It is 2005. I am 19 years old. I am on an airplane going to a trading card game tournament. It is 2015. I am 29 years old. I am on an airplane going to a trading card game tournament. It is 2025. I am 39 years old. I am on an airplane going to a trading card game tournament.

oh no

I feel the most alive I have in months and it’s incredible

Can’t wait to get tonight’s dinner in my mouth

Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back (I bought a case of Riftbound and a plane ticket to Houston) ((ancient art from @ottertale.bsky.social))

I feel so lucky to have won an art raffle from the amazing @ottertale.bsky.social for this piece. Thank you so much! Also, who gave Neferu permission to be so hot 🥵

This is a beautiful Google Meet screenshot

thinking about the story that this family is gonna have to tell, that their 4 year old kid saw someone on the plane who was wearing a tiger face mask, a tiger shirt, and a tiger coin pouch, pointed at [me] and said "tiger!", and I opened my tiger bag to pull out a tiger sticker to give to him

The MH3 Ajani has a better game in hand win rate than Black Lotus in Arena cube! Cat furries eating real good here

well I just reinstalled FFXIV (because I applied to an MMO design job, but still)

This is a totally normal Magic deck here

live look at my brain right now

Having Vintage Cube available on MTG Arena is an unbelievable update to my overall quality of life, dear god

hi I went to Snuggler’s Cove and now I’m a little tipsy

The bluesky posts I make here are bleets but the ones I make on my AD are skeets

Red Barchetta is one of Rush’s most popular songs, and it begins with the lyric “My uncle has a country place that no one knows about”. They played it live hundreds if not thousands of times. Did they think we would not notice their DECADES-LONG PATTERN of BLATANT LIES?!?

If I order an impossible burger at a restaurant and they actually serve it to me I can never go there again because if they'll lie about that, what else are they lying about

Zounds! I am unhorsed

neigh?!?

drinking egg whites instead of using protein powder is great because it doesn’t have any lead in it and also you can imagine you’re guzzling a giant cumshot while you do it

You know he gives crazy head 💦😩

well I guess I'm going to London to do some butlering in January

horse_dick_ytmnd.mp4

I wish that we could talk about it but I’m not listening when you say good gone

pride is this a lumberhatchback

He was a s8r boi, She said "see you l8r boi" He wasn't good enough for her Now he's lookin super cute Slammin on his pan flute Does your pretty face see what he's worth

I have received the large horse dick

I am so thrilled with my new phone lock screen that @hours.bsky.social sent me

mister catman, make me a cat make me the fiercest they’ve ever looked at give me a mane, and body full of fur and tell me that my human days are over mister catman, I’ve always bemoaned don’t have a long tail to call my own let me climb into your magic vat mister catman make me a caaaaaaaaaaat

update: after looking at the Bloomburrow cards I think it is most mechanically appropriate for Bloomburrow!Ajani to be a Mouse, which would also be hilarious on flavor

what does Ajani turn into when he goes to Bloomburrow send bleet

While fursuits are a type of costume, they're more aligned with mascotting or acting in the sense that they're intended to be wholly transformative and exist as an entity separate from the wearer, versus the ephemeral novelty of a Halloween costume. In my talk today, I'll be digging deeper into th

Use your 20s to establish yourself as a functional adult so the second you hit your 30s you have the foundation to get so incredibly weird

was trying to read this article about hideo kojima and gints zilbalodsi chatting via google translate and it produced this incomprehensible subheader 👍 www.cinematoday.jp/news/N014784...

ha tee ha tee ha teeho ha tee ha tee ha teeho ha tee ha tee ha teeho

oh no

he eepy

There are a confusing amount of wolves in this college football game

While it’s super nice to be included, I’d think twice about wearing a bespoke fursuit head to a protest. It’s pretty trivial to link a one-of-a-kind costume item to your identity, which is what we don’t want!

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks. This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.

That Lock Symbol on Null Bulges and Our Declining Media Literacy: An Essay

Ringer spitting fire here. He’s out of line but he’s right

update: it's coming together sooner?!?!

Discovered today that one of my relatives who dated two black guys and grew up with a Hispanic adopted sister thinks Charlie Kirk was pretty cool. I have decided that she is a moron and also am dreading going home for a wedding, hooray

oh no

We need to steer magic community online into a fandom. What do you mean its been months and theres not a single fanfic on ao3 with alpharael and his hole. Hes a white boy talking about his hole any fandom would have taken that and ran

I just heard someone in San Francisco say “A Sixteen Z” out loud for the first time and it was exactly as cursed as I thought it would be

Himbofication (Lead poisoning)

oh my god

happy Nonconsensual WAM (But Only For Homophobes) Day