LeBron’s “The Decision” special was an awful move, and Lane Kiffin is NOT LeBron

THANKS GUYS

Power play!

Come on man, let me end the day with a Michigan win in something

Tonight I've learned that even the Ivy League has homer announcers

Hockey announcer just brilliantly said that if Harvard gets another goal it's a one-score game #analysis

"ohio against the world" flag implies the entire world hates ohio which is true

Outside of how much he may be involved in all the defensive substitutions I still don’t think Moore is the problem. Hire a few new coaches, hit the portal hard, and keep the NIL train moving and next season should be good.

DC and ST coach searches when?

I’m eating leftover pumpkin pie, so that’s nice

“Hey Dad, do you wanna know the score?” Me: *long pause* sure. “6-3 Michigan.” Me:

I’M NOT WATCHING I NEED CONTEXT FOR WHATEVER THIS IS

“heard someone over here wasn’t seeing christ embodied among the least of these.”

Here we go again. I love you all. Go Blue.

I was always on the fringes of MGoTwitter. Days like today make me thankful how much more embedded I am in MGoBluesky. Once more unto the breach, dear friends.

Go Blue!

My cousin is offering up her tickets to tomorrow’s Game. How masochistic am I feeling? This could be the greatest or worst sports experience of my life.

Vacillating wildly between “hell yeah Michigan will find a way to win” and “we’re all gonna die” so yeah, basically the normal night before The Game

It really sucks that the R word seems to be making a comeback as an insult.

Sigh, Lions

Post something random or you'll have an awful December

RUN FORWARD JAHMYR

LOL nice one Jared

One time I want a commercial where a guy shows his wife a car with a big bow in the driveway and she screams “WHAT DID YOU DO?”

DETROIT ROCK CITY

Jack White/Eminem > Ted Nugent/Kid Rock

I really don't want to see these three NBC yahoos talking. More floats, less blabbity blah.

Happy Thursday, Canada 🍁

They really do have a singer on every damn float now

CINDY LOU WHO🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

He is risen

EVERYONE SHUT UP HUNTRIX ARE SINGING

A guy singing opera on a float for tomato sauce says something about something

Didn’t they used to say more about the designs of the floats? I feel like they stick a lip-synching musician on more of them and call it a day now.

I live in Ohio. I lived here through 2005-2109. I will always prefer beating those turds.

It’s the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, featuring exactly one Thanksgiving float while everything else is Christmas-themed! Hooray!

“Say what now?” - Charles Dickens

WHAT IF THERE WAS *ONLY* PIE A DAY OF PIE BREAKFAST PIE SAVORY PIE SWEET PIE SOME SORT OF ALCOHOLIC DRINKABLE PIE PIESGIVING WE WOULD CALL IT AND THE WORLD WOULD THANK US IN PRAYER AND SONG AND IDEALLY PIE

I contain multitudes Oh Oh shit My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance

Really psyched for Stranger Things: The College Years tonight

Maybe we could consider giving actual people food, housing, and healthcare instead

Definitely no pretending here. Annual royalties can fall anywhere between the price of a nice dinner or a coffee and donut from Dunkin. My wife and I each work 2 jobs; that's how we live.

Is this “unusual” though? Is it really?

Letting the cable on the weight machine snap back up doesn’t make you cool. It makes you the jackass who breaks it so nobody else can use it. Also, your back acne looks awful.

No Perfect Time Excerpt: Worst Thanksgiving Ever jeffreyanelson.com/2025/11/25/n...

All I’m saying is that I’ve never felt better about myself after reading Star Wars Discourse

I have multiple Rogue One takes on my TL this evening. Is there new Discourse™️ about it today or something?

Hopes for the New Year open.spotify.com/episode/5qnU...

Me at the start of Landman: Why did they cast Demi Moore in this part? Me at the end of season 1: Oh, that’s why.