Seattle's SoundTransit announced that tap to pay is coming to their Orca system across Puget Sound next week. And here in Calgary, tap to pay will never happen in my lifetime. I feel like this Visa card hitting itself in the face from their promo video.

Calgary should have a bylaw prohibiting Christmas lights still being up in February.

Wasn't this the origin story of the Cylons in Battlestar Galactica? All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again. #SoSayWeAll

Good news: the #VirtualBoy app works on the OG Nintendo Switch! You don't need a Switch 2! Bad news: you do need either the full-size Virtual Boy accessory or the cardboard version. Plus, you can't play while docked so you can't stream.

What does your soul look like?

Trump threatens more attacks on Nigeria unless their prince returns his money

O Manus, thou of primal darkness! Thou who dwelleth in the depth of the universe in the black chasms of night... Thou who bestoweth the mother darkness upon thy faithful, to live eternally in her keeping. #MST3K

My ★ review of Hurry Up Tomorrow (2025) on @letterboxd.social for @therazzies.bsky.social: boxd.it/cYV6HZ

Happy #ValentinesDay. 💔

Wow, I'm looking forward to the next #MetalGear collection from @konamina.bsky.social that was announced at #StateOfPlay today! Wait a tick... why has the value of my copy of Metal Gear Solid for Game Boy Color suddenly dropped?

Signal boost!

My ★ review of Star Trek: Section 31 (2025) on @letterboxd.social for @therazzies.bsky.social: boxd.it/d5b6AP

I quiet-quit my @discord.com Nitro subscription. I'll just let that slight uptick speak for itself.

In 1978, David Carradine starred in a Roger Corman produced post-apocalyptic feature from the director of Caddy Shack II. In 2026, it will be one of the four films covered in The RiffTrax Experiments! It's time for Deathsport! Support us on Kickstarter: rifftrax.com/kickstarter

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

Looking forward to seeing Tammy and the T-Rex tonight at the Globe Cinema as part of their new monthly series of bad movie screenings. letterboxd.com/film/tammy-a...

Friends, we welcome you to PAX Land 2026! 🎮🎈🎲 Our shows will deliver wonder and excitement through the magic of gaming. Be dazzled, be wowed, and make incredible memories while you enjoy our collection of amusements. Read more about what awaits you at PAX East: PAXE26.com/PAXLand

... ...look just give me 57 seconds www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksud...

This is who runs this account

I just backed @rifftrax.com Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026! on @kickstarter.com (NGL, today was rough at work and this made my day.)

When world leaders and billionaires just can’t behave like adults, I remember all the life lessons taught to me by Star Trek: - bigotry is wrong - patience and teamwork can overcome almost any issue - SHOOT ANYONE CLAIMING TO BE GOD IN THE FACE - computers are all the same woman

My birthday art project for today. #LEGO #Transformers

And nothing of value was lost.

Okay troublemakers, punks, antifa supervillains, and anyone who just enjoys being a petty little shitbird while they fuck up the algorithm of a massive media corp. Here's your assignment for the weekend. Get on it and spread the word.

If only...

My ★★ review of Snow White (2025) on @letterboxd.social for @therazzies.bsky.social: boxd.it/cS3shx

#Melania will end up on Prime Video sooner rather than later. Should I watch it then for @therazzies.bsky.social instead of next year during awards season to save time? It could be up for the Barry L. Bumstead Award for movies with particularly high budgets that bomb at the box office.

When I watch movies nominated for the Razzies, I use the Voice Memos app on my Apple Watch to record my thoughts as I go. I then transcribe them for the review I'll post later by listening to them on my iPad. But just now, seeing my voice memos on my iPad, I learned it can transcribe them for me. 🤯

New browser plugin idea: a tracking cookie blocker, but it's called Toss Your Cookies.

@hootsuite.com promised to cut ties with ICE in 2020. Now they’re seeking billion-dollar contracts to help ICE monitor social media. 🚩 As a B Corp, they should protect rights—not build surveillance tools. Tell them to drop the deal: #NoTechForICE openmedia.org/NoTech4Ice-b... @openmedia.org

(I wisely watched this turd back when it came out last summer, so that means I don't have to watch now during awards season. Remember, I watch these bad movies so you don't have to.) My ½★ review of War of the Worlds (2025) on @letterboxd.social for @therazzies.bsky.social: : boxd.it/aF57pB

IT IS 85 SECONDS TO MIDNIGHT. Watch the 2026 Doomsday Clock announcement: buff.ly/BGu0Zse

Another potential silver lining if the Netflix-Warner Bros. merger goes through. #LooneyTunes

Although I only fly once or twice a year, getting a Nexus card was the best money I ever spent. I'd sign up for a Canada-specific program. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

I knew the name Hopalong Cassidy, and that it was a series of westerns, but nothing else until I watched @bobchipman.bsky.social’s latest video. It’s quite a story. 🤠

I think I won't go to the US for PAX this year. Putting aside all the obvious (trumpy) reasons, I've gone for the last fifteen years in a row, counting two Online plague years. So maybe it's time to press pause.

Today I learned “Norwegian Christian laws forbade citizens from conversing with and interacting with trolls, and in documents dating from 1274 to 1781, doing so would result in severe punishment” (source: Wikipedia), and I kinda think many people nowadays would be better off if this law was revived

Tell me your pet's name in a gif. (Frances is actually the name of my fur niece.)

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: Daft Punk “Weird Al” Yankovic Various pop culture orchestral concerts.

The Oscar nominees are announced tomorrow, so that means today the noms for the 46th Golden Raspberry Awards dropped! As a voting member of @therazzies.bsky.social, here is my hit list on @letterboxd.social. Remember, I watch these movies so you don't have to. boxd.it/RYnig

Eighteen years ago, Victoria “Tori” Enmon’s story inspired Extra Life. 💙 Since then, this community has raised more than $130M for Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals, helping kids get the care they need. We play in your honor, Tori. 🎮

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.

Seeing #SamuraiCop in an indie movie theatre full of like-minded bad movie fans was an experience. boxd.it/cG8tup

I bought a red #Swingline 747 stapler (yes, the one from #OfficeSpace) ages ago, and I finally ran out of the boxes of Swingline brand standard staples I bought with it to ensure compatibility. This time, I’m treating myself to the premium ones. #AccountantLife

Looking forward to seeing #SamuraiCop tonight at the Globe. A bad movie is just what I needed right now. I watched the @rifftrax.com crew take it on, but this is the pure uncut stuff, baby.

TFW you shut down your Sage 50 2025 bookkeeping software at work and it asks if you want to install the 2026 version but you haven’t yet been given the go-ahead by your IT people for a month now.