Are Q from Star Trek and Q from James Bond intended to be the same character?

Sometimes I also get the zoomies after I poop

No offense, but I just don't care about Shrek

Have they done a Simpsons episode yet where homer takes ozempic?

I need a costume that works for both DragonCon and Dragcon

Kirk as Ernie, Spock as Bert

My only critique of the new Superman movie is that @jamesgunn.bsky.social didn't include a scene where Clark Kent skateboarded to the song "Superman" by Goldfinger

I'm 42 years old and I can't tell time on an analog clock without thinking about it very hard

Movie Idea: Dwayne Johnson as buff Pilgrim, "Plymouth Rock"

So Somalia is a country filled entirely with wine experts?

I'm lucky that I didn't catch Pac-Man fever, but I did have to pick up some asteroid cream

The only Kirk I care about is James T. Kirk

I want a metroidvania that is easier than dread, but more action than animal well

I'm going to take a lot of Tylenol to supercharge my autism. I'm hoping it will make me better at video games.

wait, not only can I play stupid games, I can win stupid prizes?

I'd be okay if helium filled party balloons just stopped being a thing

Paramount Plus is the single worst streaming app I have ever used. Literally crashed three times within the span of one episode of Star Trek. Fix your shit Paramount this sucks

I'm just now realizing that Hollow Knight and Shovel Knight are different games

What if instead of "The Walking Dead" it was "The Walking Bread"?

After avoiding them for several months, I went to Dunkin donuts this morning. Every single item was disappointing. Why does this chain still exist?

One good thing about working from home by myself is that I can randomly make loud monkey noises and no one complains, unlike when I was in an office

Dear YouTube food makers, gags about mispronouncing Worcestershire sauce are not funny anymore. Very played out.

There's so many great TV shows, new and old, that I want to catch up on. I just don't have the time to do it, I wish there was a way I could download them directly into my brain all at once.

Movie idea: The Expendables, but with actors that all played nerdy scientists. Instead of fighting, they work together to stop some kind of sci-fi crisis

Pizza flavored goldfish crackers don't taste like pizza or actual goldfish

Marvel is doing a bad job at casting non-blond people as blonde characters and then making them look natural

Can we please get a Tron movie without Morbius Leto in it?

two vulcans one mind

Promotional popcorn bucket collectors frighten me. It's a red flag, who knows the depths of their depravity?!

It's not too late for Marvel to have me play Galactus in the new movie

Why do payment processors and credit card companies suddenly have so much authority now?

This whole time I thought everyone was talking about "Marble" movies, not "Marvel"

One thing I enjoy about modern technology is that I rarely hear static like we used to hear on TV or radio. That's one of the more subtle annoying sounds in the world.

I finally watched John Carpenter's The Thing. What a disappointment! The whole time I was waiting for Ben Grimm to show up and start clobbering those idiots.

Does hot sauce count as a vegetable?

how to avoid sex thoughts during mind meld

Do you think Cher has figured out the secret of time travel by now?

I DON'T LIKE HOW FUZZY PEACHES ARE, BUT THE FLAVOR IS GREAT

It's that magical time of year where I'm reminded how much the Paramount+ app sucks

Ideas to revamp a comic book superhero in the '90s: 1. Grow out hair into a shaggy ponytail 2. Wear a coat over superhero spandex 3. Tiny round sunglasses 4. Fingerless gloves 5. Very big gun even if they have other superpowers

I still think about this one

You did not get enough praise for this post

I'm thinking of switching to an entirely quesadilla-based diet

Air fryers have really revolutionized home mozzarella stick consumption

I'm of the generation that's too young to have seen the Challenger at school, but too old to have seen 9/11 at school

Possible autobiography titles: Total Eclipse of the Mark From the Ladle to the Gravy Butt-Sweat & Tears Mark to Do About Nothing Trying Not To Fart: The Mark Chronicles Too Many McNuggets, Not Enough Time: The Ballad of Mark

I was really disappointed to learn that spin class was just stationary bikes and not people spinning around in circles to exercise.

I was freelancing for Nintendo and they rejected these characters for Donkey Kong Bananza: Jerky Kong Slurpy Kong Fappy Kong Long Kong Silver Sonic the Kong Hideo Kongima Dumpy Kong Hillary Kongton Stabby Kong Jeffery Kongstein Diaper Kong Harambe Mule Kong

Science still hasn't figured out how they make waffle fries