I think the best way for me to make new friends is to go to karaoke every week and only sing the Star-Spangled Banner

@infinata.bsky.social could Infinity Stones be used as the crystals in lightsabers?

I heard that the Pope is opening his own cannoli shop, but he's struggling to come up with a good name for it

I wish I could just hire an orange cat to come visit me for a few hours

They should do a reverse shadow drop during the game awards where they unrelease Silksong, removing it from every digital platform and causing the physical releases to self-destruct

It's only the 10th, and I've already eaten a dangerous amount of holiday chocolate this month

I know this would reduce some of the fun for some people, but imagine if the Metroid prime games had fast travel points

Wait, eggnog is real? I thought it was just a joke in movies. No thank you!

Award shows are dumb

I restarted Metroid Dread because I never finished it. That stupid robot pissed me off so much that I gave up again after an hour. I'm not skilled enough for that kind of metroidvania. It's not fun for me. I'm hoping Prime 4 is better

The Rizzler of Oz

Lasagna sandwich

Like my bio says, sometimes I make things. It's been awhile, but I finally made another thing. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8357...

It's not too late for them to replace Myles in Metroid 4 with Miles from Sonic the Hedgehog

Sad Cowboy: yippee cry-yay

No disrespect to Dolly Parton, she's fantastic, but the Yellowstone frozen meals are better than hers

Average San Francisco couple

Hey Lego, bring back M-Tron, Blacktron (2), Space Police, and Ice Planet. As an adult collector who was born in the '80s, you will get a lot of my money if you do that.

Elf on the Shelf reports to ICE now

Why do so many cryptid hunters on the History channel shows look like they themselves are also human cryptids?

Deer streaming services, I live alone and I'm the only one that uses my TV. I don't want to have to select a profile every time I log in. Give me that option!

If you kill the first prime podcast, then all podcasts sired after it will also perish

Idea for a Final Destination sequel, "Final Desti-Nation": After an accidental nuclear launch is averted, everyone in the US is inflicted with a final destination style curse. Just seen after seeing of everyone in the country getting killed and increasingly elaborate ways as they try to avoid death

Another morning, another failed attempt at an omelette

We have all-purpose flour, but where is no-purpose flour?

I'm still not quite sure what chumba casino is, but I want it to go away

It's still weird to me that Pikmin and Pokémon are such similar words

I like watching freeze dried food and canning videos on social media, but I have to be careful or my algorithm quickly turns into right-wing prepper content

I'd like to thank Amazon for breaking the internet today. We all needed a break.

Maybe capitalism isn't working out

I'm into the 2001 episodes of King of the Hill, when did it have an episode about 9/11?

Gushers should make a breakfast cereal

Are Q from Star Trek and Q from James Bond intended to be the same character?

Sometimes I also get the zoomies after I poop

No offense, but I just don't care about Shrek

Have they done a Simpsons episode yet where homer takes ozempic?

I need a costume that works for both DragonCon and Dragcon

Kirk as Ernie, Spock as Bert

My only critique of the new Superman movie is that @jamesgunn.bsky.social didn't include a scene where Clark Kent skateboarded to the song "Superman" by Goldfinger

I'm 42 years old and I can't tell time on an analog clock without thinking about it very hard

Movie Idea: Dwayne Johnson as buff Pilgrim, "Plymouth Rock"

So Somalia is a country filled entirely with wine experts?

I'm lucky that I didn't catch Pac-Man fever, but I did have to pick up some asteroid cream

The only Kirk I care about is James T. Kirk

I want a metroidvania that is easier than dread, but more action than animal well

I'm going to take a lot of Tylenol to supercharge my autism. I'm hoping it will make me better at video games.

wait, not only can I play stupid games, I can win stupid prizes?

I'd be okay if helium filled party balloons just stopped being a thing

Paramount Plus is the single worst streaming app I have ever used. Literally crashed three times within the span of one episode of Star Trek. Fix your shit Paramount this sucks

I'm just now realizing that Hollow Knight and Shovel Knight are different games