It's a beautiful fall. I need some shrooms.

I wanna go to the ocean again.

I need a firm pat on the back, prefrubly when I'm not expecting it, from a jocky, extroverted guy. You know anyone like that? I don't.

[Evry scrap of documentation related to the Jeffrey Epstein case is released unedited to the public] “Well I'd like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of this jam…”

Reposting for my friend Jay. He liked this one. I gave him the original. RIP

The Piano Has Been Drinking > Piano Man

“The 'world' is not some entity that exists apart from us; the 'world' is where we function. Likewise, the life of the true Self is not some entity apart from our functioning and working. Everything we encounter is our life.” — Kosho Uchiyama Roshi

I'd prefer if toothpaste came in a glass jar.

This LCD Soundsystem song sounds like Cake

Patrick Kroon (1862-1941), ‘Death comes with Anti-Vaccination’, 1920-30 www.rijksmuseum.nl/en/collectio...

I lost my friend last week. Here he is with his daughter at probably one of the happiest points in both their lives.

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Our flagship title is on hiatus. Many backissues are still available, and still free. Get @ me.

Saw a Christmas themed Home Depot commercial yesterday

Hard as it is to accept, the meanings of words do change. Going to a event where “semi-formal” attire is requested. In my day, semi-formal was what you wore to the prom.* Nowdays I would guess it means jeans & a blazer, right? (Replies open)

Our mix tapes are also available on cee dee, by request.

There's a Shel Silverstein poem called Blame where he says I wrote this really awesome book for you but the goat ate it. So I had to re-write it real quick, but of course it could never be as good as the one the goat ate. It has become part of my vocabulary.…

Another mix already? Yes. Laid-back luv sawngs for cuffing season. Live at eliashiebert.com/tapes

To make healthcare (& evrything else that's good) a privilege available only to a few, that's the object.

When they ask you for credit, give em a branch

what heckle would Statler and Waldorf hurl at your favourite fictional character?

Does anyone know where that beeping is coming from

Universal goodwill is a hell of a drug

Did you know that people are alive and then they're not alive anymore? How long has this been going on?!!?

You know, just having a heart attack and dying out of nowhere is fucking inconsiderate

Some people claim to experience things differently than I do. They must be faking.

"The report called Amazon “the ultimate keeper of the data that enables detentions and deportations,” while MIT Technology Review called Amazon the “invisible backbone” of ICE’s crackdown on immigrants."

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All I'm saying is

October 10th, 8:27am eastern time, a clip of the video for All I Want For Christmas Is You was on the news.

He's going after circumcision now?! Oy vey

“Men will do anything not to go to therapy, amirite lol” As if therapy were available to evryone. As if it werent actively harmful to many

In the US, area is measured exclusively in football fields. If you never played football, it's impossible to know how big anything is.

Two years of genocide have left us ravaged, but our hope for Gaza will never be stifled, writes Shaimaa Eid. Israel’s war of extermination has spared nothing & no one, but still we cling to the hope that we will rebuild Gaza stone by stone & plant new life among its ruins.

Boycott, Divest, Sanction: A ceasefire today will not stop Israel’s genocide against Palestinians, only meaningful accountability will. Our work is not done! Read more: loom.ly/TsJOHwo

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Listening to Open Mike Eagle run down Pitchfork's list of top 100 rap albums and complain that he's not on it is a joy. A joy.

It goes against my upbringing to say this, but not being adventurous about food is not a moral failing.

How long you figure they got before Tay & Trav are just openly wearing maga hats?

Some women go their whole lives never knowing that anyone can master the dad joke. You don't have to be a dad.

Louis strikes me as someone who's smart enuf to justify whatever he wants to do. The epitome of that Ben Franklin fish story.

Making the stank face to Hazey Jane

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Post something random or have an awful October

When you offered me your friendship on the lawn, I was way too over-amplified to bond