Tied and bound with duct tape, wheeled slowly into the river in a weighted shopping trolley by a shadowy cabal of disgruntled supermarket workers, who didn't appreciate the wild looks of longing I was giving the cheese at the deli counter.

Really enjoyed the first episode of Starfleet Academy.

Been working on this Space Wolves dude tonight. Still needs a bit of tidying up, but i'm pleased with the progress. Trying out a slightly darker grey than the usual 40K Wolves scheme for the armour. Happy with how it's turning out.

tip of the cap to everyone keeping today holy

Might fuck around and have a shower at 2am.

A new walking vlog! Join @monkeymagiceden.bsky.social and I for a frosty walk through Bournemouth Gardens to Coy Pond! Bonus points to whoever correctly guesses at what off-camera point I tore my calf muscle! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN-v...

A new walking vlog! Join @monkeymagiceden.bsky.social and I for a frosty walk through Bournemouth Gardens to Coy Pond! Bonus points to whoever correctly guesses at what off-camera point I tore my calf muscle! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN-v...

2nd walking vlog should be going live tomorrow morning. Tune in to go on a frosty wander through Bournemouth Gardens with @monkeymagiceden.bsky.social and I, at the end of which I managed to properly tear my calf muscle while trying not to get hit by a speeding car! Watch this space for links!

Ngl, gang, 2026 fucking sucks so far. Having a bad time.

Resharing for the daytime. Probably going to be filming more of these, hopefully with less injuries! Check it out!

I went for a walk. I hurt my leg. I filmed the whole thing. Come and join me on a hike... www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgER...

Ending the year on a high note by picking up my guitar for the first time in a couple of months, then immediately throwing my back out while bending over to adjust my effects pedals.

Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Boss: Did you get that promotional photo of Spielberg and ET??? Photographer: I sure did boss... Real sexy just like you asked!

Hope everyone had a good Xmas. Just a chill one for me, and today i'm back at work.

Happy Holidays Everyone! We hope this is a restful and fun end to the year for all of you. We're thankful to everyone who has tuned in to the podcast throughout 2025, and look forward to returning with new episodes in the new year! See you in 2026! 🥳 🎄🎆

Nice time last night, checking out the Bournemouth Christmas lights.

[Nancy Sinatra voice] Are you ready, butt? Start poopin'!

This has been a weird month. A combination of a bad insomnia, and being completely shattered from work. I've done basically nothing except work and stare at my PC screen, with occasional attempts at sleep. Nothing creative at all. No podcast, no painting, no guitar. Absolutely fried, brain-wise. 😖

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

Met with a chorus of Boos as I leave the house in shorts, once again, despite it being December. Keep crying, losers.

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

Hey folks, apologies about Episode 150's lateness again. Pushing it back by only a week for Dragonmeet was optimistic, given that I would be in London for 4 of the 7 days. At this point, I will just say thanks for your patience, and that the episode will be live at some point Soon™️ Basically -

Finally home after another fun Dragonmeet weekend. Again, a big thanks to everyone who came and saw us during the con, and a HUGE thanks to @podcastzoneuk.bsky.social for having us once again. Right back to it though - Episode 150! Thursday! Watch This Space for links! 🖖☺️

We had a fun time today at Dragonmeet in the @podcastzoneuk.bsky.social! Cheers to everyone who came along to see us! See you all again next year, yeah? 😊

A super flattering photo of me waiting for a train.

Made the train and Dragonmeet bound!

We're travelling up to London today for Dragonmeet 2025! Come and find us tomorrow when the con opens in the @podcastzoneuk.bsky.social! It's going to be a great day!

We will however be at Dragonmeet this Saturday, in the @podcastzoneuk.bsky.social! Come along and say hi to us, and a bunch of other awesome TTRPG podcasters! I'll be giving out stickers! Everyone likes stickers!

Hey folks, Unfortunately we're going to have to push back the release of Ep. 150 to next Thursday, December 4th. In retrospect, going "Yeah, I can edit the season finale in only a week, while prepping for a con, and with insomnia." was maybe a little overconfident. 😅 Thanks for your patience! AJ

Just over a week to go until the deadline to submit your Questions for our very special FRONTIER Season 2 Q&A episode! With only one episode left in the season (out this Thursday!), now is the time to ask us those burning Qs! Submit them either here on on our Discord! Link in bio!

Swinging precariously from the town's newly-lit Christmas decorations after my foot got caught in a cable loop. Families wander to-and-fro in the town square below, enjoying their festive merriment while all the blood rushes to my head like a particularly hairy bauble.

Lovely thread from @fkth.bsky.social about the season opener of @pretendwithdice.bsky.social's 2nd season of our Star Trek Adventures series, FRONTIER. 🖖☺️

This week's new podcast episode! Join us for some Star Trek Adventures fun!

I do a voice in this! It’s so much fun to be sassy and a Trill! Hooray! 🙌🏻🖖🏻

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle. #StarTrek

HUGE Thanks once again to our guest voices on this episode - @cooltrashkid.bsky.social as Lt. Cmdr Fel & @pupzki.bsky.social as Chief Himek! Go and show them some love!!!

Episode 149 is NOW LIVE! Join us for penultimate episode of FRONTIER Season 2! Listen now on your podcast app of choice, or get it directly from our feeds - Podbean - pretendingwithdice.podbean.com/e/episode-14... Youtube - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Donr... #StarTrekAdventures #ActualPlay #Podcast

It's us! Really looking forward to once again being part of @podcastzoneuk.bsky.social at this year's #dragonmeet!

It's Friday night baby

Made to walk the plank into the briny deeps of the local harbour, after the teenager who steers the river ferry decided he "didn't like the cut of my jib".

Hey folks, unfortunately due to some real-life stuff, we've had to make the decision to push back the release of Episode 149 by a week, from tomorrow to next Thursday, November 20th. Thanks for your patience! 🖖

The Island Of Misfit Roys

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

Restrained and entombed within a chimney, after disagreeing with the local building contractor about his dangerous ideas (built a secret hatch in my driveway that dumped me into the sewer).

Less than a month to go until Dragonmeet! SUPER pumped to be there with all these amazing shows!