A story about a club gaining promotion in Germany. Check the image, and this para: "Supporters spilled on to the pitch at the 10,000 capacity Waldstadion an der Kaiserlinde at full-time as Elversberg celebrated a remarkable third promotion in the past five years." Disgraceful? Not a word of it!

Hoople 17 May 2026: 4/6 ❌❌⚽⚽⚽❌ ⚽⚽🏆❌❌⚽ ⚽⚽❌❌🏆🏆 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 www.celticnewsnow.com/hoople/ #hoople #celtic #celticfc @celticnewsnow.com

The club would like us to believe the cousins 'contributed so much' as it swerves the fact we scraped the league because of their gross mismanagement. Jambos contributed nothing, we lowered our standards and almost paid the price. Zero responsibility, zero reflection in that statement. #SackTheBoard

In the past 15 seasons, Celtic have won the league with an average of 90.8 points while the runners up have averaged 75.7. This season's story is one of a board who almost threw away the title from a position of invincibility. Come the summer, come reignition of the battle for regime change.

First in SPFL this season: 82pts Second place in 24/5: 75 23/4: 85 22/3: 92 21/2: 89 Celtic collected 92, 93, 99 & 93 respectively, an average of 94.25. So we're 12.25 points below our recent average. No one has raised their game. We've made it competitive by lowering ours. That's the story.

Got this on WhatsApp 😂😂

Gonna be a busy close season. Been a lot of everyday tasks that have hit the bottom of the To Do list over the last couple of months! #priorities 🍀🍀🍀

Apart from the bizarre lino flag for offside today - for what? A failed attempt to spoil the celebration? - this was the bizarre graphic of the offside check released by VAR. Spot the deliberate mistake...

One of our greatest captains 🍀 "Our captain is absolutely brilliant. What he does for us behind the scenes, that nobody sees, is unbelievable. He kept this changing room together and I'm so happy for everyone here but Callum McGregor deserves every bit of this, man." Kieran Tierney, 16th May 2026

To be completely petty, did you see how far the ball travelled after it hit Kyeridis’ hand for the penalty? #CelticFC

How much recovery time do you need from a gigantic piss up before going out and winning another trophy? Asking for a bunch of beautiful professional footballers... 🍀🍀🍀🏆...

Never, ever give up on our Bhoys. Seen too many incredible stories written by our players over the last forty years to ever say never. And just when you think you've seen it all... We love you Celtic, we do... 🍀🍀🍀

Just watching the Sportscene highlights and fair play, they didn't make a big deal, either in commentary or afterwards on the pitch invasion. Correct tone condemning abuse of players, but that Hearts statement! 😳 Seriously, wise up. Should have waited a day until you'd calmed down.

FFS! I'm watching the replay on Sky, we're 2-1 up and 4 mins into stoppage time and I'm shiteing it! 🤣🤣🤣

"That's a big call. We're about to find out how ready he is," says Sutton on the introduction of Callum Osmand. Yes, indeed. Big calls and Martin O'Neill go hand in hand. 🍀🍀🍀

So, here's the BBC player ratings. Our best player rated almost 2 points below their worst. Yet we won the game - a league title decider - by 3-1. God help all of them when we're back to our best next season. Mon the Hoops 🍀🍀🍀

Too immersed in it during the game, but watching back, what an atmosphere! Fans did us proud today too. 🍀🍀🍀

Now which of these sides would you say deserved to win the league? WWWWW 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

Maybe raise a wee glass to a man who's positive attitude about this team this season during his own struggles kept a good few of us going 🍀✌🏻🥃

Next level trolling 😂😂🏆

Do we deserve that title? Damn fucking right we do!!! MON THE HOOPS!🍀🍀🍀

I really hope this season has been filmed behind the scenes. Can't wait to see the documentary 🍀🍀🍀

Magic Martin O'Neill How did you do that? #magician 🍀🍀🍀 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

A lot of nonsense bei g spoken about Hearts 'disrupting' the league this season. Some honesty would be refreshing. Celtic won this title 15-20 points behind their normal average. We allowed the chase, we welcomed it, and we won it. Again! 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

Football is a simple game: 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes, and at the end, Celtic win

DAIZEN MAEDA!!!! IT HAD TO BE YOU!!! 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

OH MY FKN GODS! OH MY GODS OH MY GODS ONLY CELTIC WRITE THESE STORIES!!!! 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

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Trusty's absolutely shat the bed here, which I didn't expect. He needs replaced, he's a liability. Hopefully that'll be all he need to wallop home the winner! 🍀🍀🍀

Great to see Iheanacho come on. Would have been my first choice to replace Tounetki but didn’t expect he'd get on till later. Mon the Hoops 🍀🍀🍀

Holy fuck! Changes needed second half, especially in gears. Tounetki more a super sub than a starter. Forrest on, Yang to the left. Need to somehow get Calmac into the game, need Trusty to trust himself to find KT. Even if he doesn’t we'll be running on to the defensive header. Mon the Hoops! 🍀🍀🍀

And then there's the off the scale hypocrisy of the same media who cause the problem, reporting sagely on its effects as if they are not the problem. Prediction: there will be zero self relfection or change at the greatest perpetators. If anything, they'll see their strategy as a success.

"This is the consequence of a hysterical media narrative" - SFA. 100% agree. Sky especially should rethink their decision to employ a bigot as a match analyst - a conscious choice to generate incendiary content. Similarly with the BBC and Tom English, who is only there to invent controversy.

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Final throw of the dice... "If you're good enough, the referee doesn't matter" Mon the Hoops 🍀🍀🍀

Dry your eyes mate! 🍀

Even the Motherwell players knew!

Stand down the FBI

Boyd will be baffled and flicking through his quantum physics manuals as we speak. 🍀🍀🍀

Beaton took 20 seconds to award the penalty, here’s an official image taken by a press photographer in the ground, I get that all non Celtic fans want Hearts to win the title but ITS A PENALTY ALL DAY LONG Win Saturday and our trophy/title remains where it belongs 🏆

HAHA.... The BBC. They used to be legit. 99th minute penalty.... 96th minute penalty.... (The handball happened on 94 mins and some seconds of a minimum 5 mins added time.) Don't read it. It's biased pish. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

🤣🤣🤣 Lunatics!

BBC also banging on about a '99th minute' penalty. It wasn’t. The foul(s) took place inside the allotted five mins added. But rather than stop the clock, they have allowed it to run on while the check, the award, and the penalty take place. It was scored in 90+5.

Win Every Game Win The League 🍀🍀🍀

Any footage of Welsh celebrating that penalty in the dressing room after the game?

Hun BBC just can't accept that Celtic result. Up yeez! 🤣

Pretty astonishing and presumptuous to see the celebration fireworks pre-match at Swinecastle. Getting ahead of themselves there, no? Be a right shame if they wasted all that money on fireworks and glitter and had fuck all to show for it... 🍀🍀🍀

I mean, even ignoring the elbow to the face, it's an absolute stonewaller. 🍀🍀🍀