"the UK hates you" should have the same emotional effect on you as hearing that Fred West wouldn't invite you to the cookout

from: Dr Michael Morbius <[email protected]> to: [email protected] been thinking guys like us should team up. might do some good.

see if keir starmer had competent eunuchs he could quite easily pull down streeting in vengeance but unfortunately he's left with a bunch of useless viziers who arent even castrated

a little known fact about hrt is that it makes it impossible to listen to plumtree's this day won't last at all (2000) without crying

aristophanes writing the wasps:

i really hope they forget to shoot 20% of the script for this like they did for the snowman

Getting kicked out of the Criterion closet because I keep asking if they have Harold & Kumar go to Whitecastle

he was right,,, they were too dangerous

the most likely outcome is also one of the funniest: zero action taken against musk but grok sits above every twitter users head like the sword of pedo damocles and you get arrested for tagging it

i hated larian for making weird sex games where the character creator only supports skinny young people but i guess being mad at how they make moodboards is cool too

its so funny that he does all this shit with a giant smile on his face and yet when he interviewed the rizzler he looked like he was 30 seconds away from a televised suicide

whats funny about streeting is that he's so obviously trying to convince the media to back him in a coup of starmer, totally unaware that the press is already fitting farage for a crown. its over bro, just put the fries in the bag and get a comfy gig on the transphobe speaking circuit

i, for one, am glad steam refused to list horses. i wouldn't want anything disturbing to pop up on my front page, which is usually reserved for bastions of morality like "sex with your sister 3 and "hentai third reich simulator"

cmon man i hate labour as much as the next transgender communist but at least read the article before you try and break the story

so much ink spilled about the embarassment of aresnal fans over the double meaning of "gooner", and yet nobody sheds a tear for the humble masturbator, who has to be associated with a bunch of annoying londoners

buzz aldrin was the first he/they on the moon

not only is this cool and epic, its also indicative of how fucked the western media is when the source for this is a fucking prediction market site

playing the new atlyss patch with @dashiellwood.com

the deal i struck with burger king

the british government helps us understand one of the great mysteries of the world: what would happen if whatsapp existed in the late byztantine empire?

helsmiths speahead complete! looking forward to spending far too much money on building out the army

amnesia fans to vtm fans

i'll see you guys next year, when you're getting hyped for another pokemon game that will obviously be awful, the same as every other pokemon game since the turn of the millennium

the woke mob is coming for @dashiellwood.com

just put the fries in the bag bro

big fan of how the trainline app appears on nothingOS

The most egregious thing I’ve seen posted online this morning are people who are talking about how disturbed they are to see such brazen violence on their timelines at a moment where it is basically impossible not to have seen videos coming out of Gaza

i'm just surprised they didn't hit his big ass head

jk rowling draw a clock challenge

its crazy that gorn 2 came out this year considering it feels like it was written in 2009

has anyone been able to beat this boss in silksong yet? i'm really struggling

i believe that academia must be based on the pursuit of useful knowledge, which is why i'm proud to be an "associate professor of strategic management"

pay me 20 quid and ill write about the new banban game for your outlet

when i say that having computers in cars makes people drive like lobotomites, this is what im talking about

amazing frontload of male gaze slop, while muholland drive is relegated to position 50, and the actual best lesbian film of all time (emelia perez) isn't even on there

they shouldve sent jd vance to birmingham

returning to this concept

it’s so low budget and there’s so much product placement that i genuinely believe it’s a The Producers-style scam

war of the worlds 2025 may be the worst movie of all time and i’m including cartel execution videos in that list

between this and robert webb, i wonder if there’s something about being second billing in a comedy duo that makes people transphobic

can’t wait for this to leak online so we can see how the ai treated the hanging munchkin in that one scene

guard who tells only lies

my sources have confirmed that jeremy corbyn made it exactly this far in his playthrough of deltarune chapter 1 and then quit

[person who can’t go 5 minutes without saying a slur]: yeah my account is flagged for intolerance because i’m too mean to white people

i really like the new age of sigmar army,,,

i never knew donald trump was a bush guy. sad for it to come out like this.