In a world of Trumps, be a Ahmed al-Ahmed.

I am doing a crossword, and the clue is ‘garment for a Supreme Court Justice’. I put in ‘hood’.

When I hear someone is a MAGA, that’s all I need to know about them. Nothing else matters. Also, release the Epstein files.

Who had 'Venezuela' as the location for where WWIII starts?

Republicans are a bunch of cheaters. Also, release the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

This is the ad Donald Trump woke up furious about. Would be a shame if it went viral.

I'm old enough to remember that during a press conference the Epstein survivors said that if the Epstein files aren't released they will release what they know. That was months ago. Not to be crude, but they need to either put up or shut up.

So I saw a couple ass-fucks wearing Charlie Kirk shirts today. I wanted to tell them, since Charlie was all about free speech, that I think he was a giant pile of shit with a human mouth.

Don’t reinstate your Disney or Hulu until we know he’s on the air for at least six months to a year. Let’s Gooo!!!

THIS. 👉

Anyone want to defend these?

Pro tip to Laura Loomer who deleted this: The Internet is written in indelible ink.

Republicans are human garbage.

If Murdoch has really decided it's time for Trump to go, then we've reached the part of the movie Casino where the mob bosses are sick of Joe Pesci being such an uncontrollable asshole.

Dear NRA, That tyrannical government that you use to justify the 2nd amendment is here. What are you going to do about it?

I was at a winery in NY and there was a whole flock of MAGAts there.

You're either fighting fascism or enabling it. There is no gray area. Which one are you?

Sen Murkowski is a piece of shit just like the rest of the GOP. There are no good Republicans.

🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

Dear Marines and National Guard, You are following ILLEGAL orders. You are not required to follow ILLEGAL orders.

That would be awful. Don’t share this.

You know what might help reduce this already minuscule number of assaults on ICE officers to zero? Wearing badges and consistent uniforms, and not wearing masks. But what do I know? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Joe Biden has an aggressive form of prostate cancer, so maybe now the can mainstream media will leave him the fuck alone and instead focus on the human cancer in the White House that’s metastasizing around the world.

Holy moly. Check out this tweet from the new American pope. I’m sure MAGA would hate it if you reposted this right this minute.

Vince Vaughn is a MAGA and should be treated like one.

Woke up to disappointment again. He’s still alive.

"U.S. officials went door to door in Greenland’s capital of Nuuk looking for residents who wanted to greet the second lady, Jesper Steinmetz from Denmark’s TV 2 reported. But everywhere they went, they were rejected." "The unwelcoming response forced the second lady to change her plans."

Elise Stefanik is sad today. She really, really wanted that UN gig. Poor Elise.

Getting ready for the day.

YouGov poll: 74% Americans — including 60% of Republicans — say the Trump admin's use of the Signal chat to discuss military strikes is a serious problem.

Reality

Seen in London...

He told 33,000+ lies in his first term. Since math is not my strongest subject, can someone more capable please figure how many lies-per-day that averages? 🙏 Thanking you in advance, Mar🐫

The empathy jar is almost depleted but the schadenfreude jar is still well stocked

Fuck everyone that voted to put Felon47 back in office.

The sooner his caucus gets rid of him the better. In fact, I think he should resign from the Senate. New York has far better than him to put in that seat.

Every stop on his book tour should be mobbed with protestors. I've seen it said that part of the reason he caved was because the negotiations would have interfered with his book tour schedule. WHAT THE FUCK, CHUCK???

Raise your hand ✋ if you feel our country is slipping further into an Orwellian nightmare! I want all 185k of my #BlueCrew to follow YOU! Hit that like 💙 and repost ♻️ to connect with more friends! 🚀 Who's on board? ✋

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Please know that this Emotional Support Canadian understands that most Americans are sane and if not for nefarious doings by the Trump/MAGA/GOP/FSB/NRA/MUSK Klan you wouldn't be in this position. The world can't wait until you come back to the adult table.

Trump is tanking the stock market, down almost 1000 points with his reckless tariff policies.

MAGA, MAGA.👇

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.