you always hear about johnson and carlson but never nathanson or brianson. i wonder why?

GREETINGS EVERYBODY I HAVE JUST GOT A REALLY GOOD COFFEE. LET’S HAVE A GOOD DAY TODAY

dont let morrissey listen to elvis. especially his rendition of old macdonald

in looking, mirrors allow objects to become images

i wonder if the first cookie ever invented was really good or really bad

probably going to ostrich land tomorrow

thinking about spending sat patrick’s day in dublin

having an ios wifi popup t ype week

i’m speeding my day touching downed wires

this was recorded the night before the bus incident youtu.be/bphwjiG6iMA

i purchased the left cake as my wife is normal sized.

i got a new jacket for going to breakfast

i have an extra verification code i don't want. free to whoever wants it. 956896

your verification code is 636499

people don’t take enough photos of the backs of flowers

i had a huge reply. not even a big retweet. this is not g ood as it encourages me to reply more

hmm

home s ick. so i’m basically like jimmystewart in rear window today. plus a hot babe is going tovisit me later (wife)

i’m hoping to buy a house in the bay area for $1000

i never forget who we’re fighting for

i accidentally said yes when i meant yep

this is an example of why ai is bad

every train stop should have a cafe of disgusting local cuisine and terrible coffee

disgusting local cuisine

send me an email or i’ll send you one

if die hard were a true xmas movie it would end the same way as a true xmas song: with a little “jingle bells” motif

gas at 7pm almost immediately after goat milk and a store bought cookie. avocado with lime juice salt and pepper eaten around 6 p.m. with no gas

i will be turning this forum into my personal dietary log, namely gas events and foods that preceded them

my doctor said i can only watch criterion collection films

alumni event in the unseen village

wonderful white elephant win

i’ve completed a Coursera certification on Farting.

updating my pronouns to “he/harm”

@blishbarson.bsky.social Blish there is a room for you in this house

I have heard this is the place to complain. Well last trip back to Minneapolis, I ordered an old-fashioned from a hotel bar I used to frequent. This one was made with smoke the bartender, young boy, used a butane torch to vaporize some kind of herbs. Anyway, the drink tasted like butane — disaster.

I’m thankful for apes.

seems like thanksgiving should be the holiday with the gifts, christmas is about 90 kilos and easter should be called eggster who ordered all this snow? seems like santa‘s been on the khalua again

here’s one a my famous 2-for-1 postings: thanksgiving is the only day per year that we eat too much then buy too much stuff we dont need my favorite black friday deal is closing the drapes and sleeping all day. anyone else?

going for a little walk through yharnham.

[Q] what is the most unpatriotic state in the united states? [A] California, or for short, hell. [2011]

have a blasted day!

i turbed off autocorrect and autocompmete on my phone.

thanks to strwaming services i now jnoyw the first vu album

grown up mornings

Your dvd player should be powered on at least 30 min before use to make sure the electronics are properly warmed up and stabilized.

I’m putting forward a proposal for an alternative minimum post (AMP) to Stan’s 5 post minimum. This will be a single post that effectively comprises 5 separate posts.

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