 🩷

HUGE Thanks to our guest voices in this episode - Nikoli @penancerpg.bsky.social as Chief Himek & Sam @cooltrashkid.bsky.social as Lt Cmdr Fel!!! Go give them a follow!

Episode 144 - 'Golden Palace (Part 3)' is NOW LIVE!!! Listen now on your podcast app of choice, or get it direct from our feeds - Podbean - pretendingwithdice.podbean.com/e/episode-14... Youtube - www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C-l... #StarTrekAdventures #ttrpg #ActualPlay #audiodrama #StarTrek

Traditional Birthday Selfie

We're back TOMORROW with another brand new episode of our Star Trek Adventures series, FRONTIER!!! Not caught up yet? Head to pretendingwithdice.com for direct links to our feeds!

Streaming some more Farthest Frontier! Come and hang out! www.twitch.tv/ajheretic

Forced into a woodchipper by an outraged lumberjack for "picking the wrong side in the hateful war between man and beast".

I am inexplicably awake in the morning, so let's play some more Farthest Frontier! twitch.tv/ajheretic

Making a list of demands to send to my landlord.

Fun first stream back. Good to just hang out with a chill game. I'm going to try and do more streaming again, now that i've kind of gotten a good headstart on the podcast stuff i've been busy with the past couple of months.

I haven't streamed for ages! Let's fix that! Going live NOW with some Farthest Frontier! www.twitch.tv/ajheretic

90 mins to hit our new goal! www.justgiving.com/page/pencanc... @ajheretic666.bsky.social @pupzki.bsky.social @monkeymagiceden.bsky.social @cryptcommunity.bsky.social

We're into the last 3 hours of the 24 hour marathon! Join us for some Jackbox over on Twitch and donate to Macmillan Cancer Support on JustGiving to help support a good cause. www.twitch.tv/penancerpg www.justgiving.com/page/pencanc...

Still several hours of mayhem to go in the @penancerpg.bsky.social 24 hour twitch stream www.twitch.tv/penancerpg

CORRECT LINK www.justgiving.com/page/pencanc...

6pm UK tonight! 24hr charity stream with Belry & Nikoli raising money for @macmillancancer on twitch.tv/penancerpg Accepting in game challenges & running RPG related giveaways, donate at www.justgiving.com/page/penance.... #Macmillan #MacmillanCancerSupport #fundraising #cancer #twitch

In approximately five hours from now, the @penancerpg.bsky.social 24 hour gaming marathon begins! Join us on Twitch for a lot of games and messing around at 7pm BST and click here to donate to Macmillan Cancer Support. www.justgiving.com/page/pencanc...

This week's new episode of Pretending With Dice! Join us for more Star Trek Adventures fun!!! 🖖☺️

This week's new episode of Pretending With Dice! Join us for more Star Trek Adventures fun!!! 🖖☺️

Tomorrow, from 7pm BST, @penancerpg.bsky.social will be running a 24 hour gaming marathon for Macmillan Cancer Support. Check out the donation page now and join Belry, Pup, me and a variety of other fine folks on Saturday evening. www.justgiving.com/page/pencanc...

Concerned that Columbo’s not gonna get his man in this ep. EDIT: nvm

Episode 143 - 'Golden Palace (Part 2)' is NOW LIVE!!! HUGE thanks to our guests - @ludodraconisvt.bsky.social & @oxyoxspring.bsky.social! Listen now - Podbean - pretendingwithdice.podbean.com/e/episode-14... Youtube - www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9xI... #StarTrekAdventures #ttrpg #actualplay

We're back TOMORROW with another brand new episode! Who's excited?

Awake, but at what cost?

Really fun recording session this evening with @cooltrashkid.bsky.social! Coming to @pretendwithdice.bsky.social's Star Trek Adventures series, FRONTIER, soon!!! 🖖😄

Post a screenshot of your first 5 Steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you Open the Steam client, click your name in the top right -> account details -> View purchase history and scroll down

Insomnia off the charts this week. Not had a full night of sleep since last Saturday, I think.

HEY! Did you know we're back from hiatus! Join us as we continue Season 2 of our #StarTrekAdventures series, FRONTIER! Listen now on your podcast app of choice, or head to pretendingwithdice.com for direct links to our feeds!

We're playing R.E.P.O. and I'm currently dead, so here's a selfie.

Today's brand new podcast episode! We've been on hiatus since March, and this one is a lot of fun, so i'd appreciate some clicks! Check it out! 🖖☺️

Episode 142 - 'Golden Palace (Part 1)' is NOW LIVE!!! Join us for our first new episode since March! Our #StarTrekAdventures series, FRONTIER, continues... Listen on your podcast app of choice, or direct from our feeds - Podbean - www.podbean.com/eas/pb-y3ti3... Youtube - youtu.be/L3UU-_YGFQE

Our first new episode in 5 months is out tomorrow! Who's excited? 🥳

The new Naked Gun movie was a lot of fun.

My afternoon plans tenor.com/en-GB/view/t...

Only a couple of days until our return from hiatus!!! Join us this THURSDAY for the first new episode since March! EXCITEMENT!!!! 🥳

Another excellent fun recording session this afternoon, playing Fallout RPG, with @monkeymagiceden.bsky.social GMing! Can't wait for you all to hear it!

despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick

The first new podcast episode back from hiatus (out next Thursday) contains an incredibly silly scene, and i've just thought of a very dumb thing to add to the audio mix that potentially only I will find funny. Of course it's going in.

We're only a week away from returning from hiatus!!!! Join us next Thursday, August 7th for the first of our new episodes! FRONTIER, our #StarTrekAdventures series continues with the back half of Season 2, and we can't wait to share it all with you! 🖖☺️

Doing some NPC dialogue rerecording for the new batch of podcast episodes, and it turns out if you don't do an accent for like 6 months, it's tricky to just pick it back up. Here's 2/3rds of my face after failing to do a non-specific American accent that has a ton of dialogue in this episode.