(bluesky user bursts into Waffle House) OH SO YOU HATE PANCAKES??

*checks Tigers score* *backs away slowly holding breath and trying not to touch anything*

You make me sad, Tigers

Me starting to read this post: Yeah! Me finishing reading this post: Hey, wait…

Celebrated Bi Visibility Day properly. IYKYK

“This is the coffee that will finally wake me up,” he said to himself several times a day his entire life

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disney knows the rapture is gonna happen tomorrow so they can safely bring back kimmel, win-win

I’ll delete it without a second thought

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Imagine cheering on racism, homophobia, transphobia, and the thought of migrants being eaten by alligators and thinking you’ll still be included in the rapture.

We made it. Good, important win.

Hey Biff, you have 2 timeouts. Just saying

GOSH THIS WON’T BE STRESSFUL I’M SO PSYCHED

Side, not crown

Good Lord

Shut ‘em down, fellas

Barham got HELD

The really great thing about that taunting penalty is how Nebraska is just freaking marching down the damn field now

Dammit Hillman

Now that we have a lead again let’s actually use our timeouts in a strategic manner

YOU KNOW AIR JORDAN WELL HOW ABOUT GROUND JORDAN

ZVADAAAAAAA

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh

My good vibes about Klein continue

Geez CBS is as bad as Fox with the ad breaks

Love the defense’s response.

A Hail Mary followed by a 3 and out. Feeling great.

BRAWN OF JUSTICE

Case in point: I saw all the “dammit Wink” posts a full minute before actually watching the dammit Wink

Still asking

I’m watching this on Prime and I am clearly a full play behind people who are watching it on CBS.

Blah

THUNDERWOOD

EAT YOUR CORN COLE SULLIVAN

What if—just hear me out—we recruited wide receivers?

ZVADAAAAAAAAA

UUUUUUUUGH THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME

Air in ball is good

Meanwhile this is still true.

Why is our special teams?

Awesome stop!

Not having fun yet

All right, let’s get a road win. Go Blue.

Pretty depressing to see what’s happened to Wisconsin

In a few years they’re going to try to push a presidential candidate who runs on “unity” and “healing” and it’s going to be gross

Just started 2025 Superman. Me seeing all the Cleveland landmarks:

Hakeem Jeffries voted for Charlie Kirk Day but still isn’t sure if he’ll endorse Zohran Mamdani. This is why the approval rating of the Democratic Party is lower than Trump’s or the GOP.