Yea let’s not say that but I definitely feel you 😩

I have court in the morning. Is it inappropriate to ask the judge to “stop bringing up old shit”?

Anyone else excited for #Borderlands4??

I’m a life long Chiefs fan She’s from Brazil This is perfect

CHIEFS KINGOM IS BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Leaving the theater from watching “Weapons” I’m not sleeping tonight. Fuck that

It’s 2025. Deodorant is not a substitute for soap, and baby wipes are not a bath. Your friends may not tell you, but your chair KNOWS Wash your ass.

The problem with having two dogs is not knowing who shit on the floor while I ran to the store

I ain’t flew thru the blacksky in a while. What I miss

To the women saying no

If you prefer room temperature water, you’ll smoke cigarettes. Same thing. I’m not here to argue

You might be cooking. Do white people have cousins? 🤔 @alsvid.bsky.social

Not tryna stir up the conspiracy pot, but I don’t remember ever hearing one of my white friends say they were hanging out with their “cousin” White people don’t have cousins. Thanks for your time

Ight yall im back What I miss lol

I felt it was my duty as a father to teach my son what happens when you talk shit ♥️

I’m living a dream I never thought I was worthy of. A “boring” life built on love and companionship. I have too many blessings to count and I know many more lie around life’s next turn. Some feelings can’t be put into words but if I had to try, I’d say I’m “thankful” 🙏🏾

If I don’t open my banking app it can’t hurt me right? Right?

We’ve been told women are “too emotional” to become president just so we can sit back and watch this orange bitch and Elon the cyborg go thru a messy public breakup. Send the asteroid already

Especially the ones with diff color doors or hood. They might as well be Taliban

Another victim

Altimas will Altima

She’s mine and I still got a crush on her Cuz DAYUMMMMM

Summer is officially here bc I had a close call with an Altima this past weekend.

As did I my friend, as did I

I definitely drove like I had an Altima back when I had an Altima.

As the weather improves and more people are on the roads I’d like to remind you all to watch out for the Nissan Altimas. They will be out and they will be doing Altima shit.

*puts dingaling back in pants*

Time to watch anime and overthink all my past mistakes

Ain’t hit the media in a minute

Back in my day we slapped niggas mid sentence

My phone charger not matching my AirPod charger is a first world problem that imma complain about still

Something about Rod Wave shooting up a car is funny as shit to me. I won’t be answering questions

Them weapons formed against me are prosperous as fuck sometimes

Next time I go in the gym I have ever intention on dying in that mf

My oldest daughter. I’m so proud of the woman she’s becoming ❤️

If her period starts next week you can die this week. Wear a helmet and stay as silent as possible.

I’ve been shot at, jumped, been in car accidents, etc. I’ve looked death in the eye on more than one occasion. Still the thought of someone blowing a handful of dust and pollen in my face is terrifying. Allergies are ghetto

This spectrum outage is lasting entirely too long

The weather is so nice outside, anyone wanna meet up and fight?

So glad I found the love of my life cuz I really didn’t wanna be 45 years old riding around in a slingshot tryna pick up hoes

If that gorilla is in her inbox talkin bout “damn you can’t have friends” he gone need to have 99 friends with em when he see me 😂☠️⚰️⚱️

Ya mama gynecologist just leaked this photo. I think you should sue

That’s nacho nigga 😭😭

I would disappear

To sleep

Ladies imagine sending a 🥷🏿 some nudes and he responds with “you need to respect yourself more” 😂

I really love this video 🥰🥰🥰

Whoever did the music for expedition 33 needs a raise. #GamerSky

The Mandela effect is wild, I coulda swore I had more money than this 🥴🥴🥴