Me when I buy two Nissin chicken flavor noodles for $0.99 each.

And we kill it! 🤍🍻

That was yesterday. Today I’m lazy.🤷🏽‍♂️ 💪🏽 📸 #photography #selfie

Turns out as long as I don’t need anything special from the meat or fish departments, going to the grocery store here on a Friday night near 8pm is a good call.

The pressure of looking for an emoticon before the person responds..

I can’t do this anymore 🫣

Same goes to Heated Rivalry, of course. #heatedRivalry #shane #hollander

I kinda wanna have a concussion so I can watch Avatar for the first time again. #avatar #jamesCameron #fireAndAsh #avatar2009

My goal for today: fill this up lol

Okay.. not to brag but, I can cook a mean spicy chicken bites… (moans)

a vida sem música é totalmente vazia

So, I’ve been here for the last 2 hours talking to myself. Is that okay? #helpMe #ikindalikeit lol

I am truly in awe of the Pacific Northwest. I’m so glad it’s home. West Point Lighthouse Beach • Discovery Park 📸 #photography #seattle

Aaah Seattle, what would I do without you? ☀️🌇 #seattle #photography #pnw #sunsets

One of the best compliments I’ve received was, when I parallel parked in Seattle with no reverse camera in a busy street. I got out of the car and these two girls yelled: -You fucking ate that! Yes, I was in Capitol Hill! And yes, I felt like THE SHiT for a couple days! #seattle #iwoninlife

Me, reading this while eating a cinnamon roll. 🤣

Wow.. and that folks, is how you get me interested. Thank you!

Same! I also wanna look my lactose intolerance in the face and ask who is boss.

I just thought about that one night I was driving during sunset, with the windows down, blasting Brazilian funk, and feeling like I was the shit. I miss it!

Literally me

Now I’m curious 👀

New to BlueSky… tell me something I should know #helpSky #newToBlueSky #bSky101 #boredaf

Can someone explain the appeal on WWE other than the hot people in it? Promise I will listen… #wwe #wweSky #curiousSky

How do I find my people in here? Where are they? What do they eat? 👀 #help

Sometimes I wonder what my middle school friends are up to these days

I feel like my conscious is super smart, I just have a hard time listening to to it 🤷🏽‍♂️ #humor #shitposting #funnythought #wtfamidoing

Something I should tell myself more often: “Maybe, don’t?!”

Actually, yes… but I kinda feel like shit after wasting an hour, 35 minutes and 22 seconds

Such a beautiful mess

Standing in the desolate desert landscape of Bluesky like a scene from an old Western: Me: “Hello? Is anybody there?” Echo: “…anybody there? …there… touch grass.”

And that my friends, is a supper power!

now tell me why Cheeky Loin sounds like a cute way of saying Big Back 👀 lol

If I had a dollar for every time I zoned out during a boring conversation, I'd have enough money to just have enough money.

Share a Preacher, nun or priest…

Thanks for the recommendation!! My mind has been going at ten thousand miles per second lately so this will be perfect for me.

Sorry, I’m not ignoring you. I was busy remembering how to breathe at the gym, while jogging without headphones.

Let’s appreciate my feet.. and the Seattle sun of course ☀️ #sunset #Seattle #sun #feet #sunbathing

Any fans of Heated Rivalry here? I’m thinking to watch it for the 4th time. What’s going on with me? lol #heatedrivalry #shabehollander #illyarozanov #scotthunter

Eu vou no Bluesky, falo comigo mesmo, depois saio… #profundo

I go on Bluesky, talk to myself, then leave… #deep

The Brazilian flag is one of the best, this is just a fact, but what is going on with all these stars in the blue circle? Why are they scattered like this, unlike the field of stars of other flags (eg US)? Which stars are these and why these? EXPLAINING BRAZIL FLAG STARS: history and astronomy 🧵

okay.. So if I misspell something in here, that’s it? Not even here I can fix my problems?🙄 Got it 👍🏽

sooo.. do I just pour my feeling and thoughts in here? 👀