If you really want to be 30 minutes off from UTC time, your head is cracked, or you're just a chaos muppet. Just pick one or the other!

Who wore it better?

Their rhetoric about Iran is fucking genocidal. And I'm very worried.

Maybe I'm the one who's talking things too seriously 😯!

Boy he really likes the word decimated. Good Christ.

Hot take: People care too much about definitions.

Still seeing the myth that daylight saving is for farmers. It never was; in fact farmers hate it. They have to work early in the morning and need the light!

Why the fuck can't people act right?

When I make a mix tape I tell my brother the feel I'm going for and ask him for ideas, and he always suggests Stolen Moments by Oliver Nelson.

The thing is that you have to actually do it, and before you do it you have to get ready to do it.

I reserved a lot of things at the library that weren't available and now they've all come in at once.

I'm not sure I'm down with the “pervert glasses” epithet, because sometimes pervert can be a compliment

Considering he's the god of crossroads, the maker of the lyre, and an usher into the land of the dead—is it possible all those musicians over the years sold their souls to Hermes?

I always thought Hutt was not the name of the species but some sort of honorific like “the Don”

It dismays me that most of the ways people make fun of a.i. involve using a.i., but this, This is how you make fun of a.i. youraislopbores.me

Having a great time rewatching The Original Series.

The Kirk of the original series was no philanderer. He was a bookworm and a romantic. A lonely heart, even, married to his ship.

I said it sounds like he's just feeding redshirts to the aliens and then Captain Kirk started to cry

A two post thread of amazement.

Whoever remains for long here in this earthly life will enjoy and endure more than enough.

I want to make a mix tape of just ‘turn the tape over’ bits

If Billy Corgan had died at 27 he'd be universally revered.

Planned out a good walk for tomorrow via Sand Creek, Tollgate Creek, and Hiline Canal.

Not every joke format works for every situation.

Holy shit Pokemon didn't exist before 1996?!!?

You know the trope about teenage boys wearing too much scent? Well I've recently found out firsthand that teenage girls can do that too.

The Doc Severinsen version of Birdhouse In Your Soul is one of my favorite things.

DONT TAKE REPATHA IF YOURE ALLERGIC TO REPATHA

Urban Dictionary is not enuf. I need urban etymology.

“Do the hokey pokey” is part of the instructions for doing the hokey pokey; therefore the hokey pokey is an infinite loop.

What rappers have tricked us into thinking they're good because they can do different voices and are aggressive?

My neighborhood's Catholic church has updated the charmingly naive hand-painted fish fry sign they used for years, and I never even got a pic.

“We're born alone and we die alone.” How the fuck were you born alone? It's literally the one thing you can't do by yourself.

Damn

When I was in 6th grade I was very smart and highly literate for a 6th grader, and I'm still very smart and highly literate for a 6th grader.

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

Follow @sbworkersunited.org, and if you have the Starbucks app on your phone, delete it to support union baristas, and tell 5 friends! bit.ly/DeleteTheApp

Just thinking about how my family eschewed things that were upper middle class coded and lower middle class coded.

Sweden created a free music program because kids needed something to do after school, and that gave us Abba and Max Martin and all the rest (for better or worse)

A tales from the crypt style story about a haunted hairpiece called Hell Toupee

I saw one of those wacky new mail trucks for the first time in the wild! So exciting!!

The 11-year-old's best friend has been staying for dinner sometimes and I'm trying so hard to impress him.

It's not that everything will take care of itself it's just that your conviction that you need to take care of everything is not helping anything get taken care of

@nevernotfunny.com @eliothochberg.bsky.social @mynameisgaron.bsky.social For the open: Episode 37Y 1:45:51 Jimmy: “I think I said that cause I just say things”

Fried rice and frittatas are my go-to's for using up leftovers. You can put a lot of different stuff in them and they'll be pretty good. Plus they're both real easy to make.