Tequila!

This New Year’s Eve, something must change me inside, I’m crooked and misguided, and tired of being tired. My heart is on my sleeve, and yes I still believe, in you.

We’re all just eating dinner so that we can have some lunch

later beans o7 im going to go flick myself penis

Are there any furries playing Bitcraft? Would love to work alongside you to support a settlement!

My painting CATTLE COMING HOME

CONGRATS!

Webfishing and skibidi @coyotesweets.bsky.social

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #115,720!

I may be drunk but...

Multi Factor Authentication for boat navigation: Something you are: You are a boat Something you know: You know the date Something you have: A sextant

Dusting this off from the skeeting archives

Happy Birthday to @kiba.1337gaming.com! Love you dear

Oh boy its going to be another one of those "hope I still have a job on monday"-kinda weeks

A lucidspark board with one GIANT blue sticky note that reads "Microsoft Teams" and nothing else

I declare... an economy!

no

I'd like to milk the two people please

Email: "Your amazon package is arriving today" Me literally every 15 minutes:

bad dragon cum lube that comes out with compressed gas like silly string

A very blue moon welcome to @coyotesweets.bsky.social! They are yeasty and hoppy and pairs well with candy.

WOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAH BABYYYYY THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

welcome to bluey @highjack.bsky.social

When the cheese drawer opens, you gotta pay the tax. THE CHEESE TAX THE CHEESE TAX

Attention society, you cannot put a federal holiday on a Tuesday and expect any semblance of productivity to occur on said Monday. We now go live to our correspondent in the field @talbot.anthro.place who says: "It's Monday?" More on this at 11

Warm welcome to @keyworkdoggo.bsky.social for joining us on Bluey!

Welcome to Bluey @baitos.bsky.social I hope you find this app quite friendly and habitable

updating my PFP

I'm so fucking tired of capitalism

I'm convinced that C-Suites at tech companies solely exist to funnel money into their bank accounts. Nobody at any fucking company should be making 250-500x the average worker. There's no job position on the planet where that makes any sense at all.

Being new to bluey I feel empowered to shitpost and add all my cool friends back and become popufur for once in my adult life. Watch out bluey you can't handle all my clout!

Fellow blueys welcome @mokobeah.bsky.social to the platform! Beaw is friend shaped

I'm here to skeet about things you'd get cancelled for on shitty bird app such as the phrase "boss girl mom pussy"

welcome to bluey @kiba.bsky.social

Elongated Muskrat declares "cis" is now a slur on shitty bird app. Seems like it won't be long before the bird app is exclusively chuds and blue checkmarks.

Just screaming about everything forever, sorry in advance

Happy Friday fellow blueys, remember to lint your pipelines and perform detailed unit testing of your endpoints to ensure no users get deleted when working with the groups uri in Azure active directory. Microsoft doesn't know how to build endpoints correctly so its up to you to prevent outages!

Breaker breaker @talbot.anthro.place we got a situation here. There’s a crane truck flipped over on a hillside near the logging mill. I’m gonna need a service truck and a fuel trailer asap. How copy, over?

Hello employee, happy Monday! I just wanted to check on [jira ticket]. Do you know when this can be updated? I know your team had a P1 major incident Friday that you’re still working on, but could you look at my priority 3 ticket and drop everything you’re doing to complete it please? Thanks so much

I finally honked the horn on honk honk big tiddy space train! Take that Trij!

I'm finally on Bluey, be sure to jizz me on smackdog but absolutely don't upload any crackers without yammer approval. Thanks.