I’m thankful for apes.

seems like thanksgiving should be the holiday with the gifts, christmas is about 90 kilos and easter should be called eggster who ordered all this snow? seems like santa‘s been on the khalua again

here’s one a my famous 2-for-1 postings: thanksgiving is the only day per year that we eat too much then buy too much stuff we dont need my favorite black friday deal is closing the drapes and sleeping all day. anyone else?

going for a little walk through yharnham.

[Q] what is the most unpatriotic state in the united states? [A] California, or for short, hell. [2011]

have a blasted day!

i turbed off autocorrect and autocompmete on my phone.

thanks to strwaming services i now jnoyw the first vu album

grown up mornings

Your dvd player should be powered on at least 30 min before use to make sure the electronics are properly warmed up and stabilized.

I’m putting forward a proposal for an alternative minimum post (AMP) to Stan’s 5 post minimum. This will be a single post that effectively comprises 5 separate posts.

Check out my bev

I will be upping my posts to meet stans 5 post minimum per dat

My son an I are estranged because of hamburger preferences.

If this gets reposted once I’ll delete my account.

A guy-hour is very different from a man-hour

I often steer folks away from cross trainers. You’re essentially getting a shoe that does nothing *well*

I just don’t understand the value of puzzles. But I’m working on it.

I’m getting the ultimate email.

Thr World Series is actually decided by electors. The games *do* very much matter but that’s not the kblit thing they rally.

If this gets over 2 likes I’ll delete my account

An offer of “stools” on Craigslist could be very interesting.

I think all men need to be tracked by the gov.

Accidentally had “farters’ stew” for lunch right before the big meeting

Imagine listening to harold budd and then switching to enya. it would probably be like switching from Black Sabbath to Metallica.

I’m ripping ass in the office.

Buffalo Ribs & Wings; طريق بيت جالا https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=31.7129631%2C35.1949386&query_place_id=ChIJHR3QQ0PYAhUR7wRRQALv9Ys

[Q] give me the deftion for the Espionage, sedition and the patriot act?? [A] That's a demand, not a question. [2008]

Knock knock Whose their Wolfman Wolfman hue Well eff, man! Why do you use so many homophones?

Super Harvest #Moon

Knock knock Who’s there? Dracula Dracula who? It’s a bit complicated. Invite me inside and I’ll explain.

[Q] What is the worst thing that you can say or hear on a crowded elevator? ...and the doctor says' that the rash isn't contagious at all now. [A] The worst thing I could hear? Someone farting. [2010]

Natural beauty with a butt

They should make pants that turn bright green if exposed to any trace amounts of urine.

9 hour exposure of the sunflowers outside my apartment, paper negative solargraph in a kodak brownie box camera.

Hey, boss. I cut one of the ramps too short, but it looks fine

Burnsville, Minnesota Pop: 61,339 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burnsville,_Minnesota Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=134830242 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=83471575 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=113247797

Anybody ever eat at BOSTON MARKET how about BAKERS SQUARE

Forth’ve maybe wit hew

Rubber band. I prefer non elastic strapping such as cable ties or twine.

5 likes and I’ll post a selfie.

A restaurant called “Farter’s”

Phones should sweat.

Hammered ulcimer

Photos from SLAC

You just don’t get as much sweet interplay with true bypass pedals #nobypass

You can tell someone’s body count with a core sample if their penis and counting thr rings.

What’s a better review for pants? I’ve never taken them off? I’m always taking them off?

What’s a better review for pants: “I’ve barely every taken them off” “I’ve had to take them off many times” ?