FML. Insurance just denied coverage for being on the lake with a cold beer and sent me a mindfulness worksheet instead.

this also applies to being funny

slowly coming to terms that i’m gonna be losing my only friend i have left in the city in september

ok i’m back xitter just became insufferable again lol

woaaahhh i found frag bloomf on my xitter fyp i had to double check what app i was on lol

studio ghiblis like the mlk of animation

raw onion and a cigarette kinda hits omg

woof so my contempt for this place grows the more i peek back into xitter. like hell truly is where it’s at i’m not made for a life of online purity like this

i got yoga pants for my yoga class without thinking of the consequences (idk how to tuck my shit)

do i need to be the one to start an archive dilfs account here

siri search yoga pants for people with fat pussies

Work in progress today.

mIp’s legacy (to me) is the term “everypony”

one of my wasian traits

thought i was giving guido but my gay face begged to differ 😭

ppl here always side eye me for saying portland is too white but i wanna move to europe and like. oregon only recently allowed black and brown people to immigrate to the state whereas europe has had more or less open immigration to africa and the middle east since the dawn of time lol

i need need need to let go of my new zealand demeter like idgaf about her lol

no jesus fanart no yaoi no yuri i fucking hate it here

just realised i’m not funny here bc my comedy has depended on qrts for the last few years and there’s nothing interesting enough here for me to riff off. like absolutely nothing worth yes and-ing here

i feel like im kinda sucking my own dick here bc i think this a lot in another aspects of my life but then it turns out im flopping but i think id go stupid and crazy if i was public on fragrantıca twıtter lol

GET A JOB !!!! STAY AWAY FROM HER !!!!!!!

bweets in german bweets in spanish bweets in portuguese but none in french this algorithm is so fucking ass

i need to chainsmoke with a group of communist se asians so bad

Your face and your flag 👩🏻‍❤️‍👩🏻🇵🇭👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻 The face. The flag.

OBTAINED

bruh yall don’t even wanna know how much i spent on cigarettes

hey lesbians do we like these carabiner prints ?

i’m back on xitter bc i missed my filioomfies there’s not enough of us here to satiate my need for community like that 😭

sorry for liking looney tunes yaoi. as if that’s my fault

they let me hit because of my gentleman’s fupa

just blocked someone for looking like ed shæran

y'all following Barry Obama like he's gonna fuck you.

time for bed The Land Is Inhospitable And So Are We

me as a joint 🥺

would die for this little fruit

saying –because of woke– at the end of the most inconsequential things is so funny to me and i wonder how many generations it will take before this jokey saying is considered old ppl slang by the youths

The Vegetable Garden with Donkey https://www.wikiart.org/en/joan-miro/the-vegetable-garden-with-donkey

oh they better be faggots otherwise what’s the fucking point

MEEEEEEEEE

bending over for mickey18 while i rim mickey17

saw a reddit post asking ppl how often they masturbate and man. i truly be whacking it way more than the average person. like the replies were often like “3-4x a week” with some saying once everyday and that’s still way less than how much im beating the shit out of my kitty

kinda back on xitter now like i rarely got shit to say there but fuck me the tl is so good like it feels so good to laugh 😭

she’s french vietnamese. if you care

i be saying this when i have yet to form a solid opinion on why something is bad. sometimes something gives me a bad vibe so i just say this

made a potential new print ? 🐰🐌🪼

i will be 70 years old saying “:3”idgaf