It’s coming, very soon

Not sure what's in Hegseth's speech to the generals but I heard it took him nearly 20 beers to write

I refuse to believe this Homan news. What are they gonna try to tell us next, the guy‘s a drunk?

You have to understand, Kavanaugh’s just-explain-to-them-you’re-legal line of reasoning makes perfect sense to a man whose big public moment was literally crying about how much he likes beer until we let him on the supreme court.

Working on my RFK impression and the cats look worried. It’s like they have ESP for particularly fucked-up people.

Everyone who went to law school knew someone like Bondi, who if they didn’t like the facts they were dealt just made up their own.

I would assume at least five members of SCOTUS are up late tonight, teasing out some “originalism” from the constitution that allows for deporting and disappearing folks.

Remember—when you don’t think you can take one more second of their lies, nastiness and owning the libs—people who are actually happy and fulfilled do not act this way.

It really is incredible to see a presidency built not just on lies but sheer nastiness. This won’t end well—by design.

The Times is out here basically issuing press releases for Tesla Tesla Moves One Step Closer to Self-Driving Cars in China www.nytimes.com/2025/02/25/b...

Of course President Projection thinks federal workers are lazy, no-show fucks who get fat checks for doing nothing—it’s the story of his life.

Never forget January 6th, when Mr. Proud Boy himself, AKA Enrique Tarrio, had a White Claw tucked into his little pretend soldier outfit.

Also, Ghislaine just checked her watch it’s pardon o’clock.

Apropos of nothing (or, everything), how long ‘til Sam Bankman-Fried gets his pardon? Sooner, rather than later, is the answer. Sometime in 2025.

Resisting comes in all forms. Here is a very creative one starting to pop up.

Ukraine must be very excited to hear how its peace negotiations are going!

Since the Washington Post didn't want you to see the anti-Musk ad with your newspaper, please check out this website and share it around www.commoncause.org/work/fire-el...

Honestly @jonathanbchait.bsky.social, the psychology is way too obvious and laughable when you call an actual smart person like @whstancil.bsky.social a "hack." You should look up "projection" in your dictionary, and then if you really need to see a picture of yourself you could look up "hack" too.

For years it was considered gauche to call Trump’s guys Nazis and now his government is led by literal Nazis.

“'Every Tesla sale that you prevent, every dollar not spent servicing a Tesla, not charging at the Supercharger — these further degrade the business,' Niedermeyer said."

Thanks to @nymag.com, everyone can get this great deal at Anti-DEI piece-of-shit Target for some WHITE! sheets before they head to the big rally!

No wonder Emil Bove looks like a broken, empty man. He is.

Or like he’s unloading a salisbury steak into his underwear

The folks responsible for the "DEI Watch List" website targeting Black federal employees are, according to @src161.bsky.social: Cari Fike, 38, of Cheverly MD Elisabeth Guinard (nee Osloff), 34, of Helena MT Adam Cahn, 43, of Austin TX

Susan Collins is an inveterate liar who consistently plays the "I barely know them" card and gets away with it because she is supposedly this moderate senator from a good hardy state like Maine who's so busy being folksy and reasonable that she cannot be bothered to know fuck all about anything.

I love how it’s a given that Kennedy is totally unqualified to run HHS but yet the only question seems to be whether he is manifestly unqualified. This is the new threshold for competence. And yes, he’ll still be confirmed despite not even clearing this new, embarrassingly low standard.

What I wouldn’t give to have it go like this: “Mr. Kennedy, you’re a quivering, drug-addled fuck who’s never once faced accountability for a lifetime of predatory behavior and general shittiness.”

Here’s hoping Cheryl Hines is able to get enough face time today to maintain her irrelevance.

Glad to see they are not too stressed out by the government literally falling apart. Here’s hoping they’re able to “tune out the noise” enough to continue to enjoy their decadent days at the Capitol. Everyone just needs to calm down or one of these folks might miss a big fancy meal.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to finally invest in Jukd Micronics.

This is the kind of question asked by someone who’s living in a decidedly unstressful environment. Like he probably just had a big fancy meal and then said to himself, I wonder why all these people aren’t so relaxed and happy, like me? What can I do to not let their stress and unhappiness bother me?

Apropos of nothing (or, everything), how long ‘til Sam Bankman-Fried gets his pardon? Sooner, rather than later, is the answer. Sometime in 2025.

Homan is so slurry these days that they made the decision to bring in another moron who’s equally embarrassing but slightly more comprehensible.

Fair to say things are proceeding apace.

Just to be safe, Elon Musk should put out a statement reaffirming his commitment to racism.

He could goose-step down Pennsylvania Avenue and the media would still treat him as quirky and lovable, let’s not take him too seriously, you know? Sounds pretty familiar, come to think of it.

Elon Musk's maternal grandparents relocated from Canada to South Africa in the early 1900s, where they were in the German Nazi Party. They supported Hitler and then went to South Africa, a stronghold of support for Nazism outside of Germany. Musk was an anti-semite and an apartheid lover.

Also, one of those Ram pickups from the '70s, if you got one--will stop by Lagos next week when out running errands.

Trump should make Bondi and Patel promise not to read any of his "Truths" about @lizcheney.bsky.social That way, they won't know his position on the investigation and everything will be done on the up-and-up😉

The pundits who keep talking about how these will just be “show” trials seem not to have noticed that we’re pretty much a nation of “show” laws now. The results will depend on who’s writing the scripts.

This listing is still active, btw

My prediction of a future Times headline regarding the “case” against @lizcheney.bsky.social was way too easy to make, but here we are just 10 days later and the “investigation” part has already begun. You might say things are proceeding apace.

Nothing sums up MSNBC better these days than Mike Barnicle casually dismissing the latest Liz Cheney news so he can have more time to reminisce with @jonathanlemire1.bsky.social about his last week doing the early show.

Maybe we will find out Kash Patel is just a really bad speller and actually just meant to keep an enema list.

Maybe I’ll just run a want ad in Dr. Soon-Bieber’s “news” paper.

Anyone got Massad Boulos’s number? I’m looking for a reasonable-mileage, late ‘90s Ranger. Thanks in advance.

I will not rest until Dr. Patrick Soon-Bieber is held to account for his ridiculous toupée. Los Angeles Times Owner Wades Deeper Into Opinion Section www.nytimes.com/2024/12/12/b...

Whatever happens with Hegseth, let us never forget the deplorable Sen. Lummis and her “wild childs” comment, in which she basically said, “Look, soldiers be drinkin’ and rapin’, what’re you gonna do?”