We've had no bite since Broony. Get this Bhoy signed permanent. 🍀🍀🍀

Baton-weilding huns invade pitch after their side loses to simply the best club in Scottish football history.

MON v Lenny final anyone? 😀 🍀🍀🍀

Utterly wild scenes at Ibrox this afternoon, in large part because of the Union Bears who continue to be the most embarrassing group of supporters anywhere in world football.

Just seen the St Mirren pen. 😳 How exactly? Off his leg first. These people are just making it up as they go.

If there's to be any kind of ban resulting from this afternoon's proceedings then I hope it's a lifetime one for the shit stirring egg chaser Tam English. 🍀🍀🍀

We'll now have a week of media crying about aggro to save them from having to say the huns lost. Up yeez! 😂😂😂

"The concern is we're talking about this and not the football." Yes, that's your choice as a shit stirring tabloid goon. Shut up and talk about the football. 🍀🍀🍀

Awesome by Sinisalo on the pens. Filled their nappies. 🍀🍀🍀

OMG! I'm buzzing like a bee on ket after that! YAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!! 🍀🍀🍀

4-2 seems a familiar scoreline 🤔😂 🍀🍀🍀

If you have to survive a heart attack, then there's no better way than doing them on pens at the Copland Rd. Another legendary pumping. Songs will be written 😂 MON THE HOOPS!!!!! 🍀🍀🍀

Away home on yer off road bikes yah balaclava clad cowardly hun cunts! 😂😂😂 🍀🍀🍀

GO HOME YAH HUNS GO HOME!!!! 🍀🍀🍀

GET IT FUCKING UP YEEEEEZZZZ YOU BITTER HUN CUNTS!!!!!!!

Mon the Hoops! Mon the Sinisalo 🍀🍀🍀

Mvuka playing like he has double vision and is guessing which thing in front of him is the ball. 😳

Officials have got all the big decisions right". Except the offside goal and that their left and right back should both have had a second booking. 🍀🍀🍀

Hope he proves me wrong but Mvuka looks like a tiktok influencer who was accidentally signed after putting up an AI generated skills vid. 🍀🍀🍀

Epic blood and snotters game this. We've been under the cosh in terms of possession, but never really threatened, albeit some great defending at times from the Bhoys. Looked the more likely in front of goal with the tiny scraps we've been fed. Don't believe that VAR offside either. Mon the Hoops 🍀🍀🍀

And that line is drawn directly from Scale's left foot, which is raised off the ground. There's no line drawn down to the pitch. We have the ZX81 version of VAR and everyone seems to think it's unequivocal. 😳

This guy's not behind that blue line then? 🤔

Ridiculous lines drawn for that "offside". Perspective absolutely all over the place. I thought maybe his heel, but certainly not the massive gap they seem to claim. How can he be both shoulder to shoulder and a yard offside? How long is his lower leg? 😂😳

Took a while to settle in but a good second half of the first half from the Bhoys. Expect a similar second period. Just need to stay in the game and we've shown we can sneak this. McCowan initially struggled but has made some great piercing passes since. Mon the Hoops! 🍀🍀🍀

Iran actually was a democracy from 1941 to 1953. What ended it? US and UK removed elected leader and installed the pro-West Shah because he promised to give US and UK oil. From there the US helped the Shah brutally repress Iranians for decades. My article deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/dirty-secr...

An American bomber has landed in the UK as the Middle East war entered its eighth day – with the US warning of a 'surge' in strikes on Iran

Siri, show me an example of why the BBC is no longer a respected news provider.

If he were poor, and did what he did, he’d gotten the electric chair by now.

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Rule needs to change to daylight between attacker and defender. Allow both the attacker and defender to demonstrate the skill of their timing. Your nose being offside by a snotter is not what the game should be about.

There's no reason for Iran to attack NATO nation Turkey—but a drone did. Iran denies sending it. There's no reason for Iran to attack a UK base in Cyprus—but a drone did. Iran denies sending it. Now Azerbaijan has been attacked. Iran denies involvement. I think this is Israel.

Dear Shabana, Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.

Spirit of 86. In January 86 Celtic were fifth. 6 points (2pt win) behind Hearts. Aberdeen, Dundee Utd, Rangers above us. Celtic had an awful season. Till it mattered. Helped we had Judas, McLair, Murdo and the Maestro. But they didnt come good till the run in.

For all the but how can we afford space exploration folks…this means we’ve already spent more on this war that started last week than Cassini cost in the 26 years it took to build, launch, and operate it.

That overhead kick by Scales to set up the KT opener was surely the best overhead kick of the week? 🍀🍀🍀

Only shame is that Benji goal didn't come in 90+5 with Walsh collapsing in a sobbing heap while pointing to the centre spot. And his frustrated index finger pushing his VAR earphone through his exploding eardrum. Mon the Hoops! 🍀🍀🍀

GET IN CELTIC!!!! WIN ANY WAY (without causing a serious influx of A&E admissions) THE BENJI WAY!!!! MON THE HOOPS!!! 🍀🍀🍀

So Keir Starmer has dragged the UK into an illegal US-Israel war against Iran and we aren’t being told who launched the drone that is the pretext for our involvement? The British public have a right to know the truth.

Maeda needs to beat 17 players before inventing a backheel dink over the keeper to win the game so we can have the full Daizen show tonight. 😩

HIT THE FUCKING BALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! 😡 🍀🍀🍀

BENJI BHOY!!!! 🍀🍀🍀 OUR MAN FOR THIS SEASON 🍀🍀🍀 Just didn't look on there at all. Thankfully they use a ZX81 to work it out! 👀 COME ON!!!!

"The arm is tucked in." Is. It. Fuck! It's "tucked in" after the ball lands in the stand. We need to take that and convert it into a relentless second half performance. We win this league on our own merit only. No one is going to make it easy for us. Mon the Hoops! 🍀🍀🍀

The questions to ask yourself at both those penalty decision are: 1. Do we get that pen Scales concedes? 2. Do Aberdeen get that pen we don't? Bullshit.

We need to step up and put all 13 lined up against us to the sword. That's a scandalous decision. There's clear daylight between his arm and his body. How can you award the first and not the second? I'll take a 94th min winner just to see hun Walsh vomit on the pitch. Mon the Hoops! 🍀🍀🍀

OMFG! Scales tickles a guy's sock - penalty. Defender stretches to push the ball out for a corner - nothing to see here Timmy. Just fuck off!

Hmmm, maybe Tounekti doesn't have to feed Cvancara if all he's going to do is pass the buck instead of remembering he's the centre forward and putting his fucking foot through it! Mon the Hoops! 🍀🍀🍀

Tounekti has to feed Cvancara. The trouble with Tounekti is that the warm glow of a goal or two hides the fact that he is far too selfish on the ball. He creates space, but wants to be the hero all the time instead of being the team player we need. Mon the Hoops 🍀🍀🍀

Well who knew that Walsh couldn't get his whistle to his mouth quickly enough. Get a grip of this Celtic and take the rangerees out of the game. Mon the Hoops! 🍀🍀🍀

Get in KT!!!! Get Sinisalo at LB, KT at CF! Mon the Hoops!!!!! 🍀🍀🍀

Yeah, I'd be rattled too. I mean, who goes into politics to win seismically?