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One of my favorite things about everyone lying about how Melania is great and super well received is that no one who is arguing that position has any idea how human beings think, talk, or behave so the stories they concoct are wild.

Enunciating all ‘T’s in The Pitt

This post has been on my mind for a few days now, so I’m going to say something about it. 🧵

wouldn’t call The Beths generic gym music, but the goodlife near me plays them very regularly (neat)

Can we have heated rivalry but for rugby boys

breaking: my husband has never heard of Winamp

Late to the party but just learned that Jill Bearup is a big terfy terf AND How To Cook That/Ann Reardon is part of a deeply anti-lgbt church?

And he didn’t. He tried to help a woman who’d just been assaulted. There was nothing rash, stupid, or radical about what he did. He showed kindness. And they killed him for it.

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

Tap the three horizontal lines on the top left of your screen. Tap settings. Tap content and media. Autoplay GIFs and videos slider to off. It'll be everywhere soon. Protect yourself a bit.

interesting plot summary for a stats textbook

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

I always feel roguish to make such a basic point, but bias is an intrinsic feature of _data_, and transitively of any system of analysis or decision-making based on data. The fact that this point has to keep being demonstrated over and over for more complex systems is crazy-making to me.

pls

taking trump seriously rn would be too damaging to a US in decline so the whole system is squirming to not look at him directly. press translating what he says to sound more sane, democrats just talking about eggs. he's too big to fail

when two snow plow trucks meet each other on the little tracker map do they kiss

Comedians currently doing a better job of political reporting & analysis than actual political journalists is pretty funny imo

this is genuinely incredible

Apple Music has no chill autoplaying Casimir Pulaski Day after a Daft Punk album 🫥

So which of NZ’s politicians/parties are still actively posting on Elon’s hellsite

get it in my veins

omg just let them retire lol

Excuse you Toronto, 10°C forecast tomorrow after more than a month of 0°C or lower is jingle jangle jester behaviour

Hello Tim Cook I worked at Tumblr when you gave us 48 hours to get rid of all the consenting, adult boobs. Up all night at your whim, out of the blue. But you're still cool with Twitter and its CSAM and revenge porn and whatever the fuck this is? Why do you even HAVE guidelines?

Wise words, thank you Joe from Digimon Adventure e11

Stephen Miller’s cousin 👇🏽

Brooke Lynn: how many times can I say cunt while presenting this challenge

Honestly think that if you pulled twitter from the App Store and shut it down it would fuck up the entire right wing ecosystem at that point. Like the entire media apparatus would fall apart.

These servile cowards have to insist Trump isn't a fascist, because if they admit he's a fascist then they admit that both they and their political establishment they fawn over, are fascist collaborators and that's an idea that detonates their mistaken belief that they're good liberal people.

via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook

I hate that the worst news of the day has to be squinted at on my tiny screen through a storm of sequential pop ups and looping videos and a sidebar telling me to swipe for next article like please no the world is on fire I do not have time to consume consume consume

i miss when this guy was the only LLM

It's Epiphany, which means it's time for Cuddling Kings in Medieval art

NEW from Important Context: Genocide experts, including two past presidents of the International Association of Genocide Scholars, are speaking out about escalating attacks on transgender Americans in the U.S. www.importantcontext.news/p/experts-wa...

Yeah, it has long been the case that adult-oriented businesses have to be careful or risk the wrath of everyone from prosecutors to payment-processing companies, but "prominent social media company owned by world's richest person swiftly became world's largest CSAM producer" produces no reaction.

"Well, he's a dictator whose people don't actually want him in charge" is an interesting precedent for this guy to set

well fuck this for a new year

Did she kidnap Tetsuya Nomura

New Year’s Revolution

January 1, 2025 | December 31, 2025

Octopath Traveller 0 has had me in a chokehold all week

bit of a snow day

Thankyou WeatherCan for making the colour of your heavy snow alert yellow 🤭

out of office is on pants are off