Thanks, Elon. My salary is public, as is my financial report. But since you ask, when will you be releasing yours?

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Elon's the kid who had a Super Nintendo AND a Sega Genesis, but still no one wanted to come over.

“I promise to go to AA” is what you tell your boss at the supermarket when you get fired for drinking. It’s not a promise you make before you run the world’s biggest military

Imagine applying to be the head of the world’s biggest military and then weaponizing your literal mommy to go out and fight for your job. Cringe factor 10/10.

If your mom has to step in to help you out, you probably aren’t up to the job. Just saying.

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Omfg

This will not end well.

No sh*t

your body my choice

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These words are as relevant now as they ever were.

The lapdogs in Congress are already bowing to their master. What happened to the independent advice and consent of the Senate? So much for checks and balances. Americans must tell our representatives in Washington that we expect them to do their jobs. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/10/us/politics…

🎉 thealaskacurrent.com/2024/11/08/w...

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Spoiler alert. They elected him. They are.

Because they themselves are living vicariously through the evil he perpetrates. The only morality they can claim is that which is beaten into them since birth. Their morality is forced, and only present because their book tells them to. And they can get absolution by simply praying it away.