Floptimus Prime Rib™️
@firebeets.bsky.social
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LinkedIn hate account. i am the babadook he/they
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PhDeez Nuts
over 1 year ago
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dude no fucking way
about 1 year ago
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we're fucking doomed
about 1 year ago
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Earthquake in Boston lets gooo 2025
about 1 year ago
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i gotta say, i think the anti aging guy is gonna start posting racist shit real soon. might even land an honorary cabinet position
about 1 year ago
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secret third guy named the spamgurgler
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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ok Bucket work
about 1 year ago
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there comes a point in every user's bio where the more emojis you encounter , the worse their opinion will be. this is known as the method of images and is widely regarded in electromagnetic theory -
about 1 year ago
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it's discourse time baby
about 1 year ago
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not that it's a groundbreaking observation, but it's bleakly ironic that squid game has a season 2. i just still find it insane
about 1 year ago
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guy who read the foundation series one time in high school
about 1 year ago
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why buy toilet paper when entire shelves of YA books exist
about 1 year ago
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snooow day for da pups
about 1 year ago
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when the jinglehorse giddys up >>>
about 1 year ago
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oh the weather outside is weather. but the fiiire, is al-so weather. and if we've no place to goooo, weather .
about 1 year ago
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[talking about adults] yea so what if this was actually children
about 1 year ago
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no way
about 1 year ago
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writing a paper on finite element modeling, but to do calculus. the computer exploded
about 1 year ago
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the hype
about 1 year ago
Oh, you have 100k followers but only follow 500 people? Why don't you follow them all back? Why doesn't Taylor Swift listen to me sing? Why won't LeBron James watch me play basketball?
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whenever i read the word "baklava" i mentally think it says "balaclava" and am now learning that is, in fact, not a food
about 1 year ago
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ask not for whom the bell tolls. it tolls for the George Washington Bridge
about 1 year ago
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once again asking if anyone wants to play monster hunter rise
about 1 year ago
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basically my entire feed on job facebook
about 1 year ago
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Haus of Decline
about 1 year ago
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you can just attach "season" to the end of any phrase and nobody will question it. Stressed? Job hunting season. Sad? Dark season. hungry? steak season. Hotel? four season. Long ago the four nations lived in harmony,
about 1 year ago
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something i can't place but it feels like extreme horseshoe theory seeing people thirst over uhc shooter guy just cause they vaguely agree with his politics
about 1 year ago
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Learning every language on duolingo just to know how many ways i can say "it's Bean time"
about 1 year ago
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Looking for a Postdoc SUCKS and I can't find anything I'm both qualified for and want to do. I need more material scientist friends
about 1 year ago
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insane to me that people like spotify for music. the audio quality is so fucking BAD
over 1 year ago
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need to level up more before i can use the hot water mechanic :/
over 1 year ago
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"what if the world was made of pudding" ass post
over 1 year ago
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Unfortunately, todays train will [skrrrch] not be [hissss] running on a normal [krrrunch] schedule due to the giant snakes. please be advised
over 1 year ago
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binger kurb Have It (TM)
over 1 year ago
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saying i love you after the first audible fart
over 1 year ago
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hot take? no, no. please. it's a hot GIVE :')
over 1 year ago
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we need more ploppy words. like "squelch" and "flub" bonus points if it doesn't mean something goo-adjacent
over 1 year ago
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
over 1 year ago
Name a perfect player piano roll from the 1910s that isn’t by Scott Joplin
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hey sorry for what i said. i wasn't thinking. i am sorry rene descartes: holy sHIT,,
over 1 year ago
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Rads
over 1 year ago
[The Odyssey except everyone is a dog] SIRENS: awOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooOOOOoooo ODYSSEUS: *furiously tugging on leash* aawwwOOOOOooooooo
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Dr. Guy, MD, PhD, DVD, CCTV
over 1 year ago
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get this: headache ... but no advil
over 1 year ago
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pissing me off so bad how much duolingo wants me use AI like fuck OFFF i just want to know how to ask for an omelet
over 1 year ago
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where jupiter need to go. why is it moving so fast. who is it running from
add a skeleton here at some point
over 1 year ago
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tha bucket (and his slightly smaller sister, tha midna)
over 1 year ago
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i feel like a cuck is just like. the Ultimate wife guy
over 1 year ago
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onion person
over 1 year ago
there’s no reason to not gaslight yourself into not understanding basic concepts and how they work these days. magnets? mirrors? who fucking knows anything anymore
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i wish that instead of "Hello World!" being the starter program to teach people code it was something like "I love you" the image of a monitor just printing that over and over again because someone learned python is killing me
over 1 year ago
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Haus of Decline
over 1 year ago
The next major political movement shall be guided by neither irony, nor sincerity, but a new thing I just made up called Ultratruth
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partying* on a friday night *growing an onion with my mind
over 1 year ago
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listening to rage against the machine while I overclock my CPU
over 1 year ago
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