As a local government employee my official statement is ‘big sigh’.

Some incredible scenes at the snooker

This time last year I was at the World Snooker final with Watson #TheSnooker

A perfect Friday with my love ❤️

Not to be dramatic but I’m now in the final fortnight of my 30s

Eating a pop tart before seeing the dentist, just as nature intended

@levparikian.bsky.social happy birthday! Well done for making it just past the average life expectancy

Just heard the awful news about @nearlylegal.co.uk Giles was a lovely man. Despite being one of the busiest men in the legal profession, he always had time to help those less knowledgeable. I started my career reading his housing blogs. Sending my love to all who cared about him

Cocktails on the Champs Elysees. Don’t mind if I do

‘Mattress handed to resident’

It’s finally Bridge Day

What if you blow your life apart and it all works out ok. Just imagine

Have I mentioned I’m off to Paris for the week?

Out of office on until the 13th. Holiday mode starts now

Off to Paris next week as an early birthday treat. I intend on being 90% pastry and red wine by the time I return

Jellycats are this generation’s beanie babies and you can’t convince me otherwise. In years to come there will be lofts full of them.

All nice and normal over on the Facebook selling pages

Happy Roy Hodgson day to all Bristol City fans who celebrate

Baxter timeline cleanse

Went to see Kinky Boots last night. The bloke that sat next to me stank so bad I had to hold my breath for most of it! Stinky Boots, more like.

Just a dog, waiting for the tube

I’ve had less than 4 hours sleep. Approach with caution

Welcome to nearly 40, where you can barely move because you *checks notes* slept funny

Got an estate agent coming round tomorrow and anxiety of knowing someone is going to critique my house is vom. Adulting is the worst!

Petrol station queued off the forecourt. Let the panic buying commence

Sound up for maximum Baxter

Chilli beef nacho night

Started the week with my hand down the outside drain. Home ownership is the gift that keeps on giving

LDN ❤️

Friday AND half term

For all your toe grooming needs

“Let me state clearly: the law must take its course”. This makes me feel more patriotic than any number of bedraggled lamppost flags.

Andrew arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...

It was the fuck around of times, it was the find out of times. Incredible

Middle of the night insomnia means today I have a front seat on the struggle bus

@graceldn.bsky.social happy birthday you total babe. I hope you’re having the best day xx

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social happy birthday you wonderful human

I’m sat in an empty waiting room at the hospital (a miracle in itself). A man walks in, sits one seat away from me, and proceeds to watch videos OUT LOUD on his phone. Why men, why???

Tonight, 10 called me into his bedroom and said ‘I just wanted to tell you how much I love you and ask, what’s a dermatologist?’

When you’ve got work at 9 and football training at 5

My god life is tiring. The same exhausting shit, day in, day out

I should get up and go to parkrun. I haven’t been for a very long time. And yet

Well that was quick!

Applied to finalise my divorce today. What’s everyone else got planned for Friday?

Bought a copy of @watsoncomedian.bsky.social latest book today. I already have one but his one has my name in ❤️

We go live to the Protect our girls crew, unsure what they are doing

Parents of young children (mine are 7 and 10) do they repeatedly say your name? I must hear ‘mum’ approximately 15,000 times a day.

I cannot stop laughing at this post from a local selling page. It just keeps getting worse