Love this pic because he is gonna hate it.

EMERGENCY RELEASE from Gen. Eaton.

Damn, he’s still alive.

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

Kristi Noem is a c*nt.

Trump, Vance, Miller and Noem are four of the most evil people on the planet.

This is accurate as fuck. This is accurate as fuck. This is accurate as fuck.

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Time for Ford to get the Tesla treatment.

In a world of Trumps, be a Ahmed al-Ahmed.

I am doing a crossword, and the clue is ‘garment for a Supreme Court Justice’. I put in ‘hood’.

When I hear someone is a MAGA, that’s all I need to know about them. Nothing else matters. Also, release the Epstein files.

Who had 'Venezuela' as the location for where WWIII starts?

Republicans are a bunch of cheaters. Also, release the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

This is the ad Donald Trump woke up furious about. Would be a shame if it went viral.

I'm old enough to remember that during a press conference the Epstein survivors said that if the Epstein files aren't released they will release what they know. That was months ago. Not to be crude, but they need to either put up or shut up.

So I saw a couple ass-fucks wearing Charlie Kirk shirts today. I wanted to tell them, since Charlie was all about free speech, that I think he was a giant pile of shit with a human mouth.

Don’t reinstate your Disney or Hulu until we know he’s on the air for at least six months to a year. Let’s Gooo!!!

THIS. 👉

Anyone want to defend these?

Pro tip to Laura Loomer who deleted this: The Internet is written in indelible ink.

Republicans are human garbage.

If Murdoch has really decided it's time for Trump to go, then we've reached the part of the movie Casino where the mob bosses are sick of Joe Pesci being such an uncontrollable asshole.

Dear NRA, That tyrannical government that you use to justify the 2nd amendment is here. What are you going to do about it?

I was at a winery in NY and there was a whole flock of MAGAts there.

You're either fighting fascism or enabling it. There is no gray area. Which one are you?

Sen Murkowski is a piece of shit just like the rest of the GOP. There are no good Republicans.

🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

Dear Marines and National Guard, You are following ILLEGAL orders. You are not required to follow ILLEGAL orders.

That would be awful. Don’t share this.

You know what might help reduce this already minuscule number of assaults on ICE officers to zero? Wearing badges and consistent uniforms, and not wearing masks. But what do I know? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Joe Biden has an aggressive form of prostate cancer, so maybe now the can mainstream media will leave him the fuck alone and instead focus on the human cancer in the White House that’s metastasizing around the world.

Holy moly. Check out this tweet from the new American pope. I’m sure MAGA would hate it if you reposted this right this minute.

Vince Vaughn is a MAGA and should be treated like one.

Woke up to disappointment again. He’s still alive.

"U.S. officials went door to door in Greenland’s capital of Nuuk looking for residents who wanted to greet the second lady, Jesper Steinmetz from Denmark’s TV 2 reported. But everywhere they went, they were rejected." "The unwelcoming response forced the second lady to change her plans."

Elise Stefanik is sad today. She really, really wanted that UN gig. Poor Elise.

Getting ready for the day.

YouGov poll: 74% Americans — including 60% of Republicans — say the Trump admin's use of the Signal chat to discuss military strikes is a serious problem.

Reality

Seen in London...

He told 33,000+ lies in his first term. Since math is not my strongest subject, can someone more capable please figure how many lies-per-day that averages? 🙏 Thanking you in advance, Mar🐫