Oopsie been awake for 23 hours 😆

You bet I brought the wrong charging cable so now I have to survive on 34%

I wonder what one does on a Friday in central(?)

Bite my shiny metal mug🤖

Catching the direct train on time 🫦

Enjoy Slurm - it's highly addictive!

if I were a video game boss I would simply not let my weak points glow

It's always the vocals with high notes (I can't reach) that loop in my brain.

Hevy™ is nice for the data collection and ideas for routines but I'm actively avoiding the compare button - because we do that enough 🙃

Insta-drop 📷🤳

favourite gif of paint drying, go 😤

Chooseday if you're single:

Tuesday? No it's pronounced Chooseday.

"why is no one talking about {trending topic}" makes my brain stall.

Maybe I will try D&D this year, and like every RPG I play I'd want to be a magic user 🪄

Sometimes feel a bit thin trying to keep up with people 📱👥

My latest books cartoon for Guardian Books #bookcops

honk honk, that's the sound of the geese

Today I have some training courses to do, the first one I know a lot about: stress.

Slightly diminish a game Day of Empires

Our Traitors group chat has been on one over the past couple of days 🤣

Started making (digital) stickers and oh aren't they fun 🤭

Left the house with 50% phone battery and then my replacement bus got stuck in heavy traffic - finally back on a train with a charging point 🙌

It was the omg of times, it was the Jfc of times

Commuter? I hardly know her

Actually, we really should be calling it The Netherlands & Barrett

the bible at some point:

Never thought I'd be discussing Dungeons and Drag Queens in a work office.

Early enough for no one to see me slip on ice 4 times

No no, I don't want teaser trailers, leaked set photos, or merchandise announcements that giveaway the plot - just tell me when the film is ready and I'll go see it.

This silly bean didn't setup his 2FA 🤦‍♂️

In the words of Britney: Oops I did it again 🤦‍♂️

Okay it's happened a couple of times now but (cute) nerds need to stop apologising for nerding out and talking a lot. I prefer to listen when I'm struggling to think of what to say next.

Stop and think, before you simp.

Back being a member of the Outlook gang. Oh just you wait until I create all my subfolders, inbox rules, and customised colour tags.

Starting the new job in London marks a step closer from being London-adjacent to London-based

Winter? I barely know her

First day back at the gym today ✅ Selfie to prove I attended ❌

Let's bring back cryptic FB statuses, I'll start: Will today be the day?

🚨This is a PSA to all gays🚨 Due to to the frosty conditions outside, remember to adjust your gay walking to a straight level to avoid any injury Thank you for your understanding 🙂‍↕️

Back to Swedonia I go👏

Love #thetraitors . Send post.

Charing Cross... about what?

Them: We had to pick up the donkey Me: Wow I bet they were heavy

Treat yo self to a Happy New Year, because if you're reading this - you need it 🎇

He has a bluesky account 👏

I just started playing Duck Detective and I'm obsessed. What do you mean his name is Eugene McQuacklin with a habitual bread problem who makes Deducktions!? 😂🤭

Needed a pixel profile pic but without using AI, so I eventually stumbled onto a Stardew Valley portrait creator. jazzybee.itch.io/sdvcharacter...

Walked past Matt Berry, Martin Freemen, Harriet Walter, and Eddie Marsan. I think I sat with Nick from the Apprentice on a train once.