TOP 10 REASONS I DIDN’T CALL 1) Phone in pocket, too far to reach 2) Tongue caught in stapler 3) Fear of electrons 4) Phone eaten by spider 5) Mouth full of nachos 6) Cursed by witch 7) Time is an illusion 8) God told me not to 9) Spider again (different spider this time) 10) new phone who dis

Godzilla vs. Kong was not the emotionally charged courtroom drama I expected.

Heads-up for published authors: The deadline to join the Anthropic class-action copyright settlement is March 30. If you have published a book, you may be eligible to receive ~$1,500 per book, so it’s worth your time to check it out. Learn more: authorsguild.org/advocacy/art...

Second rule of Fight Club: the soap is not decorative. Scrub hard until the writing disappears so guests won’t wash their hands and comment on it, thus precipitating a conversation about Fight Club.

This day in history. 2013. Early Music Day. I'm afraid this could have something to do with children playing recorders so no thanks.

The “fresh by” date on this orange juice instructs me to “enjoy it by [today’s date].” I will drink it apathetically tomorrow.

The plural of Duncan Idaho is Duncans Idaho just fyi

habitable inhabitable uninhabitable One of those words has to be redundant.

If Europe was really serious about the metric system, they’d call soccer thirtycentimeterball.

Cutest hack ever… youtube.com/shorts/HNU8U...

all that yoga finally paid off

When you say “And another thing,” you insinuate I was listening when you said the first thing. I resent that.

I want the prequel animated series, Niblet Babies

Looking forward to presenting at EFACon25. #EFACon25 #iamediting #aiediting @efafreelancers.bsky.social

Humans are being hired to make AI slop look less sloppy www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...

I downloaded the CVS app and switched to email receipts and now I’m responsible for saving an entire Amazon rainforest you’re welcome

Fixed by another editor. Nailed it.

Ten years ago today: my kid quantifies breakfast.

pretty smart to call them both because it might be a real ghost or it could just turn out to be some dude in a mask

Yes, this is a media literacy issue!

I'll be answering questions on disclosing AI use at today's ACES Chat. Hope to see you there! #ACESChat #aidisclosure #copyediting #aiethics

This is a demonstrative pronoun.

#ACESChat with @grammartable.bsky.social starts now. I anticipate it will be plu-PERFECT.

Got to see “Rebel with a Clause” at the NYC premiere last week. Highly recommended. Also got to meet @writewild.bsky.social. A lovely way to celebrate National Grammar Day! #RebelWithaClause @grammartable.bsky.social

There, I said it. Which adverbs make you cringe? Do you have a favorite adverb? #iamediting

On my way into the City to celebrate National Grammar Day at a sold-out screening of @grammartable’s “Rebel with a Clause.” #NationalGrammarDay

Wow, this did NOT go where I expected. Nice. youtu.be/NdzJfiQSh7c?...

“It is alarming that the Trump administration would punish A.P. for its independent journalism,” Ms. Pace said. “Limiting our access to the Oval Office based on the content of AP’s speech not only severely impedes the public’s access to independent news, it plainly violates the First Amendment.”

Happy Darwin Day, everybody. Remember to descend with modification. #DarwinDay #nature

911: What’s your emergency? ME: SOMEONE STOLE MY COMMA. 911: When did you see it last? ME: JUST BEFORE I POSTED. 911: Where was it? ME: IN FRONT OF THE “AND.” 911: Sir, that’s an Oxford comma. ME: SO?!? 911: Well, they’re not really necessary. ME: GO GET YOUR SUPERVISOR.

How did you respond when ChatGPT was released? What do you think now? Has it affected your work? Is it okay to use it? This episode of The Editor’s Half Hour applies to everybody. Let me know what you think. Listen: lnkd.in/gqCEUNh8 #AIEthics #IAmEditing #AIContentPolicy #TheEditorsHalfHour

A great way to start the day. 📚 #JesseWelles youtu.be/x-Le9SH4mvU?...

Tomorrow! Can’t wait to watch and listen. Being invited was an honor! Thanks, @nadiageageapupa.bsky.social! #aiethics #iamediting #EditorsHalfHour

So excited to be featured on The Editor’s Half Hour with @nadiageageapupa.bsky.social! She asks me tough questions about AI, ethics, and the fallout. What did we say? The episode drops Feb. 1 — mark your calendars!

Trying to figure out whether an obvious answer in today’s #Strands was left out intentionally, inadvertently, or for logistic reasons. @nytgames.bsky.social

INVENTOR OF PRINGLES: what if we combined the best part of playing tennis with the best part of not playing tennis