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If the suspect’s family didn’t turn him in, he’d probably still be on the loose thanks to Keystone Kash.

Sure he had an extra-marital affair that drove his mistress - who was also his subordinate - to self-immolation, but have you considered that since he's a Republican that it's totally fine?

I'm totally exonerated!

What if it happens during the SOTU?

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

BREAKING Former ICE agent: On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.

I asked ChatGPT to Google something because I hate the environment about as much as I do thinking.

ICE wants to spend 38 billion to house immigrants. It would cost 20 billion to end homelessness in the US. America first my ass

The Blue Butterfly Zone in ICE facility "Dilly." ...secret rooms for underage teenage girls... why? These female children are being kept separate from the other detainee. Why? What's happening to them? I don't want to image. Please, if there is a God... don't let it be what I don't want to imagine

Hey, so all those rocket launches people love cheering on are probably destroying the upper atmosphere. Repairing the ozone layer in the 90s is one of our all-time great achievements as a global civilization; private rocket men seem intent on reversing that.

The FBI Director, everyone. You paid for it.

That was way too coherent to be 47

Did JD Vance thank Greenland yet for providing emergency medical care to our US sailor?

Tired of the commentary around the Democratic TX Senate race. Both are excellent candidates. I would love to have both of them as our Senators. I voted for the one I think has a better chance in November. But I will do everything to get whoever wins elected in Nov. We need everyone to do the same.

The corporate media refuses to acknowledge this. They are only concerned with revenue.

I just wanna drink my lawn, kiss my lawn, mow my beer, catch my truck, mow my wife.

Lots of folks asking me who I’d like to vote for in 2028 and my answer reminds the same: it’s AOC. But I’ll vote for whichever Dem the primary voters choose as their candidate.

This is disgusting. All of these people who negotiated with ICE and told no one what they did need to be removed from office.

New polling says Jasmine Crockett has the best chances to beat Ken Paxton in Texas. The “she can’t win” crowd might want to start updating their talking points because the voters know what’s up.

New Mexico probes allegation of bodies buried near Epstein ranch. WTF.

I just want to stop paying two and a half times as much for coffee because a country with a functioning justice system imprisoned their seditious & disgraced leader - who happens to be friends with the pedo president.

Oh? people.com/jeffrey-epst...

The only question left by the Supreme Court decision on tariffs is: What the fuck is wrong with Thomas, Alito, and Kavenaugh? The Constitution could not say more clearly that only Congress has the power to impose taxes. Can't those three justices umderstand a simple, direct English sentence?

WATCH: “This administration can’t be trusted… ‘the work’ is not killing 🇺🇸 citizens… The Democratic position in 2026 is we don’t terrorize 🇺🇸 citizens & undocumented people.” Rep. @justinjpearson.bsky.social doesn’t let Smug Scott Jennings rattle him— as he calls for ICE to be abolished

An ICE agent shot and killed Ruben Ray Martinez, a US citizen and San Antonio resident, in March 2025. Then ICE and the Texas Department of Public Safety covered it up. He was 23 years old. I am calling for a full investigation into this shooting, including why there was an 8-month cover up.

Declaring war against Iran won’t stop us from talking about the Epstein files. We can multitask.

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Pritzker’s invoice to White House: (via @nbcnews.com) @govpritzker.illinois.gov

will the prices that went up because of tariffs now go right back down? or are we now living with higher prices on some goods because of this unconstitutional decision?

So we’re probably not getting those tariff rebate checks then?

The Tumbler Ridge shooter used Sam Altman’s OpenAI to discuss violence & mass killings. The conversations were flagged & reviewed by employees who wanted to contact law enforcement. The company refused. The same company who blamed a teen’s suicide on “misuse of the platform” when his parents sue

Whoever had the idea to sell cat shampoo in a spray bottle is a genius. I hate them, they got my money, but I have to acknowledge when I got got by scam. Bravo

Yeah...this asshole? Oh, OK

Let’s stop voting for Ted Cruz

He is so gross and slimy. I can't understand how Texas could vote for him even once.

Yeah Nah! Rack off Cruz you spineless Twat!

Big if true #Musk #Elon #Trump #Election #Fraud #FDT #ICEOUT #GA #PedoProtector #EpsteinClass #Epstein newrepublic.com/post/206857/...

BREAKING: DOJ to investigate Supreme Court for mortgage fraud.

😡😡😡😡

NEW: Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer’s husband has been barred from entering Labor Department HQ after two female staffers accused him of sexual assault inside the building, according to NYT. One alleged incident was captured on security cameras and is now part of a criminal investigation.

On February 19, 1942, President Franklin D. Roosevelt signed E.O. 9066, authorizing the forced relocation & incarceration of more than 125,000 Japanese Americans, solely because of their heritage.

Kinda weird that the party that controls the House, the Senate, and the White House claims there's rampant voter fraud.