dude no fucking way

we're fucking doomed

Earthquake in Boston lets gooo 2025

i gotta say, i think the anti aging guy is gonna start posting racist shit real soon. might even land an honorary cabinet position

secret third guy named the spamgurgler

ok Bucket work

there comes a point in every user's bio where the more emojis you encounter , the worse their opinion will be. this is known as the method of images and is widely regarded in electromagnetic theory -

it's discourse time baby

not that it's a groundbreaking observation, but it's bleakly ironic that squid game has a season 2. i just still find it insane

guy who read the foundation series one time in high school

why buy toilet paper when entire shelves of YA books exist

snooow day for da pups

when the jinglehorse giddys up >>>

oh the weather outside is weather. but the fiiire, is al-so weather. and if we've no place to goooo, weather .

[talking about adults] yea so what if this was actually children

no way

writing a paper on finite element modeling, but to do calculus. the computer exploded

Oh, you have 100k followers but only follow 500 people? Why don't you follow them all back? Why doesn't Taylor Swift listen to me sing? Why won't LeBron James watch me play basketball?

whenever i read the word "baklava" i mentally think it says "balaclava" and am now learning that is, in fact, not a food

ask not for whom the bell tolls. it tolls for the George Washington Bridge

once again asking if anyone wants to play monster hunter rise

basically my entire feed on job facebook

you can just attach "season" to the end of any phrase and nobody will question it. Stressed? Job hunting season. Sad? Dark season. hungry? steak season. Hotel? four season. Long ago the four nations lived in harmony,

something i can't place but it feels like extreme horseshoe theory seeing people thirst over uhc shooter guy just cause they vaguely agree with his politics

Learning every language on duolingo just to know how many ways i can say "it's Bean time"

Looking for a Postdoc SUCKS and I can't find anything I'm both qualified for and want to do. I need more material scientist friends

insane to me that people like spotify for music. the audio quality is so fucking BAD

need to level up more before i can use the hot water mechanic :/

"what if the world was made of pudding" ass post

Unfortunately, todays train will [skrrrch] not be [hissss] running on a normal [krrrunch] schedule due to the giant snakes. please be advised

binger kurb Have It (TM)

saying i love you after the first audible fart

hot take? no, no. please. it's a hot GIVE :')

we need more ploppy words. like "squelch" and "flub" bonus points if it doesn't mean something goo-adjacent

Name a perfect player piano roll from the 1910s that isn’t by Scott Joplin

hey sorry for what i said. i wasn't thinking. i am sorry rene descartes: holy sHIT,,

[The Odyssey except everyone is a dog] SIRENS: awOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooOOOOoooo ODYSSEUS: *furiously tugging on leash* aawwwOOOOOooooooo

Dr. Guy, MD, PhD, DVD, CCTV

get this: headache ... but no advil

pissing me off so bad how much duolingo wants me use AI like fuck OFFF i just want to know how to ask for an omelet

where jupiter need to go. why is it moving so fast. who is it running from

tha bucket (and his slightly smaller sister, tha midna)

i feel like a cuck is just like. the Ultimate wife guy

there’s no reason to not gaslight yourself into not understanding basic concepts and how they work these days. magnets? mirrors? who fucking knows anything anymore

i wish that instead of "Hello World!" being the starter program to teach people code it was something like "I love you" the image of a monitor just printing that over and over again because someone learned python is killing me

The next major political movement shall be guided by neither irony, nor sincerity, but a new thing I just made up called Ultratruth

partying* on a friday night *growing an onion with my mind

listening to rage against the machine while I overclock my CPU