Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡

Schoolboy Q Speaks 🗣️💯

9/11 jokes aren’t even funny anymore. just plane rude

Me to me

LITERALLY

lighting a candle in sympathy for those who have families who cant cook for shit 😔🕯️

the list is soooo long

okay i can see the reasoning behind the first one but where on my page do yall see anything about nicki minaj????

apply this to life and gain beautiful experiences because of where you choose to put your energy and attention towards

BlueSky experience has been nothing but beautiful. Ultimately because of where I chose to put my energy & attention towards.

Guess I’m a proud loser. I’m still proud that I voted for the candidate that lost. History will know that I voted to save those who voted against me

Leon Thomas really one of them ones.

tried to find any reason in the world not to go to work but the need for bread overpowered them all

we are in a whimsy deficit

it is called tuesday because it’s two days away from sunday

tonight consists of the city, weed, tequila & wine 🙏🏽

If you go to a Wicked showing and start singing they should be allowed to beat you with popcorn bags. Them babies came to hear Ariana Grande and Cynthia Eviro, not Pam from the community theater troupe. GROW UP.

grodieeee !!! diet coke >>>

my skyline is convincing me to adopt a cat.. or two (or three)

Libraries feel like something about which we could very easily be saying, “Remember that place where you could borrow books, for FREE, and return them when you were finished?” And kids would say “What?? No way!” And yet there they still are, despite everything we’ve become, existing. Remarkable.

ntm on geminis wtf?!!

I just wanna cuddle, smoke, and look out the window

6. So what I’m saying is that our politics do not insulate us from behaving like plonkers. Wherever we stand, we have constantly to check ourselves, take a breath, and ask whether the way we are behaving builds the society we want to see.

The Flame Nebula

this is killing me

no more live action video game movies unless it’s tony hawk pro skater. all the background characters are played by tony hawk except tony hawk who’s played by jeremy allen white

this left a weird sensation in my mouth

lit rallyyyy

this is the random insanity im talking about like what do you mean you spent 2.4k on instruments you CANT even play wtf!!!

the masses don’t get it but I Do

love comes easy - thee sacred souls

me and my bf core

please bc why my old manager say their mac was the best and if was kraft noodles with breadcrumbs on top.. just vile

for people who don’t like big government they sure do love our huge supersized military. that is trained and funded in case of the scenario that every country in the world + space aliens would attack us. all at the same time.

Yes. Specifically chaotic good/neutral because I haven’t laughed yet!

me: bluesky is missing chaotic energy everyone: grrr this is not a space for you grrrr *about to bite me* me: ahhh 😌 the chaos is here now 😌

ohhh brother do yall not scroll through the qrts to see that EVERYONE has said what you’re about to type?!?! sorry grandpa!! you’re right!! IT IS peaceful here with the volume on 17 and the lights dimmed REAL LOW!!! thanks to those with a funny humorous brain who replied lightheartedly 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

i miss nyc

Choose growth and freedom over comfort and familiarity Be blessed ✌🏾

i can’t say i’m not intrigued

forgive me, bluesky inhabitants, for wanting to mess with the fragile ecosystem by calling out for chaotic energy. may we stay lukewarm and peaceful here forever

40 quotes my sky career is taking off 🔥

the chaos im looking for 🤞🏽

Big plus ? Hell, it seems like it's mandatory....😶

I lowkey get it cause niggas was cookin crack in the microwave and callin in bomb threats on Twitter. That’s gone be hard to beat

mini circle waffles, vanilla yogurt, orange juice & perhaps a banana