God knows I love The Life Of A Showgirl, but last night Jade took the concept and just nailed it. An embarrassment of riches from one of the most exciting and authentic pop artists out there at the moment. That's showbiz, baby!

Godmothering legend.

I didn't realise how spicy our diet was until I started accidentally poisoning @uponthesea.bsky.social during her visit 😭

new favorite hobby is looking at the letterboxd reviews for horror movies I'm watching and finding the funniest ones

An ambitious attempt at the 2.5kg bag of her favourite dry food.

First impression ranking. #lifeofashowgirl

My cat (Daisy) and @bealittlebrave.bsky.social 's cat are famous now

The dopamine hit of being woken up by a purring kitty, thankful that you've given her a home, cannot be overstated.

september 30th october 1st

I woke up from a nap, asked "where's my baby?", and Georgie came flying in from the other room like a superhero 😭 how is it possible to love a cat this much so quickly 😭

Praise the lord on this blessed Sunday.

We had a Sofa Saturday today and the cat did not want to cuddle once.

Me: "If we both died, who do you think she'd eat first?" James, excitedly: "I have been wondering about that!!" We have had our cat for less than a week.

My algorithm is all cats all day now, but unfortunately we now have a cat that gives me a death glare every time a cat that is not her plays on my phone.

"how could you possibly have known you were bisexual as a pre-teen?"

It's Taskmaster day, and Georgie could not be more confused about why we're still awake with her. She can't seem to decide between being absolutely lovely and seeing just how far she can push us before we leave her.

One of my love languages is spreadsheets. Naturally there is now one tracking our cat's bathroom visits.

Ich will mich nicht zu jedem Missstand einzeln äußern, aber ihr könnt sicher sein, dass ich durchgehend empört bin.

Cat wanted to sleep on the floor instead of the couch. So I did too. Already pussywhipped beyond reason.

I believe most people that would care follow me on Instagram and would've seen it, but we adopted a cat a few days ago and I'm this close to saying I don't need the antidepressants (I do). Georgie, in facts a one year old mother of five, is actually the babiest baby who ever babied.

10/10, no notes

SPOILER FOR HANDMAID’S TALE NOVEL: Thinking a lot lately about the importance of the conclusion, where the framing device is revealed. That idea, that Gilead ended, is so much more important than I realized when I first read the book.

yknow, that famous showgirl outfit. the burnt orange cardigan

Garden Update: sometimes when it rains on my Lupins it reminds me of the leaves from Land Before Time.

My favourite funny looking cats of the week because we can all do with a Friday afternoon pick-me-up after this week.

✨anxiety✨

Watching old episodes of Pointless and only one (1) person out of the 100 asked knew that Paris Hilton starred in The Simple Life.

Do you think if someone isn't 15 minutes early that they are simply never going to show up, or are you normal?

Oh the anxiety is doing the mostest again these days. Just bury me in the backyard.

Don't worry folks, we made it make sense.

Too sick to rest 😞

September 1st and I think I'm getting a cold 🥲

Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw Addison Rae Mariah Carey Kaiser Chiefs Robbie Williams Lorde

We have started ordering extra takeout servings to freeze for future meals, and consider it frugal. Mad genius or delusional, who's to say.

Watching Evita (1996) and I've never been more Team Sheffield than right now.

On two separate occasions, James and I have found money on the street today, totaling twenty great British Sterling. I am one five pound note from quitting my job and just being a professional cash finder.

Dumb comedy bit that apparently I've held on to for 16 years and still chuckle at regularly: youtu.be/7uqCb61Dy7Q?...

someone fuckass filtered the proposal pictures

Can’t stop dancing to jealous type

offline sein ist das geilste online sein leider auch

Predicting a minimum 400% spike for So High School this week.

BABY SHE SAID YES

Honestly just suggested we get takeout to celebrate Taylor Swift's engagement (while entering and leaving rooms at random because I am legit overwhelmed by emotions of joy)

Had a quick sneak at the Addison Rae setlist to make sure some of the pre-debut stuff made it on and got the best spoiler, she's really bringing the 00s back.

What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life? "A real actress."

The life of a showgirl (serve face, belt tunes, bewitch men, fall in love with a penniless poet)

There's a jokey implication in our household that Moulin Rouge is my favourite movie only because I'm hot for Ewan McGregor. As if I don't turn feral like a horny cartoon character over Nicole Kidman the second she appears on screen.

Lebkuchen und Dominosteine im August sind was für Anfänger.

This is going to be such a messy album I can't fucking wait.