I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

Katanas are fucking disgusting and won't exist under liberalism

was he real for this ⁉️

From the hang time (~10 seconds from apex to ground), looks like this fountain is almost 500 meters high. Easily clears Eiffel Tower.

I'm no longer too old to recognize that sometimes you just need hot broth

David Lynch of a room from a Zillow listing

I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination

if USPS delivers the amazon recruitment mailer that they show on informed delivery, after failing to deliver AND SHREDDING my ID, I'm going to flip out in ways that historians will speculate wildly about in 2000 years

hey if you're a hot trans woman you need to pick a name that isn't also the name of one of my family members so i can match with you on the apps

managed to finally snag a picture of my cat and me hanging out waouw

anyway if you're making fantasy art and one of your monsters is "scantily clad wild woman with some monstrous features" the least you could do is give her some body hair, cowards

I'm not trapped in my body, my body is trapped in here with me

they took my dad in the divorce

ok not only is cedaspen good in some places but "darkness hides the hurt he leaves behind" is so real actually

unfortunately, the cedar and the aspen is pretty ok at a lot of points

look at that lil gender freak on the cedaspen cover yo i dont stop to just admire their vibe often enough

piracy discourse is back. look, i don't think there's a one size fits all answer to "when is it ok to take something without the distributor's consent." a lot of indie artists depend on the support of their communities to keep living and making art; others rightly encourage piracy of their own work

[after months of dragging myself on foot over high peaks, and across windswept plains, and through rivers, constantly staying one step ahead of the king's huntsmen, in the rain, to my sole traveling companion] "hey do you promise not to be mad"

they should let Adam Driver play Edward Cullen

squishes your brain into juice

HELL YEAH this shit has been burned into my brain for years now

i think the deus ex fandom has a lot of legitimate criticisms of the Adam Jensen games but I think they fundamentally fail to figure in what a pleasant boy Adam is

Our new favorite analog horror series:

I love when a dream gets something just completely wrong. "My favorite episode of the horror anthology series Stranger Things was the one where people got keys to play a new MMO off of cereal boxes back in the 80s. I remember back then when my friends convinced me to play that game with them."

how much estradiol does it take to stop using your own belly as a drum?

crazy how there's like 4000 people trying to match with you and none of them will actually initiate a conversation

I’m howling.

they made 20 minutes longer

My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨

pallid shorts

If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.

you should download and install the critically acclaimed video gaming experience “death stranding: director’s cut” by notable auteur director hideo kojima onto your gaming personal computer. you can do this by searching your start menu for the game management application “steam” by valve corporation

special kind of music that makes you feel weird and unmoored and malleable and nostalgic and scared and happy and an even more special kind of music that does all this while just being like... seemingly normal songs made on an individual person's budget. anyway I'm listening to Victor Jones again

one dozen sugar daddies

im trying to recreate this meme i either saw years ago or in a dream