U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

So the “patriots” lost and Bad Bunny was the most watched Super Bowl halftime show of all time? Dark Woke is winning??? 🤔

charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show

damn, get bad bunny back out there to coach the patriots

I’ve never felt secondhand embarrassment for a football team, but here we are.

You know when Trump is shitting his pants with frustration when: 1. He clearly watched the Bad Bunny’s show and not Kid Rocks pedophile concert. 2. He’s definitely mad that it’s clearly a smash success whose themes and message run completely counter to his fascist administration.

Shoutout to the TPUSA costume designer. They knew that the bulk majority of the audience would be divorced dads no longer invited to Thanksgiving, and they dressed Kid Rock for the part.

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

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So the moment that Hilary Clinton demanded a public hearing for her probe into the Epstein Files, the Republicans immediately decided to cancel their hearing and call off the probe because it might be "Bad for donor optics".That's interesting. Why would the Republican Donors be afraid of the files?🤔

ACAB for Cutie

In order to use an abundance of money in a satisfying way, you need the creativity, empathy, and imagination necessary to see that using your money to help others is what will make you happy. Elon lacks all these qualities. That why he’s rich, but ultimately broken and miserable.

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This literal what dictators in third world do to ensure they “vote for the right candidate”.

I love that we live in a goddamn nightmare world. Sleep and peace of mind are overrated. 🙃🙃🙃

Beat my first Gold Stake run in Balatro! Let’s go! I’m the king of jokers.

I do believe some people at the DOJ have a soul. They hate having to constantly go to bat for a convinced criminal pedophile who’s committing crimes on a daily basis even if it’s “just doing my job”.

I ended up in rank 20 🙃🙃🙃

2026 Natasha content???? Inconceivable!

Gamers in 2024: “I’m A-Political”. Gamers in 2026:

I’m trying really hard to permanently make dietary changes, and every time I find a new “good for me” food that’s packed with nutrients, 7000 other sources will tell me: “Well actually X food is high in death chemical and could cause you’re balls to explode, so don’t eat them!” It’s soul crushing.

This is hands down the most corrupt anti free speech administration in US history and it isn’t even close.

So you’re saying there’s a chance? 🙃

We won’t be able to heal as a country until every single member of the lead generation is dead and buried. I hate to be the one to say it, but it’s absolutely true.

Cecil Harvey says FUCK ICE

Ah hell, why not? Let’s go Pegasus girl. #CYL10

The European Union needs to nut up and cut ALL trade with the US. Whatever lucrative deals you’re making cannot be worth having to deal with this jackass and our podcast influencer government. The only way to stand up to a bully is not play his game. Once you walk away, others will follow.

I’m man enough to admit that I have a crush on Lady Luck from Dicey Dungeons. She’s a gem.

Let’s go!!

I tell ya it was WILD being a teenager in the late 90s / early 00s when anime and video games really started picking up because the people who called me slurs for my hobbies were suddenly getting into the same things I was and I was like "hey wait a second you used to make fun of me for that"

#Console #Nintendo #Videogames

Basically his handlers sat him down and set him straight. “Look you orange senile jackass, your mindless babble is costing us billions. Everyone hates you and your Reddit gestapo. Sit tf down and be a good little puppet”.

Nothing like fasting for 18 hours to make you appreciate an iced coffee and bacon and egg breakfast sandwich.

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ICE is largely made up of people with no job prospects or people with no shame. They’ve never been touched by a sunset, know what it’s like to wholeheartedly embrace a loved one, never made or created something with their own hands, and have lost the curiosity and empathy necessary for life.

We’re legitimately going to have to open mental health clinics specifically designed to deprogram individuals who have been corrupted and brain poisoned by far right media propaganda. It’s not safe for these people to drive cars or operate heavy machinery. Medical intervention is needed.

As of today I’m officially an uncle. 👴

turns out a significant amount of americans want to live in a dystopian police state

nothing more properly honors Scott's memory than a crude cartoon drawn incompetently by a plagiarism robot

lol owned

FOLKS!

Looks like the armchair generals and backyard gravy seals aren’t cutting the mustard.

welcome to america. there are three jobs left: ice guy, burrito taxi driver, and professional gambler

“probabilities on polymarket” polymarket and online gamblification of every aspect of our lives is the worst new development of the world in 2025

How is it a hard decision to ban an openly pro pedo safe haven?

New Year's Tiki!

Ran Fallen Dimitri through HoF. Very likely going to spend a FS and merge with my +1 copy. Real Dimitri hours.

The ICE agent called her a "fucking bitch" after he killed her. One officer screams "Go, get out of here" while this officer says "Get out of the car." You clearly see her turn the wheel AWAY from him after he steps in front of her car. Did they think releasing this would help them?? cw // violence