Rengar update: this card might actually be strong enough to play, which is a delight

Can’t stop thinking about Pillion

I am very normal about this movie

Time to watch a very normal movie

I had some great sex last night and no longer have the Big Horny

I love Toby Pawletics

There was this bird fursuit at the Bad Bunny Concert after party!!?!

oh no, I have the Big Horny

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

Who else is rooting for Bad Bunny to win the Super Bowl today

I’m high, but in case you were not aware the Cowardly Lion in the original Wizard of Oz is EXTREMELY fuckable

dudes rock

I’m playing a TCG tournament later tonight and I keep feeling like I have to poop and then shitting out the tiniest pebbles, like my body thinks I’m about to march off to a mass battle or something and needs to evacuate everything immediately. What the hell?!

I’m wearing my widest-leg jeans today because I’m going to a Riftbound tournament and that’s what @dieworkwear.bsky.social said you should wear to play TCGs

My even hotter take on this is that if you’re stupid the obedience doesn’t mean anything. A smart person being obedient and useful despite having independent will because it’s being actively subjugated is actually impressive and meaningful

In contrast, I am specifically horny about being very smart but still obedient

I feel funny again

I feel funny

it’s very important that you all know I completely punted my top 8 match in a card tournament tonight by both forgetting triggers and making active poor plays, which obviously means that my life has no value and I should disappear into the woods and never show my face in society again

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hrothgar make hrothgar make condom

related experience: the restaurant outside security at Heathrow claimed to have a Giraffe Burger but it was a lie >:[

when you ordered the salad but then you see the antelope burger

It’s absolutely wild that the two people the government murdered have the family names Good and Pretti

me when I’m the only feline at the function

Making fun of people who give blowjobs is both homophobic and misogynistic, maybe just don’t do that

I heard this quote on Instagram yesterday and I can't stop thinking about it 🎯

spajetti and meatjalls with jarlic jread

Wild update: six months later, it turns out that the guy who was sexually abusive to me at sex camp had his sex camp membership revoked. This is kinda validating, hooray

I want to thank @jm.furry.horse for introducing me to the indisputable greatness of multiplayer Bomberman (and also lots of other fun things I did in London this week)

Iconic

venison leg steak for breakfast is very lion coded

@dandylion.gay I saw this lion at a restaurant in London and thought of you

For some reason I usually end up on the opposite side of this exchange when I encounter zebras. It is a mysterious pattern with no obvious explanation

ok so today I got to eat some zebra and springbok meat at a South African restaurant in London. It was deeply species-affirming and also kind of a weird borderline spiritual woo therian experience! Thread:

I was not prepared for the venue for a Royal Shakespeare Company production to have trough urinals that looked and smelled like they were straight out of a leather bar

horse cum on my faceeee

The existence of test cricket implies the existence of dev cricket and prod cricket

@jjbbllkk.bsky.social I woke up today with your “Politics / Penises” song inexplicably stuck in my head

critically acclaimed blowjob... box office hit and audience favorite blowjob...

I'd like everyone to know that I am very proud of the blowjob that I just provided someone

Kinda mad this place in London was closed, my chest ruff is getting a bit out of control

I realized I made an error when making this post. It is actually a complete certainty that JM will make you wear a zebra kigu, “sometimes” is a gross underestimate

Sometimes when you go to London @jm.furry.horse makes you wear a zebra kigu and it's very embarassing for highly dignified animals like myself art by @mmmatch.es

I went to a very important place today (Jokes aside the food here is actually low key great? The ham hock and eggs was very very good)

exciting discovery: wearing a scarf gives me a noticeable amount of mane euphoria

So I might be going to a South African restaurant that serves zebra jerky and a shepherd’s pie with springbok meat, which is bizarrely very species-affirming

meow rawr from London