// Being the first follower of @clantzimisce.bsky.social has a certain ring to it.

@clanhecata.bsky.social did you doublecheck if Bones is not @usurper1872.bsky.social is disguise? We haven’t heard of them lately, they are fond of cats and now the craft of the Warlocks.

Oh, @clanbaali.bsky.social was seen here. Listen, we know the contract stated first born, but it never specified the species. Furthermore the agreement is several hundred years old and was never claimed. We might find another satisfying payment for you?

@clangargoyle.bsky.social If you deliver the „chess notations“ to us, we grant access to the highest rooftop, use of our air space and all the head scratches you like.

// I am offered a seat in a Dark Ages group. After discussing what the group already is like I found the best would be a merchant with her ghoul as the husband. What should she sell? We are in „Germany“ 1200 and obviously I will be a Ventrue.

*walks into the skyscraper, has a chat with the security warden they will forget, takes the elevator to the top story. Approaches the roof door, opens the door and walks to @clangargoyle.bsky.social staring at the city and carefully pets their shoulder* There, there, strong stony … uhm … sir?

The weather turns to cold rain and soon we will see snow again. We would like to remind everyone that mortals easily get irritated if the snow on a person’s skin does not melt. They also spot missing frozen breaths. Furthermore your retainers might feel uncomfortable. We recommend hand warmers. 👆

Repost with 3 clans you haven’t played but want to! - Brujah (because we would like to say what we feel) - Tremere (because we want to try usurping) - Lasombra (because we want to understand why they live in our shadow)

For new followers, if you haven't noticed yet, satan.social is a free community handle domain, available for anyone to use. Just visit the site, and follow the directions to claim your new handle (e.g. @hail.satan.social). Enjoy!

Name your favorites from #VTM Clan: Ventrue Sect: Camarilla Discipline: Fortitude Power: Wealth City: Any European city featuring small alleys Signature Character: Mithras Edition: V20 Book: The Camarilla V2 Game: Swansong Other Splat: Hunter 😈

This is less funny. We found this picture on a company device. Who made this and who spreads these kind of anarchistic ideas between our ghouls and neonates?

9 years ago a clever Kine called Adrian Bott said: "I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

@thecamarilla.bsky.social Can we discuss again how to deal with Kine ringing our bell again? We are not supposed to feed on them, are we? Because their was this fair haired, handsome man who told us he is a vampire and we might mixed up something.

We remembered it yesterday and had a servant search for it. @housetremere.bsky.social this can be your #TremereSongs theme song: music.apple.com/de/album/it-... Maybe change „girl next door“ to „antediluvian next door“.

Keep in mind that mortals like to dress up in costumes at this time of the year. We don't want a repeat of last year's incident. The ghouls are still in therapy after that cleanup job.

Don’t listen to them. Vampires don’t exist. There are no vampires. @thecamarilla.bsky.social can verify it: There are no vampires.

We heard there is a thing called „Findom“. It is about money. Will someone explain this to us? We can offer money for the explanation.

We were reminded that our pets will go to hibernation soon. Now, thinking about those short nights in summer we might consider doing a summer hibernation. But who keeps an eye on the ghouls in that time?

We like that this place fills in waves. It gives us the needed time to get customised to our new prey, uh, customers. We are talking about customers. Anyway. Where are the fair haired young men of the new wave? We do have special offers regarding your appearance.

Please keep in mind vampires don't exist on this platform either.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1.541.617!

*enter @housetremere.bsky.social 's study and carefully places a big, taped shut cardboard box on the desk* We are back from Main and 7th. We brought you a gift. Richard is still outside and playing hide and seek with your neonate. We have to say this is a good training for our people.

We are now a vampire hunter. We do not know what this means for our lifestyle and seek information and guidance. Most important question: May we keep our ghouls?

As a polite description for fat our vet used „has reserves“ for the fat snake. We like that euphemism and will use that for our ghouls now. @clantoreador.bsky.social do you have ghouls with reserves?

The snake vet examined the snakes today. Their reaction to a thoroughly examination that involves touching is to dig into the ground and hide for a longer period of time. Why are we always reminded of certain clans when we watch that behaviour? 🤔

We received a new household item that came in the colour of „noble silver“. Exactly what befits us, a noble colour.

Ah, finally it is the time of the year in which your food comes in less wrapping. Yet we are sad the nights are so short.

Imagine you had the foolish idea to capture a Ventrue. Capture, not kill. How would you do that? We may or may not have a task to complete.

Unfortunately some serious business held us a prisoner of our duties and we missed to post yesterday. We still would like to inform you all that yesterday, 18th of June, the glorious victory at Waterloo had its 209th anniversary. It is a very sentimental day for us.

While I argue w/ Roses about what is art and definitions, I went and put some random words together. No meaning here whatsoever #TremereSongs (Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out For A Hero) Where have all the Brujah gone And how did Hardestadt die? Where's the might of Clan Mithras To get revenge, my guy?

This is your friendly reminder that you can wash off real blood so much easier from most surfaces than fake blood. It is very easy to wash off the blood of the innocent from your hands. Fake blood will make stains for a while. Trust us. We tested.

🏳️‍🌈 It is #prideMonth. 🏳️‍🌈 Clan Ventrue does not judge you by your sex, gender identity or sexual orientation. To us you are all equally kine or kindred material.

We have good and bad news regarding the plants in the snake havens and our modest attempt in gardening. The good news: the grass grows very well. The bad news: Cornelius‘ search for a mate pressed the grass firmly down and killed two other plants. We like the rivalry between the plants, though.

If you're a Vampire: The Masquerade fan, you may want to know that @crossroadpress.bsky.social is re-releasing all of the old World of Darkness books. Here's a list of what they have out now. beforewegoblog.com/world-of-dar... #vamily @outstar.bsky.social #books #worldofdarkness

We were promised Skybuckets. What are skybuckets? We smell a scam. Some might say we are experts in scams. 🤔

We wonder who will be the first one brave enough for a private dialogue with a royal Ventrue. 🧐 If you are a fair haired young men, wash your neck first.

// @dmdannyajr.bsky.social thank you again! The die was replaced. Or rather, the set was replaced. They didn’t sell the single d100 I needed and I sadly had to buy a whole new set. And several other sets.

Victorian Mage: The Ascension QuickStart adventure is up for backers! My friend @stolenfires.bsky.social wrote for this! #TTRPG #WorldOfDarkness

Obviously there is no norm for where the buttons of like, answer and repost on social media are. The German and the Ventrue in us are equally annoyed and disgusted. We demand a cross platform standard for social media app design!

// Does anyone know which company produces these dice? I lost one of the blue ones and would love to replace it. I only remember they came in a carton and not a plastic box like Chessex uses. #ttrpg #penandpaper

@housetremere.bsky.social found this and asked which clan would this be if vampires were milk products. This is clearly Tremere as it combines the worst/best of two worlds. Now we need to find milk for other clans. So far we have: 1/2

// I need to share with you that finally my hall is complete and I now have a little bench to get in my shoes or use it to do WoD research. The shelves get reorganised the next days.

//We are in dire need of people to portray Clan Giovanni or the bloodline of Giovanni if you go with the metaplot.

We have the rather unusual trait to get along well with animals. (No, we are not related to a Gangrel). Now the discussion about pets was going on. What impressive, maybe intimidating and noble animal should we keep? Snake, cat (big or small), dog or something else?

A snake is a vampire’s best friend.

// I am preparing a chronicle in Anchorage. I hardly know anything about Anchorage besides locating it at a map. I did the obvious thing and googled. One if the first hits is a video with 10 reasons why one should not move there. Most reasons are a good reason for vampires to go there, though.

// TTRPG moments: My current V20 character is a former Camarilla now Sabbat Ventrue in Victorian London. He is a Catholic priest from Ireland, alcoholic and only drinks from drunkards. Due to a previous fight he spent 15 blood points (being gen 7) and shortly fell into food frenzy. His solution: 1/2

Maybe it was not the best idea to start planting the new plants in the snake homes directly after the room was thoroughly vacuumed. 🤔 The snake homes look splendid, though.